Saturday, September 10, 2011

Is Queen Leesha above the law?

When the FTC rules went into play back in December of 2009 it seemed like Leesha, xsparkage, had the biggest problem with it. She made a whole video about how much she disagreed with the rules and just went on and on about it (the video is now deleted). Well, apparently Leesha thinks she is above the FTC rules and has never posted a disclaimer in a video. She must think that because she was one of the first beauty gurus on youtube that she is exempt from disclaiming that she is being sponsored in a video. In obvious sponsored videos, like her Sigma videos, there is absolutely no disclaimer at all! And, god forbid you call her out on it because she will completely ignore what you said and will let her minions attack you. FFS, even the QVC sisters will put a disclaimer saying that they are being compensated by a company. Leesha, at least be honest with your subscribers and tell them that a company has sent you products or that you are being paid by the company. Your subscribers are paying your paycheck, you kind of owe it to them. Although, she never puts up a FTC disclaimer, Leesha never really sold out until she started pimping out Sigma. Now she just looks guilty in every video that doesn't have a FTC disclaimer.

This raggedy bitch has been on youtube for 4 years now and hasn't really done anything phenomenal with her ~youtube fame~. She always has to mention that she was one the first youtube beauty gurus, but has been out done by girls with no real makeup skills or girls who have not been on youtube as long as she has. Someone mentioned that when she goes out in the real world and tries to get a job she will have no past jobs to write down on an application. Leesha, take a note from your BFF Brooke and realize that youtube is not a job! Get a life BB! You're just as bad, if not worse than Princess Kaikaiz!!

HAPPY 9/11 EVERYWAN! GO USA!!

Tomorrow is the 10th anniversary of the terrorist attacks in NYC, DC, and Pennsylvania, but it is also the one year anniversary of Blair's biggest fuck up ever. Last year on 9/11 she twitted "Happy 9/11" like it was some type of holiday that we all celebrate.



http://unkn0wncritic.blogspot.com/2010/09/douchystar07.html << unkn0wncritic's post on Blair's flop.

Being the retards they are, they planned a meet and greet in NYC tomorrow. After being attacked by their minions for planning this on the 10th anniversary of 9/11, they tried to save their asses by saying they didn't mean to plan on this date. Lets forget the fact that 3,000 people died on this tragic day in American history because talking about fashion and makeup with Elle and Blair is so much ~kewler~. An anon brought up a good point by saying that it is not the fact that they are having a meet and greet, but it is the fact that they are doing this in NYC on the 10th anniversary. It would not have been a big deal if this was happening in LA or somewhere else.

Kaloser is still failing

She went a couple of weeks without updating her fail site and suddenly deleted all of her posts except for her lookbooks. I guess life is too hard for this fashion princess! She can't be bothered making half assed posts about irrelevant junk. Kristin still has not realized that just because you can layer your clothes and tuck your tight t-shirt in to your shorts does not immediately make you a fashion guru.


Leesha and Kaloser should probably apply to their local Walmart, so they can have some human interaction besides talking to their cameras.

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Anonymous said...

1st!!!!

Anonymous said...

YOU REACHED RIGHT UP INTO MY VAGINA MATTHEW DROST! DO NOT DENY IT! MY DAD AND BROTHER WERE THERE! THEY SAW!

Anonymous said...

matthew hughs*

Anonymous said...

"MY DAD AND BROTHER WERE THERE! THEY SAW!"

LMAO

Anonymous said...

WE WANTED KALEL POST.

Anonymous said...

can't believe you did this post sans kalel..

Anonymous said...

kalel IS in the post, wtf.

Anonymous said...

there were no terrorists in pa..

Anonymous said...

kalel was mentioned, and no one cares about kalel. everyone agreed on leesha xfailage and elle and blair the terrorists.

Anonymous said...

literally all of the comments asked for a leesha post and blair and kalel added in. no one really asked for a full post on kalel.

