Thursday, June 16, 2011

The Queen of Useless Videos

Watch out Lizzy and Lisa Fowler there is a new QVC bitch in town and her name is Kristen Smith aka Kalel Cullen. Now Kalel's videos have never been very helpful, but lately they have been pretty useless like her video about how to tie a knot in your t-shirt. Not everyone wants to look like a 3rd grade prostitute, Kristen! Lets not forget all of her sponsored videos for Lancome and Urban Decay. It was so obvious that she does not even try out the products before filming because all she raves about how amazing the packaging is and creams her jeans when she swatches the colors in the palettes. Although Leesha, xsparkage, is notorious for receiving free products and not disclaiming it for the FTC at least she tries out the products before making a review and will make a tutorial using the makeup she received. Kalel could not make it more obvious that she only cares about money when she made the video about her Phospher watch. How is being affiliated with a watch company beauty related? Oh yeah, its not! She can't pull it off as it being fashion related because home girl has no fashion sense. If a company is going to send you free products to review for thousands of girls to watch wouldn't make sure to give a great review? Not for Kalel, because all she cares about is the money and the free shit.

In Other News

Our beloveded KaiKaiz got a perm! Apparently Kai was channeling her 80s teenage dream with the buying mom jeans to match her perm! Hopefully her chest hair won't get stuck in the pant's zipper!




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Anonymous said...

HAI

Anonymous said...

hey pretty ladies

Anonymous said...

this post sucks...

Anonymous said...

4th

Anonymous said...

Kimi Clay
busy busy busy work work work lol. had a busy day more tomorrow. made some love goodies for mi monster :)
11 hours ago

Kailyn Marie Wilcher where do you work now?
11 hours ago · Like

Anonymous said...

lol stfu kai.

Anonymous said...

kimi should ask kai the same thing, and see what kai says.

Anonymous said...

You suck

Anonymous said...

I'M A MARK REPUSENTATIVE! =]

Anonymous said...

THIS WHOLE POST IS FOR JAMES FRANCO! MWUAHAHAHAH

Anonymous said...

elle lying about her ftc disclaimer and being a fake bitch would have been a better post imo. at least then it would have screen caps and shit lulz.

Anonymous said...

this one could have too. you could've screen capped kalel wrapping her legs in oatmeal or making faces at the couponers and her t shirt. she's made so many more useless videos that weren't even included. but that's just how moar writes. and she never uses screencaps

Anonymous said...

Wtf? What a terrible post. Why couldn't you do an over all update.
Kai got partner taken away and hid for a week and lied like a moron on twitter. Also buys Tina turner mom jeans.
Lisa is scamming her subs into believing she's not getting shit for free.
Megan address the mean ladies for the tenth time.

Come on an entire post for kristin smith?

Anonymous said...

finnally there's stuff going on & this is all you can write... you should keep the stuff about kalel, but add in the lulzy Kai things like her perm & stuff!

Anonymous said...

seriously, kai's perm needs a post of it's own!

Anonymous said...

Kai is trolling again in her last vlog. This bitch can't be serious.

Anonymous said...

NEW KAI VLOG! and of course she's talking about tv shows

Anonymous said...

not even going to bother watching it. i couldn't care less about what tv shows kai watches, especially since i don't watch tv.

Anonymous said...

she talks about FAShion too

Anonymous said...

wtf is that face/head in the background? christina aguilera, that you? did kai decapitate you?

http://awesomescreenshot.com/04aezye0c

Anonymous said...

UGHHHH OF COURSE KAI WATCHES TEEN WOLF! YOU BETTER NOT STEAL MY MAN KAI! STILES IS MY LOVE! NOT YOURS!

Anonymous said...

accidentally paused it on this face:
http://i53.tinypic.com/255km88.png

but anyway. kai's just admitting that her style is soccer mom! don't judge her because she doesn't want to dress like a hip, trendy teen! =]

what an annoying vlog.

Anonymous said...

oh ffs of course this bitch has to make a pity vlog defending her 80s perm and her mom jeans. and she throws in a chat about her tv shows.

Anonymous said...

Uhm I was expecting Lisa or a new Kai update...this post is stupid. We have barely even been talking about that bitch ass....What the fuck?

