Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Failel Cullen Fails Again

Kalel has once again made herself the biggest asshat of the youtube beauty community. She has recently decided that she wants to be a fashion guru. She mainly wants to post fashion lookbooks on her main youtube channel. She also made a website where she is only going to talk about ~fashionable~ things. When she came out with the news that she was no longer making beauty videos, her stans and haterz attacked the hell out of her.


No one is really sure what goes on inside Kalel's ant faced head, but it sure seems like she changes her image when she becomes fascinated with a new product or lifestyle. In her Forever 21 haul that she filmed back in May, she said that she was over fashion and tired of keeping up with the trends. She basically said she just wanted to have "staple" and basics only. She totally contradicted herself now by wanting to be a fashion guru. Granted, she is allowed to change her mind and opinions, but she has swapped her image so many times now that her stans are finally having enough of her.



and lets not forget her sad attempt of an outfit at fashion week!



Thuper fashionista right here!

Her new website, XOXOKalel, is probably the biggest fail out of all of this. Her first post is so unprofessional it almost gives off that second hand embarrassment feeling. Her writing is like a note you would get from your best friend when you were both 16. The overuse of CAPS, parentheses, and stupid names made her post look so childish that no one can really take her serious anymore. As for her other posts they are pretty much a waste of time. The first two posts about the Besty Johnson jewelry and Nina Dobrev's outfit were completely useless because all she talked about was how pretty everything was. Failel has her website setup that she will update every day with a different post, but staying true to her roots she failed to update on time! No surprise there.

When she finally uploaded her lookbook video it was no surprise that she completely failed at it. In the video, she was wearing clothes from Olsenboye, which is a clothing company for teenagers. All the video consisted of was photos of her in 3 or 4 different outfits without her commenting on how much the clothing cost or how she pieced the clothes together to form an outfit. She completely missed the whole point of a lookbook video. After being called out on it she quickly deleted the video

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Anonymous said...

BUDDINZ IS A DARKIE? I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN LIED TO! IS SANTA BLACK TOO HMMMM?

Anonymous said...

http://i53.tinypic.com/pk49.gif


someone please write fuck me, tumblr style plzzzzzzz gif lady

Anonymous said...

lmfao you guys

Anonymous said...

no apparently she's a beaner or something. whatevs. not white = darkie.

Anonymous said...

why the fuck does kai think those sunglasses are cute? i legit think they are JOKE sunglasses... they're terrible!

Anonymous said...

buddinz might as well be a blackie

Anonymous said...

if you ain't white, you ain't right!

Anonymous said...

http://i51.tinypic.com/n18j92.gif

Anonymous said...

best... gif... ever...

Anonymous said...

i cant even get through kais new video. she does every video the exact same, whether it be review, haul, or monthly favorites.

shows hoard of products
creepy smile
says she laahvs them
digs through her shit
shows more products
another useless review of the product
creepy smile
done.

Anonymous said...

its too bad you didnt watermark it so now GG will claim it

Anonymous said...

thank you gif lady!

Anonymous said...

this page is for gif lady!!!



...and zach braff..

Anonymous said...

lulz, so i paused at random to let the video load, and was met with this face,

http://i51.tinypic.com/29z5us7.png

thought wtf is wrong with her face. go to read the comments and get to this one,

"did kai have a stroke? develop a twitch? she keeps squinting her left eye and pursing one side of her mouth a la kaikhaod applying blush."

lmao!!

Anonymous said...

the fuck? she's used the cg aqua smooth "foudation" before. only *now* is it a holy grail?? what happened to the neutrogena one she "always goes back to"? wouldn't *that* be her holy grail? oh kai.

Anonymous said...

i am just a japanese rady

Anonymous said...

get outta here jap!

Anonymous said...

kai has a drawer with like 20 foundations in it. they're all her ~holy grail~

Anonymous said...

white ladies only!

Anonymous said...

i remember when she showed off her hoard of foundations and there was an almost black one in there that she kept. i guess that's for when she dresses up and does black face for the boo-ie parties

Anonymous said...

^ lol yes! she had every coathtal thents foundation in every skin tone because they sent it to her, and she made EVERY excuse in the book to not send them back or even trash them! a million dollars says they're still rotting away in her drawer!

Anonymous said...

i'm white as a snowflake but all this racism stuff is so old and not funny. troll harder.

Anonymous said...

some of you should learn the difference between "trolling" and "joking" before you start bitching.

Anonymous said...

^^^this lady is on to something

Anonymous said...

My word verification is "downs".

Even captcha thinks Kai and Kalel are retarded!

Anonymous said...

I may be late but, NEW KAI VIDEO!!!!
http://youtu.be/Znsx5DssXEs

Anonymous said...

"i would die if the bellas really are dying"

Mama would just replace you with a pretty lady vaguely resembles you. Your family would never know the difference!

Anonymous said...

i read, and reread, and rereread that, and i tried and tried and tried, and i just cannot figure out what you're saying...

Anonymous said...

she's saying that the lady that would die because bella keeps dying would be replaced by her own mother

Anonymous said...

watching bruno
http://www.putlocker.com/file/91B318709D4C9FE6#

join me ladies

Anonymous said...

i am sunburn :(

Anonymous said...

new kalel post... surprise it is a fail

http://xoxokalel.com/?p=880

Anonymous said...

Wtf, can she not be bothered to do a decent post? She said she had been "playing" with the collection, she could have at least put swatches. Nope, you get washed out pictures and vague descriptions. Awesome overview... Not

Anonymous said...