Anonymous said...

i bet elle and blair took all day at the airport trying to get on a plane to NYC. security has been upped for weeks now. why would they even bother? teen vogue really should have planned this out better. they couldn't do it next week?

Anonymous said...

"there were no terrorists in pa.."

please tell me you're trollin

a plane crashed in a field

Anonymous said...

*sits and waits for Leesha, Josh, and Brooke to pop in*

Anonymous said...

I see with my eyes
And feel with my heart
I feel incomplete
When we are apart

Anonymous said...

I'll post this again for the new post, but Hollister bb are you waiting for a Hollister order too? Or are you thinking about ordering? I'm in the states and it usually only takes a few days but my last order seems like it's taking forever! I'm assuming it was because of the long weekend though.

Anonymous said...

Dear Jenna- Please come back to youtube. Love, the blawg.

Anonymous said...

tinychat.com/moarfailplz

anyone bored?

Anonymous said...

8:58 are you serious right now? The passengers took over the plane and crashed it in a field like 10 seconds from my house to spare the White House/Capitol. Glad not everyone forgot about them.

Anonymous said...

bitch that doesnt know about the people that died in PA needs a history lesson STAT.

that you, blair?

Anonymous said...

Lulz ok I had a Kai moment. Took that typing test and got a 3. THREE. Then realized that I was supposed to type the paragraph- LMAO. I thought it was on of the ones that you type the same word over and over again. Took it again and got a 99. Breaking 100 before bed. Go ahead, you all can laugh.

Anonymous said...

link the typing test!

Anonymous said...

typingtest.com

Anonymous said...

^ lmao. i did that too.

Anonymous said...

i got 97

Anonymous said...

highest was 69. guess i'm not a fast typer :(

Anonymous said...

campus PD is on. greatest. show. ever.

Anonymous said...

i got 57... :(

Anonymous said...

suesmellen and smellen are getting a trailor together.

Anonymous said...

good for them, no1curr.

Anonymous said...

That's not bad, average is only 36. Which seems extremely slow, but they probably polled a bunch of old people or something.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7_pQ27gts


5:40 - how is kimis eyebrow piercing not infected? she takes her dirty eyeshadow brush and just rubs the eyesahdow right into it.

Anonymous said...

JENNNAAAAAAA COME BACK! I MISS YOUR DOLLA TREE HAULS!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

mooren's gonna be sad she's not national news anymore.

Anonymous said...

what's the link to the typing test?

Anonymous said...

really....

Anonymous said...

Kai would seriously get like 110 WPM on the typing test. On blogtv the bitch pounds her chubby little fingers across the keyboard with lightening speed.

Anonymous said...

kai is really good at typing with only one hand...... wonder how she learned how to do that :| bleh.

Anonymous said...

Why is Kimi using so much MAC after she said LA Colors was better? Does she have mad partner ca$h now or something?

Anonymous said...

Lol please. She bashed MAC because she couldn't afford it. If someone threw a $100 giftcard at her, she'd take it in a heartbeat. But Dollar Tree makeup is so much better guise.

Anonymous said...

Kimi is a twat.

Anonymous said...

^ a dirty twat

Anonymous said...

Why is it always the worst people who put themselves on Youtube? Hmmm? It's never normal girls who have average normal lives. It's either poor losers or rich losers.

Anonymous said...

this girl is normal u should all sub! =]

youtube.com/xxmakeupiscoolxx

Anonymous said...

i love xxmakeupiscoolxx too!! she's soooo talented and pretty!

Anonymous said...

OMG you guys are fans to??? I LOVE her shes so pretty!! <3

Anonymous said...

we should start a xxmakeupiscoolxx fanclub lol yay.

Anonymous said...

omg I love her! She reminds me of a girl named Camille who used to write amazing blog posts! <3

Anonymous said...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2q0aWjOf1qbb77eo1_500.jpg

what movie is this from?

Anonymous said...