Anonymous said...

her bedroom.... that hair... the shirt... it's like watching an old school movie.

Anonymous said...

........................ kai talking about 90210 brenda and donna and kelly wearing mom jeans. SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE OLD ASS LATE 80S EARLY 90S 90210 WHAT KIND OF DEFENSE IS THAT?!

Anonymous said...

I WAS BORN IN 1989.... I MEAN 1990!

she said it so matter of fact too. who mistakes their birth year like that? especially when it's a different decade?

Anonymous said...

You can see her thinking of all the things her mom told her to say about it all. If she was smart, she'd write it all out or make a list of points. But no. Not fastard Kai.

Anonymous said...

bawwwww, no one likes my mom jeans and perm and love for 80s neon fanny packs! stfu kai.

also wtf you're not a fan of shorts and low-rise pants? that's what you've been wearing for years?!

you know what, keep wearing what you're wearing. add a fanny pack to it even! i laughed my ass off yesterday and it was all because of you, kai!

Anonymous said...

What is Kai trying to prove exactly? Is she trying to act like she loves everything 80s since everyone said her perm and jeans were "old school", and act like she did it on purpose? Is she obsessed with the 80s because of the Katy Perry music video? She never said shit about the 80s and now she's obsessed. Is she trying to be a vintagey hipster or something?

Anonymous said...

I almost feel bad for Kai. She really believes that her hair looks good. Honestly, this is probably one of the worst hair styles she's ever had since being on Youtube. Even the mullet was more flattering than this. She looks like a poodle.

Just look at it:
http://i51.tinypic.com/28gwcv8.jpg

It's not flattering at all

Anonymous said...

She said 1999....

Anonymous said...

i agree. this is her worst hairstyle ever. it aged her 20 years and is just horrible. it's a tangled mess.

Anonymous said...

i havent watched the klog yet, but youre telling me kai was like 5 years old and was 'aloud' to watch 90210. fuck mama wilcher how stupid are you.

Anonymous said...

i heard "i was born in 1999...1990 sahrry!"
just trying to be her "cute" self and ends up flubbing her own birth year. not surprised.

Anonymous said...

No she said 1999..no 1990 sorry.

Guh I hate when she says, oh well talk to you guithe later! with her little blair wave. ANNOYANCE.

Anonymous said...

i feel like kai is traveling back in time. does anyone else feel like they're watching old clips from the early 90s when you watch kai's videos now?

Anonymous said...

I love how she's doing the "..." with her crooked fingers... instead of doing it in the air like normal people do.

Anonymous said...

teen wolf !!! ffs. grow up bitch and get a life.

Anonymous said...

lol yes! she even talked about 90210 (the original) ffs. she was completely 'normal' (normal for kai, anyway) last week. then she loses partnership and does the whole OFF TO A PARTY! and takes a break for a week then comes back looking like she stepped right out from 1986 and acts like a bigger retard than usual. the fuck is wrong with her?

Anonymous said...

lol @ kai defending her ugly hair and clothes. ITS MY STYLE!!!! your style is hideous :)

Anonymous said...

I know it's like she was just doing the air quotes for herself. She is so fucking off her rocker.

Anonymous said...

MOM JEANS AND FANNY PACKS ARE MY STYLE!!

Anonymous said...

lulz at kai. i can't even believe this is really happening. is this real? TROLL CHRISTMAS!

Anonymous said...

she is making a complete fool of herself.

Anonymous said...

She thought, "StyleHaul kicked me out, so now I'm gonna spend mama wilchers monay and Haul my new Style!
And all you'll ever be is mean!"

Anonymous said...

lol shes so stupid she probably has $200 worth of mylie cyrus shorts and $1000 worth of low rise wet theal jeans now all of a sudden she wants to rock 80's stuff, is she trying to be dulce.

Anonymous said...

lol at people thinking kai's jeans are high waited and on-trend. no. they're mid-rise and give her a pancake ass.

Anonymous said...

is kai not taking her medication?

i've never seen someones personality go up and down like that on a weekly basis. one minute she's being "normal" (well, for kai) and the next she's pretending to live in the 80's. she's acting batshit crazy now.