Lmao Kalel's response to the "you like the gay look dont you?" comment:

"LOLOLOLOLOL. Pretty boys = hot :P"


Bitch, do you even know what a pretty boy is? It is not merely someone you find attractive. Adam Lambert has a strong and glamorized presence, he is far from the pretty boy type. And your emo fag boyfriend is just ugly. A pretty boy is someone like Leonardo DiCaprio or Justin Timberlake back in the day, not just every guy that makes you cream your forever 21 jeans.

Also, she said she about Adam's outfit and/or why she liked it or thought it was "hot." She just fangirled over him in general which is annoying because I doubt it's genuine coming from Kalel.

Anonymous said...

This perfume post... is. she. serious? She just said how she likes perfumes and listed the ones she wants... I don't even... I don't even know. And the majority of them are old anyways, seriously who doesn't have Viva La Juicy or MJ Daisy?

Anonymous said...

Also she's a fucking dumbass.

AndreasChoice Andrea Danielle
I love when women (that don't know each other) compliment each other.. we need more of that..you know? Support each other!

Kalel Cullen
@MissKalelCullen Kalel Cullen
@AndreasChoice I do that all the time and I think they think I'm hitting on them! LOL :P

That was the complete opposite of the point Andrea was trying to make, way to go Failel.

Anonymous said...

Did GG make this?

http://yfrog.com/z/kitggnrj

Kalel went all "Hehe that's not real<3" but I lol'd at the inclusion of her last youtube obsession, Cap'n Des Des. Is it photoshopped or is it from August of last year and someone just changed the picture? That'd be incredible work if someone photoshopped the entire page.. including her comments about getting him in trouble and all the friends and stuff. It may be taken out of context, but I'm guessing it's real.

Anonymous said...

F, now that I think about it I bet it's from that troll account. But why is Destery friends with it?!

Anonymous said...

Did anyone catch that in her tags, Kai wrote 'jusy favorites 2011'???? Jusy for her pusy!!!

Anonymous said...

so who have you been hanging out with that says "holy grail". i know you sure didnt think of that yourself cuz you were dumb enough to use it more than once in one video.
JacXrad 6 hours ago

@JacXrad my friend kelly says it all the time she's a makeup artist
ForeverKailyn 5 hours ago


hrmmm who is this "kelly?" and of course kai just had to throw in that she's a make-up artist. sorry kai, you can't be a make-up artist by association.

Anonymous said...

I thought "holy grail" was like a youtube guru/makeup blogger thing. I've never heard it in reference to makeup other than that.

I call BS on Kelly, since when did Kai get not socially awkward enough to make friends?

Anonymous said...

Wake up rocking ladies.

Anonymous said...

tumblr is being a fag. for such a popular (i guess) website, it has a shitload of problems.

Anonymous said...

her having a friend named kelly is all lies. kai's been watching too many gurus lately and took note of "holy grail" and "rocking". she's not going to say that so of course she lied. why would her makeup artist friend keep saying holy grail to her in everyday speech? and in kai logic it's somehow official and more relevant that her friend is a MAKEUP ARTIST and she says it. because holy grail is clearly a MUA term you learn in school.

Anonymous said...

10:13,
Everything I wanted to say. If Kai actually had a friend I think we would have been hearing about it from her.

Also, are there any teen shows with a girl named Kelly that happens to be a makeup artist? lol

Anonymous said...

Maybe Kelly is an imaginary friend of Kai

Anonymous said...

im starting to doubt whether kalel even got sent that mac collection. temptalia posted all of the pictures of it with descriptions, very similar to what kaloser describes them as. and she used promo pictures, not even ones she took herself. i call bs.

Anonymous said...

@JacXrad my friend kelly says it all the time she's a makeup artist
ForeverKailyn 5 hours ago


LMAOOO of course kai ignores the comments about her being called dumb.


ugh i cant stand kalel, andrea doesnt like you and stop saying 'LMAOOOO & :P or :) it does not come off as cute but further shows what a dumbass you are.

Anonymous said...

"girl you gotta stop biting those nails! I know it's hard...I bite/pick at mine too :/

What I have been using tho is the miracle growth from sally hanson. They grow out so fast and so pretty that I don't want to bite them anymore :)
TheCafeDisco 2 hours ago

@TheCafeDisco I can never stop I've been doing it since I was like 5
ForeverKailyn 31 minutes ago"


smfh. if you have a will strong enough, you CAN stop. kind of like how she always fucks up her hair and obsesses over her acne, she needs something better to do. like, gee, idk, get a job or volunteer somewhere? maybe then she'll be too busy to mindlessly eat and pick at her nails.

Anonymous said...

"You've been "rockin" a lot of lipsticks.

How is the job hunt "rockin"?
TheJnervous 2 hours ago"

lulz. why is she approving every comment anyway? just take the comments off approval if you're going to let them all through!

Anonymous said...

I've been biting my nails for about 15 years it's a hard habit to quit tbh

me gusta said...

new post

Anonymous said...

kailyn you are completely retarted putting yourself adn other people out there like that.leaving no privacy for them.I think its funny how you want a reaction from people to insure yourself everything is ok.By the wya your a steraight bitch for doing suhc things

Sarah said...

I just wanted to say that this is horrible. You are an adult. I'm thirteen, and I know that doing this sort of thing is not okay. You are honestly making fun of someone because you want to make yourself feel good, and you want people to like you more. There are reasons why I am disappointed in our current world, especially adults. This blog is one of them.

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