Why is it always the worst people who put themselves on Youtube? Hmmm? It's never normal girls who have average normal lives. It's either poor losers or rich losers.

ikr or uppity bitches who think they're soo kewl.

Anonymous said...

omg are they related? camille was super pretty but not as pretty as xxmakeupiscoolxx lol

Anonymous said...

I want xxmakeupiscoolxx's eyebrows. they are so cute

Anonymous said...

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrc54f4aOY1qbb77eo1_500.jpg


OH MY GOD HOLD ME

Anonymous said...

LMAO HOLY SHIT

Anonymous said...

FAAAAVORITE MOVIE!<3
It floats.<3

Except the ending, that blew.

Anonymous said...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqfqvxaqtK1qhnse4o1_500.jpg

Anonymous said...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqfqvxaqtK1qhnse4o1_500.jpg

kai's valentine to maddy! <3

Anonymous said...

I feel like this is how Kristin Smith is going to propose to Anthony:

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/pokemonengagementring.jpg

And yes, I meant it in that order.

Pretty Lady said...

happy 9/11 east coast ladies

Anonymous said...

fuck off

Pretty Lady said...

why? you dont like me :(

Anonymous said...

dont be a dumn fuck, pretty lady.

Pretty Lady said...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr3241y4wJ1qb5gkjo1_400.png

Anonymous said...

lol dumn.

Anonymous said...

no, pretty lady, just no

Anonymous said...

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrc6px621F1r0hjmto1_500.gif

GUUUUUURL

Anonymous said...

TO DA BITCHES WHO WANTA FIGHT ME. TO DA BITCHES WHO WANTA FIGHT ME. GUUUUUURL LOOK DIS GURL. GUUUUURL

Anonymous said...

it's not sarcasm, it's bitching about absolutely needing an account, abandoning it when you get shit, and logging back into it when you want attention. did you expect me to say thank you? now to reiterate the nice lady before me, fuck off.

Anonymous said...

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/261011_1569332406_705370688_n.jpg

im convinced mw doesn't wash or do kai's hair for her anymore. she always has it in that lose ratty pony tail.

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Anonymous said...

69 comments

Anonymous said...

lol maybe mw is boycotting being kai's slave since shes giving maddy all her attention. but on the other hand, id imagine mama would be thrilled since baby girl was probably unbearable during the month she didnt have a boyfran.

Anonymous said...

You fucked up. Was that supposed to say Happy 9/11?

Anonymous said...

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/261011_1569332406_705370688_n.jpg

LMAOO kai looks so fucking stupid

ok and she's legit seeing maddy daily. did maddy move into the wilcher home or something?

Anonymous said...

Consecutive facebook statuses from a hoodrat monkey:

"Aye yo dat McDoNaLdS hit da spizz0t, some white BITCHES up there had a steering problem ew they lucky I wasn't in one of my moods to **kn0ck a bitch out " lights out " hahA **myyy voice"

then a minute later

‎"* Shout out to da peeps who lost a family member or fren in 9/11 , R.I.P"

A shout out? Huh? I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE-y84vhMIk&feature=related

wtf is that shit around :46?!?!

Anonymous said...

lol.. and she's wearing those huge ass bug-eyed sunglasses. oh kai...

Anonymous said...

http://www.etsy.com/listing/75605713/custom-made-lg-optimus-s-android-mac


LMAO. WUT!

Anonymous said...

LMAO THE VISIBLE BRA IN THIS ONE I CANT! KAI YOUR PLAYTEX IS SHOWING!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=166285926785444&set=a.102803149800389.5678.100002121133177&type=1&permPage=1

also why is he always so sweaty? davit was bigger than him and he was never that sweaty.

Anonymous said...

those 'bling' cases are beyond ugly and tacky but lmfao is that an actual eyeshadow on there?!

this one with the missing plastic stones is pretty nice though...

http://www.etsy.com/listing/75605786/custom-made-iphone-4-case?ref=v1_other_1

Anonymous said...

are you friends with kai on fb?