Anonymous said...

i kinda feel like she's acting out in a way because of the stylehaul drama. THEY WANT CRAZY, I'LL SHOW THEM CRAZY.
like, seriously, a perm? mom jeans? showing her sun burned ass? tina turner jeans? she turned up the FAS crazy meter 100%.

Anonymous said...

I just saw Kai's perm. She looks like a fucking granny. Someone kill that bitch.

Anonymous said...

The mid-rise jeans atleast keep her gut in. I'll give her that. Finally improvement!

I swear she changed to this style after seeing Katy Perry's new video. She is so fucking weird.

Anonymous said...

OMG her giggles sound so self-righteous and annoying!!

Anonymous said...

kai is taking katy perrys music video seriously. this is so sad.

Anonymous said...

i'm no psychologist and not trying to be a gg tard BUT i think kai might have multiple personalitie disorder and if something traumtic or something bad happens to her that makes her extremely upset she changes her personality completley. NO ONE changes up their whole persona in a week like that, unless they do have some type of mental issues. Its just a thought.

Anonymous said...

she thought the highlights looked bad but she loves her poodle perm?! the mullet and blonde chunks even look better than that.

Anonymous said...

i always say that 1:57. kai legit changes personalities on a weekly basis. you really notice it when she comes back from hiding. with every personality shift she does something to her hair and changes her image to go with it. and this happens on a freaking bi-weekly basis at least.

Anonymous said...

had to mute her the second time around to find these air quotes that she does. she's just gotten beyond annoying at this point.

Anonymous said...

i mean shcizo's do that.

Anonymous said...

It's like Kai saw Katy Perry's video, loves the style so much, and googled styles from the 80s while she was gone. her perm looks like it's trying to copy katy's in the video. but we know mama can never exactly recreate looks. like mother like daughter.

Anonymous said...

Every time Kai has a "scandal" and starts acting crazy, she disappeares and comes back almost normal. Then after a few weeks, it repeats itself. Whether or not she has a disorder, you have to admit that's strange.

Anonymous said...

i'm not paying enough attention, when does she do air quotes?

Anonymous said...

no for real kai for sure has a mental problem. she's acting completely different from last week. it's like she herself doesn't even remember what she used to like. she was trying to be trendy and she has a shit ton of low-rise pants and now all of a sudden she loves the 80s and high-waisted stuff.

Anonymous said...

did anywaan download this gem?

Anonymous said...

it's the kai cycle! it happens every single time

1. act normal
2. start acting out
3. full blown crazy
4. go into hiding
5. come back and repeat

or

1. act normal
2. scandal breaks out/ something "traumatic" happens
3. act crazy
4. come back normal and repeat

Anonymous said...

INTENTION LISA WILCHER

Please go get your daughter evaluated by a professional. Girl clearly has something wrong with her mentally. What she does is NOT normal. Please see the comments in this post for examples. Your precious baby girl needs to be put on meds or something, or go back on them.

Thank-you.

-The concerned ladies on the blog

Anonymous said...

Teen WULLLLF! rofl the way she says it!

Anonymous said...

She's doing the air quotes at 2.45

Anonymous said...

i don't think kai was ever taught how to cope. she just can't deal when these things happen to her, goes crazy, and goes into hiding. then when it seems like she's dealt with everything, it's just a rehearsed line that mama wilcher probably taught her to say when the haters question her behavior. "i learned my lesson. i was a mistake. etc."

Anonymous said...

remember when kai came back from the cam girl scandal? she was gone for a good 2 months then came back calm as ever and talked about writing her feelings in a journal. it was clear she got help then and most likely went to a therapist. for some reason the cam girl scandal caused hell in the wilcher household and mama actually went and did something about it. but it doesn't look like that lasted long...

Anonymous said...

List of kai's known personas.

Cheeleading Kai
Sporty Kai
Wicca/Punk Rocker Kai
Virginal Kai
Workout Kai
Girly/Femint Kai
Makeup Artist Kai (which could be her dominant persona)
80's kai


lmaoo she is crazzy if you really think about it :|

Anonymous said...

OF COURSE Kais stans are telling her the capris are trendy and look good. THEY'RE FAT 30 YEAR OLDS AND MSOT OF THEM *ARE* MOMS! obviously they'd love that look. ffs kai.

Anonymous said...

kai is a personality sponge which is probably why she doesn't have any friends

Anonymous said...

remember when kai was posting jesus quotes all over facebook and her blogspot?! she was suddenly into the bible for about a week. bitch is crazy.

Anonymous said...

lmao WORKOUT KAI! that was the persona she stuck with the longest. but that kai is dead and gone now. WELCOME 80S KAI!

Anonymous said...

"She's doing the air quotes at 2.45"

ah ty pretty lady!
ugh, those weird fingers and her snarky attitude, while she's trying to put down tha hatters. stfu and stfd, fanny pack!

Anonymous said...

you KNOW kai is searching the web for fanny packs and will do a haul on them soon enough.

Anonymous said...

whenever kai makes a new friend or finds a youtuber that she really likes, she starts obsessing over them. she suddenly likes the same things, copies their mannerisms and duplicates their style. she's done this ever since she's been on the internet. i don't know if that has anything to do with multiple personality disorder but shit.

Anonymous said...

Socialite Kai. Where she pretended to do Starbucks runs and tried to act like she was a character from Gossip Girl.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to inform this bitch that there is a huge difference between mom jeans and high waisted jeans.

Anonymous said...

and druggie/sexual kai back in the day.

Anonymous said...

I'm actually kind of concerned for Kai. She literally switches personalities every few weeks. And it's usually a drastic change after a scandal and she comes back from hiding. That's just not normal. If you watch Kai's old videos, especially really old Kaikhaod ones, you can see how different she is. Sometimes it's like watching 2 completely different people. And seriously, her hairstyles DO change when she switches personalities.

Anonymous said...

it'll be the troll mecca the second she posts a fanny pack haul, or has a fanny pack in an ootd!

Anonymous said...

i wonder what triggers kai's personality changes though? like is she acting out because of the stylehaul drama or is she just copying her idol katy perry from that ONE music video? kai has some weird relationship with fictional characters and gets social cues from them since she has no friends and stays home all day. did she really connect with the kathy beth terry character from the video? i mean, everyone was saying it reminded them of kai.

Anonymous said...

Shit, I love the style from the 80's but I don't get a shitty perm and start wearing neon and mom jeans. She's not even bringing back the style well, Kai you fail.

Anonymous said...

"Someone needs to inform this bitch that there is a huge difference between mom jeans and high waisted jeans."


ugh this. there is literally NOTHING fashionable about those MOM JEAN CAPRIS she bought. kai, those are MOM JEANS, nothing but, and they look terrible on you. but hey, if that's your "style," great, roll with it. but don't get it in your head that they are some fashionable high-waisted modelesque jeans. don't let those stans of your convince you otherwise.

Anonymous said...

ugh kai deleted her hair timeline video and the "photos of my life" video too. WHY U DO THAT KAI?

Anonymous said...

"OF COURSE Kais stans are telling her the capris are trendy and look good. THEY'RE FAT 30 YEAR OLDS AND MSOT OF THEM *ARE* MOMS! obviously they'd love that look."

Lmao that's exactly what I was thinking. Then again, her stans approve of everything she does, so.

Anonymous said...

my mom wants me to order some pants for her online since she's really busy. i showed her kais capris and jokingly asked her if she wanted a pair and she started dying. and then she asked me if i was watching a parody. lmao, it's not just the ~mean ladies~ kai. people that don't know you and are neutral even think you're weird.

Anonymous said...

"Food diary and workout update please...
Sky0fLov3 11 minutes ago"


lol someone didn't get the memo that kai doesn't work out or eat healthy anymore, if at all.

Anonymous said...

i don't think kai coming back with her cam girl shirt was a mistake either. bitch is either trolling or trying to be as crazy as ever. she comes back with an 80s poodle perm, high wasted acid was mom jeans by tina turner, and her infamous cam girl top with her tits still hanging out of it.

Anonymous said...

she said the curls will relax when she starts washing her hair... she washes it once a week at most.

Anonymous said...

didn't lorraine mention fanny packs in a haul or something (maybe in the universal orlando trip)? but she said she didn't like calling them fanny packs and wore it crossed over her shoulders? i'm kinda sure it was lorraine, and we lolled because kai would copy her and start hauling fanny packs.

Anonymous said...

the prada fanny pack? i think so.