Anonymous said...

that is an ACTUAL mac eyeshadow super glued onto that case. someone needs to send that to specktra!

I WANT IT I LOVE IT I NEED 5.

Anonymous said...

http://www.etsy.com/listing/75684994/floral-bangle?ref=v1_other_1

knew she'd be a darkie.

lol @ the $6 junk food baskets.

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/6XBf_MRn9VY

........what? michelle, you are not cute. talentless ugly old china cunt.

Anonymous said...

Nope, those are from Matt's. There's some pretty hilarious pictures on there and Kai likes & comments every one with stupid shit about how "super kute" (exact words) it is.

Anonymous said...

lol michele1218 giving away a lisa taubes necklace. trying to be lorraine now?

Anonymous said...

kute kailyn kardashian kollection!

Anonymous said...

$60 for a junk food basket? is that darkie on crack? how is it worth $60? there's like $20 worth of food in a $3 basket.

Anonymous said...

michelle really is ugly. i hate her face and the expressions she makes.

and semi-unrelated but i'm convinced all asians are ugly (sorry chinky ladies). some may look decent with makeup but they all look fug without it and most still do with it.

i'm not racist i swear.

Anonymous said...

bb you read wrong, she said $6 as in SIX.

Anonymous said...

LMAO the music in that doll video!

"if you were an ice cream flavor you would be my favorite one"

sewww romantic and deep!

Anonymous said...

uh no. go to the link. it's SIXTY dollars. the OP made the mistake. the darkie has another one for $50.

Anonymous said...

omg chelsea is alive! leesha needs to GTFO youtube, and chelsea needs to get her ass on and do more kai parodies.

http://youtu.be/ZjRrpEwGP0g

Anonymous said...

DAYYYYUMMM what this nigga crack head darkie tryna do hittin up the dollar store for rancid candy then chargin sixty dollars for it! anyone can buy candy and throw it in a basket, how do you even ship that?!

Anonymous said...

i wonder if you could use that eyeshadow on that case. middle of the day touchups!

Anonymous said...

chelsea could be thuper popular if she started a youtube channel. she's cute and funny, unlike leesha. mama sparkage needs to sit her old ass down though. no one wants to see her or cares what she has to say. if leesha needed more adsense money she should have started a second/third channel, not make her mom do useless cooking videos.

Pretty Lady said...

i dont post when the topic on hand is not of interest to me...sewwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

chelsea is so annoying.

Anonymous said...

leesha's sister would be popular since she looks and sounds and even acts like miley cyrus.

Anonymous said...

i can't stand mama sparkage. i'd rather see lisa wilcher in videos.

Anonymous said...

you can tell chelsea thinks youtube is a joke though.

Anonymous said...

Some of those stores they mention aren't even expensive... I agree that American Apparel kind of is for what it is but I shop at Express and Ann Taylor Loft like it's my job and they're really not all that bad.

Anonymous said...

idgi. is leesha out of ideas or something so she made her sister and mom haul random clothes they bought? seriously leesha, retire already.

Anonymous said...

"since leesha says i dress like a grandpa"


lol wut? leesha dresses like a 14 year old that raided hot topic. i like chelseas style.

Anonymous said...

chelsea does think youtube is a joke. she made parody videos of kai/leesha and basically mocked beauty gurus. a few of them are still up. leesha is the only one who thinks makeup is an ~art~

Anonymous said...

Kailyn Marie Wilcher were so cute ♥ were perfect together you make me super duper happy :)

bitch you met like two weeks ago. sit the fuck down hoe

Anonymous said...

I really like Chelsea's personality. Why can't Leesha be like that? Leesha's such an uppity cunt who tries so hard to be a xcore punk rawker 4chan queen.

Anonymous said...

both leesha's brother and sister seem fun. then there's leesha, who acts like she's too good to laugh and joke around, unless it's with josh and brooke.