Anonymous said...

that was it! like a prada "waist bag"

Anonymous said...

OMG HER EXCUSE FOR THE CAPRIS

"well, bitches, on this random fictional tv show i laaaahvv that takes place in the 80s, those girls wore high rise and midrise pants!! duh lol u can't tell me i can't wear them cuz THEy do!!!"

Anonymous said...

momo had to pay $775 and lost her job for letting that kid buy alcohol. sux

Anonymous said...

i don't think she has ANY disorder, i think she's just a bit ridiculous cuz she's always at home. imagine that, day in day out, on the internet, going nowhere, no school or chores or jobs or ANYTHING to do with her spare time. that's the only reason she's weird with her personality and hair imo.

Anonymous said...

those jeans look huge. Most of the time the tag on the back has a specific color that is assigned for that size number. The color on the tag of the faded glory jeans is a lavender color. We would finally know what size kai was if we knew what size lavender was for.

Anonymous said...

ikr? if kai had gotten a job at, say, 17/18 (i mean it was clear she wasn't going to college) and gotten used to that lifestyle of having *something* to do, i think she'd be a little more normal now. she'd get to interact with people, do tasks, and get money legitimately. but she's been stuck in her house (mostly her own fault) for years just staring at herself in the "mirra," trying to please and make videos for a bunch of people who make fun of her. smh kai.

Anonymous said...

isn't faded glory only sold at walmart? someone could check that way.

Anonymous said...

link to momo's tumblr?

Anonymous said...

At least make this post worthwhile with screenshots of Kristin's ghetto fabulous chunky multicolored chola hair!

Anonymous said...

where i live fanny packs are pretty common but we wear them crossed over the shoulders and they're not regular bulky fanny packs.

Anonymous said...

The worst hairstyle Kai has ever had, HAD to be when she had her bangs fucking yellow....

moar fail plz kthx said...

I'll add more to the post when I get home from school. I just wanted put a quick post up because the comments were about to be maxed out. Sorry pretty ladies

Anonymous said...

Why does Kai still have a banner? Isn't that an adsense thing?

Anonymous said...

the people who buy that style of walmart jeans usually don't care about fashion at all and are just looking for something cheap to cover their ass. there is nothing whatsoever "cute" or "fashionable" about those jeans. if she wants high-waisted, she should go out and actually get a pair of high-waisted jeans that will look stylish. my issue isn't even with the fact that they're capris -- i mean, it is possible to find a cute pair of capris. same with mid-rise. those are just an abomination and are going to make her look more ~special~ than she already looks.

Anonymous said...

3:10

omg i died when i clicked on her video and saw that for the first time. i remember i was with my friends and we all just watched the video with horrified looks on our faces, lol. part of me kind of misses that kai - she was more her own person and didn't give a fuck what people thought.

Anonymous said...

Why does that EverythingCupcake bitch always reply to kai's videos with her own videos that have nothing to do with the topic? Stop trying to pimp out your own channel, no one cares.

Anonymous said...

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Faded-Glory-Women-s-Cuffed-Capri/15657570

i forgot there's no way to see the tags tho :( lmao

i will check next time i get groceries at the irl store tho :)

Anonymous said...

refresh queenz forever

Anonymous said...

I fell down the stairs and fucking killed my toenail. what should I do???? Glue it?

Anonymous said...

if you look up the capris she bought on walmart.com, almost all of the reviews are from people in their 30's and 40's lmao.

Anonymous said...

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Faded-Glory-Women-s-Cuffed-Capri/15104558#BVSecondaryCustomerRatings

only one of them is 18-24. the rest are all 30's and 60's! she wonders why people call them mom pants.

Anonymous said...

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/allReviews.do?product_id=15657577

these too

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/allReviews.do?product_id=15657570

and those. there aren't any teenagers buying them, kai. take a hint.

Anonymous said...

wow lol maybe i will stop by good ole walmart today as I will be out running errands and see what the lavender tags say for faded glory.

Anonymous said...

well the last time she showed her pants, she was wearing a 14. so they're probably bigger now.

Anonymous said...

Toenail lady, did it fall off completely or split/break?

Anonymous said...

Broke in half. =\
The bottom half is still there and the top half is still kinda connected. Sorry for tmi!

Anonymous said...

whats momos tumblr?

Anonymous said...

pull it off. it will grow back i promise! happened to me. ex-bf slammed car door on my fingers & it fell off & grew back. put a band-aid on it and dun worry! :D

Anonymous said...

spacebound-dreamer

Anonymous said...

toe nail lady, i dropped something really heavy on my big toe almost a year ago and a month or so later, most of it fell off but there was some still left on the bottom. i was scared it wasnt going to grow back. there was kind of a seam where it broke off but its completely back to normal now

Anonymous said...

i cant stand blair anymore, but i did kind of feel her in her newest throughout the years vid. she said she was bullied in 10th grade because some girls said she "thought too highly of herself" or some shit. i liked her back then, back when she had only a couple thousand subscribers, and like i said, even though i dont like her now, i bet those girls are shitting their pants over blair becoming so e-famous lol

Anonymous said...

Kai doesn't have multiple personality disorder. It's a lot more complex than it sounds and more drastic. I honestly just think Kai gets so bored with her life because she doesn't have anything to do or look forward to. When most people get bored they find a new hobby or new place to hang out or a new activity to do or SOMETHING. Kai can't do any of that. Fucking with her hair/~style~ and torrenting new tv shows is all she has.

Also, she loves the 80s, but watch her wear those jeans with her cheap ~trendy~ wet theal and hot miami thyles tops.

Oh, and her gold fanny pack, of course.

Anonymous said...

Haha thanks! No flip flops for me this summer =\ I'm such a dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and she definitely has social issues. So that can contribute to the "trauma" or whatever and then her coming back trying to act like a new person to fix it and think people will forget. But that's not MPD. It's just Kai never being taught how to cope with her issues and being a fucking retard.

Anonymous said...

Get those fake toenails you stick over top of your real ones and just stick it on the little piece that's left and your skin.

Or don't paint them and no one will notice.

Or do and probably still no one would notice :P

Anonymous said...

have any of you pretty ladies gone to IMATS? im debating if i should go but the tickets $30 & ill have to spend $30 on gas to get there. i mostly want to go for OCC. ;/

Anonymous said...

wait so what did momo do to lose her job/pay $775?

Anonymous said...

I've never gone but you might as well. $60 is pennies for doing something you want to and only comes up once a year.

Anonymous said...

momo sold alcohol to an underaged kid & got caught.

Anonymous said...

I've gone to IMATS twice and I'm definitely not going this year. Last year was so fucking crowded, it was ridiculous. Waiting in line for hours really wasn't worth the discount. I noticed a lot of younger girls attended last year compared to the year before. It'll probably worse this year because of the gurus that are going. Nty.

Anonymous said...

momo sold alcohol to an underaged kid & got caught.

Anonymous said...

Momo said that it was all a big mistake, but basically she let an underage kid buy alcohol during an undercover operation. She says it was because she thought he was just buying cigarettes and she knew he was old enough to and she didn't see the alcohol and was too far away to walk over and check (we assumed he went through a self checkout and she was supposed to monitor it, but didn't/wouldn't get off her fat ass to do it). So she was either too lazy to care, and deserved to lose her job, or new the kid and wanted to be the cool fat chick and let him get away with it on purpose, and deserved to lose her job. She said she'd never do something like that because she doesn't even like the kid but we all know how fat chicks are when it comes to yearning for acceptance.

Anonymous said...

someone should request a full body shot from momo on tumblr. we all know how she jumped at those bra/swimsuit/sports-bra-that-was-really-a-tank-top requests.


maybe say you have a bbw fetish if it helps.

Anonymous said...

"but we all know how fat chicks are when it comes to yearning for acceptance."


i'm nowhere near momo size but i've got chubs and i don't yearn for acceptance tyvm mean lady!

Anonymous said...

Agreed I'm chubby but I don't flash my bits on tumblr.

Anonymous said...

You are not a fat chick then! You do not count!

But I was kidding. Kind of. You know them big girls will do anything for some positive attention and a cheeseburger. Just kidding. ...Not really.

Anonymous said...

what's momos youtube? I want to watch more vlogs of her and her waterfall of a sister shake cars and eat taco bell.

Anonymous said...

listen bacon bitch!

Anonymous said...