Anonymous said...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/392372538.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1315719578&Signature=QRERk%2F6HZiThq0spvhTVhP6XIjw%3D

mooren's new boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

leesha had the nerve to comment on other people's style? she's like 23 and dresses like a hot topic 13 year old mall rat. her little sister's style is more mature than hers. oh but it's ~old man~ and leesha is clearly a mature fashionista dressing appropriate for her age.

Anonymous said...

that link doesn't work. but mooren has a new boyfriend? why is she bitching at kai about maddy then?

Anonymous said...

i was going to say at least they aren't saying i love you yet, but then i saw "i love you baby girl" on one of his pictures.

also lmao @ the comment on this one
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=160576317356405&set=a.102803149800389.5678.100002121133177&type=1&permPage=1

"Kailyn Marie Wilcher Our first date ♥"

bitch that was like two weeks ago!

Anonymous said...

leesha's sister can't speak english properly

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/user/superdooperrad

3 years ago.... i can't even

Anonymous said...

I was just thinking, what is Kai and Maddy were already camming and what not before she broke it off with Davit? I mean why did she all of a sudden "fall out of love"? They seem to be flying by the relationship. This hefer was probably cheating on Davey with Maddy.

Anonymous said...

ugh omg it expired, rude! let me try this one:

http://i56.tinypic.com/348nb75.jpg

probably cause he's not as good looking and in shape as maddy. he has the drunk think going for him, but still no matthew drost.

Anonymous said...

Kailyn Marie Wilcher I love your sweet kisses ♥


bitch please.

Anonymous said...

what if***

DAMN INTERNET SLANG

Anonymous said...

i still can't get over how huge kais gums and teeth are. it looks like her dentures are about to pop out.

Anonymous said...

were so cute ♥ were perfect together


yeah because neither of you have jobs, you're both uneducated and you still live at home and mooch off of your parents. you know how to pick the real winners kai.

Anonymous said...

kai looks hideous outside of her pink bedroom. the thing is that dumb bitch doesn't know how to work lighting and angles. it's a fluke that her bedroom lighting is dim and her dark pink walls mess with it, and she shines her makeup mirra light right on her face (she only does it cuz other gurus do), and she doesn't smile wide and show off her gummy grin.

Anonymous said...

kai really needs to put her disgusting saggy gorilla tits away. you got maddy, they don't need to be on display 24/7. i'm sure maddy sees enough when you're doing it.

Anonymous said...

those pictures on maddys fb are probably the most accurate of how kai looks irl. she wasn't able to hold the camera at an angle or use dark lighting because he took them. double chin, oversized teeth, bushman eyebrows, 30+ pounds.... damn africa.

Anonymous said...

lol madd had a photo of kai on webcam. bbgurls looked like she was gonna eat the camera with her gummy grin.

Anonymous said...

you can also see how truly shit kai's makeup is in the natural habitat pics. she's a fucking mess.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ovchtYzq4U

Anonymous said...

i don't think kai knows how to work lighting or angles at all, like you said it's fluke that she has those florescent walls and no lighting besides her bright ass makeup mirra that washes out all her flaws and gives her that glow. yet it's dark and the walls are warm so it doesn't make her look pale and transparent. win win. but i think the biggest thing is that when she films videos or takes pictures on her webcam she can constantly see how she looks and she just adjusts herself until its 'perfect' ... probably why her heads always at a 90 degree angle in her webcam pictures. but in public she has no idea what the hell she's doing or what she looks like.

Anonymous said...

matt's wearing the same shirt in kai's newest pic as he was in the bed pic... maybe he is having a sleepover and only brought so many?

Anonymous said...

lisa wilcher stood in her sunflower kitchen preparing her daughter's favorite meal, scooby doo mac and cheese. as she carefully strained the pasta and added whole milk, she heard a distinct slamming of a bed against a wall and loud, gorilla-like moans. it was a sound she had heard many times before throughout her daughter's adolescent. as she turned up her favorite rod stewart cd, she reached into the cabinet and pulled out a small white pill, which she frequently had to grind into her daughter's food on nights like tonight. she thought to herself 'no more juans, please.'

Anonymous said...

did kai make him take that picture down of the people in the background laughing at them?

Anonymous said...

IS THAT ANTHONY FROM SMOSH?!?!!

Anonymous said...

when is kai coming back to youtube? it seemed like she left because she didn't have a boyfriend and was desperately looking for one. now she has one, COME BACK!

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOL

Anonymous said...

LMFAO

Anonymous said...

i think that's what she was going to do until she saw that no one really cared that she was gone. only a few people asked her where she was and most of them were trolls. she was probably expecting everyone to beg her to come back. sahhry kai, you can gtfo and google brands of birth control by yourself ho!

Anonymous said...

Idk... it wasn't his profile picture, it was in his album from that day but you can't see it any more since he messed with his privacy settings.

Anonymous said...

lets make it into a game...someone continue the kai story :P

Anonymous said...

honestly who cares about kai. she'd probably just upload OOTDs. unless she's going to do klogs when she's out with maddy she can stay gone. plus kai made mooren come out from no where, and she's WAY more lulzier.

Anonymous said...

i don't think it was so much about having a boyfriend but more or less she really didn't have anything to say/would be embarrassed. obviously she told everyone they broke up but what would she say in her ootds aka the only videos she ever did now? exactly. she didn't want to face the facts.

now it honestly seems like matty is always around so she couldn't make a video even if she wanted to and she's probably 'above' it now.

Anonymous said...

Just as lisa set the bowls down on the table, her daughter's loud footsteps could be heard coming down the stairs. 'MOOOOOOM' she yelled, storming down the steps, 'I WANT DINNER NAO!'. As her daughter emerged into the kitchen, lisa was disgusted with what entered next. The gentleman who had been keeping company with her sweet angel was shirtless, with beads of sweat dripping down his black forest of chest hair that traveled past his beer belly and into his tight khakis. 'Who could have thought one would come along that was worse than the last?' she thought as she sat down at the table. The two sat googly-eyed across from one another, as Kailyn's hand crept under the table and into the man's pants.

Anonymous said...

from facebook:


"hiy big cusint this is rilley pretty"

cusint. lol.

Anonymous said...

Kailyn couldn't help herself. She crawled right under the table and took her new man's cock and put it right into her mouth like it was a baconator lollipop. Kai's head moved up and down, like it was Halloween and she was bobbing for apples. But instead of apples it was a man's paynis. Maddy was moaning with pure pleasure. Lisa had excused herself and went into the next room, turning the TV on as loud as possible. She then went to the liquor cabinet and pulled out a full bottle of Jack Daniels, sitting on the couch, taking big gulps trying as quick as possible to down the whole bottle. In kitchen Kai still had Maddy's manhood in her mouth, trying to lick and suck on it like she'd seen pretty ladies do in porno videos. All of a sudden Maddy let out a roar and ejaculated into Kai's mouth. Kai crawled out from underneath the table, giving Maddy a huge gummy grin, ejaculate all over her lips, and dripping off her chin.

Anonymous said...

lol @ kai having to make it clear that SHE dumped HIM. god forbid someone assumes kai was dumped! poor princess wasn't happy in the relationship and it was all davits fault. how dare he yell at kai for showing her gorilla tits online for 10 cents and posting ads for casual sex on craigslist! davit is a monster and should be ashamed of what he has done to kailyn kardashian!

Anonymous said...

"Kai's head moved up and down, like it was Halloween and she was bobbing for apples. But instead of apples it was a man's paynis."


i love you and i want your children.

Anonymous said...

LMAOOOO AT THE TURN THIS STORY TOOK. i just imagined kai gummy grinning with cum all over her face. vomiting now.

Anonymous said...