/momo055650

Anonymous said...

I went to IMATS last month and don't feel the need to go again. Don't go just for OCC, they offer their IMATS discount in an online code almost every time

Anonymous said...

Im surprised momos bonnaroo vlog title doesn't contain anything about eminem.

Anonymous said...

Nevermind, of course her king gets a separate video!

Anonymous said...

i hate how momo always does that whiney baby voice. and how her pig nostrils flare. and her freaky fucked up tiny teeth.


okay im done being a bitch now.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/muffinmouse888#p/u/2/-aSg-ZbzAF4

lmao wendys cups in the bathroom. this is worse than kai.

Anonymous said...

Why are fat fucks even on here they are just as bad as Kai IMO

Anonymous said...

We don't hate Kai because she's fat, she's fat because we hate her.

Anonymous said...

By the time Lorraine's engagement ring setting comes in she'll already be married.

Anonymous said...

i actually think kai's perm looks cute in her new video
probably because it's a webcam vid, idk!
it looked horrible in her haul video

Anonymous said...

"i hate how momo always does that whiney baby voice. and how her pig nostrils flare. and her freaky fucked up tiny teeth."

gurl i feel your pain

Anonymous said...

I'm so bored. I finished all my homework yesterday and didn't make any plans today so I could have a casual rainy day and I can't even think of anything relaxing to do. I've caught up on all the youtube videos I wanted to and I was literally searching random words to find videos to watch. Then it donned on me that I still haven't watched the last two of Kai's videos. DNW.

Anonymous said...

LOL at momo's banner http://i3.ytimg.com/u/Nl8HsaSgqaFajsAMyhLlBA/profile_header.jpg?v=4dd069ba


vlogs
laughing
friends
smiles

Anonymous said...

that zero really makes her name look like 'moomoo'

Anonymous said...

lmao skip to :30 seconds and watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGUrMwxWUm8

oink oink

Anonymous said...

when moomoo smiles with the tape on her nose she looks like torok

Anonymous said...

blair's tenth grade video actually made me feel really bad. nobody should go through that shit, no matter what.

Anonymous said...

did blairxxl really request that her father get her a happymeal because she's sick? FFS is mcdonalds like the medicine of fatties or something?

Anonymous said...

did momo delete her fupalisous music video i cant find it :(

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/momo055650#p/u/47/5kmITAdrnpQ


my life in pictures video aka watch me get fat

Anonymous said...

can someone link please i cant find it :(

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/momo055650#p/u/80/er1Vg__KRe4


plus size fashion ft THEFUPA

Anonymous said...

lmao @ her life in pictures. Notice how pushed up her boobs are when she's on cam with that dude and how the rooms completely pitch black so you can only see them and her face. Nice one momo.

Anonymous said...

How do you get as big as Moomoo and not want to lose weight? Like if I was their parents I would have looked in to gastric bypass by now.. esp. since it looks like they've got money.

Anonymous said...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmwp0a93Sj1qhckapo1_250.gif

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCBGz0XyBZ4

Anonymous said...

Idk.. it grosses me out so much when fat parents come through my checkout at work with these kids that can't be older than 11 and already look obese. Either that or only one parent is huge, and they're always buying crap food like twinkies.

Anonymous said...

She said she has a medical condition and can't lose weight.

But she also loves it because she's so incredibly obese she doesn't get her period either which in her mind means all the unprotected sex she wants.

Anonymous said...

6:32 is the music video, btw.


Also, why the fuck does Momo act like she's Eminem's biggest fan? She only ever talks about songs from his newest album and she never mentioned him in her older videos until she finally bought her first Eminem shirt which was of course from Recovery. It's like she just discovered him and missed all the gems he had in the 90s. I seriously want to slap her.

Anonymous said...

When it gets to the point that your own body is telling you it's not safe for you to care a child, it should be a major problem.

Anonymous said...

thank you to the pretty lady that linked the video

Anonymous said...

Her whole family is like that though. Her mom and dad are both pretty big and her twin sisters even bigger than her. Her cousins even obese. The only one who isn't out of proportionally huge is her older sister. And she's not extremely skinny either. They're just one big obese happy family.

Anonymous said...

omg im watching momo's music video to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA

Anonymous said...

Uh maybe I'm being an idiot here, but isn't her sister large and in charge, too? So they both have this "medical condition"?

Anonymous said...

Momo always does that. She newly obsesses over one thing and it's all of a sudden her favorite thing in the world and she's the #1 fan. When the 3rd movie was coming out all she ever talked about before was how she loved Toy Story and was obsessed with it and how no one could ever love it more than her and then she didn't even know the characters names. And look, now that the excitement of the new movie is gone she never mentions it any more. That kind of shit pisses me off. Especially her completely ignoring everything else Eminem has done but yet saying she's his biggest fan. She may be the biggest physically but she's not the biggest figuratively.

Anonymous said...

That's so disgusting. As parents they should be able to step up and realize 'hey, everyone in this damn house is fucking huge, maybe we should chill on the gorditas


WV: eatin

i swear the blog knows what we talk about.

Anonymous said...

where did you see her mom, dad and older sister? is that hideous ogre girl her older sister? the one where they were eating taco bell in the car or whatever? because her twin sister looks exactly like her and had straight hair and makeup on, and that other girl looks like an obese ogre in every video i saw her in.

Anonymous said...

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shit, can someone add her on twitter and get the screen cap?

Anonymous said...

anyone have the kai boosi socialite remixes lyrics LOL im bored

Anonymous said...

Lmao. Yes. Her sister is large and in charge too. And honestly her rare medical condition is just being over weight. She's too big to exercise and too big for anything to make a significant difference in her size without making huge lifestyle changes and it taking time and you know damn well she isn't doing all that. I don't see how they can go to routine doctors appointments and they not do anything about it. I mean does the doctor really just say "well, you're overweight, this isn't healthy, you need to fix it" and expect them to do it on their own? Idgi.

Also, I wouldn't be bragging about the whole too fat to carry a baby thing. That's not something to be proud of and most people get scared when their periods are that irregular, or non existent. Momo thinks it's a blessing.

Anonymous said...

kai is probably trying to get fat enough that she doesn't get periods too. she hates periods and loves raw sex with davey.

Anonymous said...

There was a guy named Marden on 7th heaven?
SwansonSlave 4 hours ago
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@SwansonSlave martin 
ForeverKailyn 3 hours ago

Anonymous said...

LOL MARDEN

Anonymous said...

The video that was posted a few comments up with pictures of her life had pictures of her mom and dad in it. Her mom was shaped the same way they are and her dad looked overweight too. I'm not sure what video your talking about but her sister is the chubby usually kind of haggard looking girl in their videos. This is the one I'm watching now with her in it:

http://www.youtube.com/user/momo055650#p/u/87/0CnG2o5D5hU

In Walmart she's the one wearing glasses and the one curb stomping through Walmart in the grey shirt is their cousin, I believe.

Anonymous said...

Lmao I wonder if she understood they were making fun of her? She's probably like "Look at this Swanson retard, doesn't even know how to spell martin. Here, let me correct them since I know and they don't!"

Anonymous said...

She has a problem pronouncing D's and T's...Marden, Davit, tin-dit moisturizer, etc.

Anonymous said...

allie cosmetics finger is tingling and she's asking if she should go to the hospital.... srsly.

Anonymous said...

ffs her fat ass is probably having circulation problems since she's so fat.

Anonymous said...

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener! That is what I truly wish to be! 'cause if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener! Everyone in this car would take a bite of me!"

Anonymous said...

allie isn't even fat. the fuck? she's a little chubby but you make it sound like she's obese.

Anonymous said...

I hate how Momo says Nicki MINODG.

Anonymous said...

ffs her fupa is bigger than her fucking stomach.

Anonymous said...

allie isn't even fat at all anymore. you people are fucked.

Anonymous said...

and no i am not allie.

Anonymous said...

lol i remember moomoo on blogtv promising everyone she'd sing us 'dungeon dragon' and when it got to the rapping parts, she had no idea what the lyrics were.

Anonymous said...

whose fupa we talkin about?

Anonymous said...

I agree, you're being cunts now. Momo is obese, there's no reason to deny it. But calling Allie fat when she's clearly not? Seriously, shut the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

Moomoo's fupa, the only fupa that probably has a small planet flourishing inside of it.

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