FUCK, I was eating while reading that. Ew.

Anonymous said...

As Kai finished, Mama also finished...the bottle of Jack Daniels. Already feeling tipsy, she wandered into the kitchen, where the chldren were finally starting to eat their dinners. Mama had lost her appetite and watched in horror as she realized a terrible mistake had been made, her daughter was eating the wrong bowl of mac and cheese. Before she could say anything, she watched as Maddy licked the bowl containing the little white pill. "FUCK MY LIFE" Mama exclaimed as she threw her hands up and stormed up the stairs. "What's wrong with your mom, baby cakes?" Maddy asked. "oh naaaathing." Kai explained, "She's going through mannypause"

Anonymous said...

I had to stop at "black forest of chest hair". I was eating too.

:|

Anonymous said...

lol irl

Anonymous said...

lmao mannypause, omg stop.

Anonymous said...

"FUCK MY LIFE" Mama exclaimed as she threw her hands up and stormed up the stairs.


LMAO! DIS IS HELL ON DA URF MANNYPAWS WILCHER!

Anonymous said...

As Kai was finishing her food, there was a knock on the door. Lisa had passed out drunk, so Kai went to see who was at the door. Kai slowly and cautiously opened the door, and to her surprise there was a scary darkie standing on her porch. "Wha.. wha... what do you want? My mom isn't home! Go away mean lady!"

"Kailyn? You whore! Is my man Matthew Drost in there?"

It was Mooren. She had stolen a bike and rode all day to get to Bowie, so she could confront Kailyn once and for all and get her man back.

Anonymous said...

"It was Mooren. She had stolen a bike and rode all day to get to Bowie, so she could confront Kailyn once and for all and get her man back."

lol irl, i could see that really happening.

Anonymous said...

Mooren threw the door open as she tried to push Kai aside, but, considering that Mooren is the tall, slender, drunk-looking type, it was difficult to get past Kai's girth. 'MATTHEW!' Mooren exclaimed when she saw him in the kitchen. 'I came all the way to Bowie to profess my love to you and I had to ride my bike, since its $325 to get a license in this damn state and I can't afford it since I'm living in a trailer with my dad since my mom left with a lesbian.' Fearing for her life, Kai promptly pulled out her whistle necklace. 'Red for foxes, black for darkies' she said to herself as she inhaled deeply and blew the black whistle.

Anonymous said...

"'Red for foxes, black for darkies' she said to herself as she inhaled deeply and blew the black whistle."

ROFLMAO DEAD

Anonymous said...

lmao irl

Anonymous said...

10 baconators to the person writing these. you are a god.

Anonymous said...

it's at least 2 people taking turns writing =]

Anonymous said...

lol i've written 3 of them, where my other writer bb at?! you have to do the next part!

Anonymous said...

baconators for everyjuan!

Anonymous said...

Lisa was too drunk to hear Kai's darkie whistle going off. Mooren slapped the whistle out of Kai's hands. Kai was terrified. She tinkled in her pants a little bit, then ran upstairs into her pink bedroom and locked the door. Mooren and Maddy were alone. "Why did you leave ME, for that slut? I'm tall and good looking, I have a job, and I have a college degree that I got in 4 years! What has that slut done?"

"Calm down, Mooren! We only met a few times! I've seen Kailyn more than I saw you! I've been coming to Kailyn's house everyday for 2 weeks now. That's 14 times! We met THREE times! You psycho!"

"I AM NOT PSYCHO!" Mooren screeched in a psychotic demonic yell.

Kailyn hear the commotion coming from downstairs. "Should I go help Maddy? What if that crazy darkie lady hurts me?"

Kailyn looked over and saw her Yorkie puppy, Bella, locked in her pink cage. "I know! I'll send Bella down to attack that mean ol' darkie lady!"

Anonymous said...

"Im releasing my guard dog!' Kai yelled from the top of the stairs. Fearing the worst, Mooren dodged behind a table. Bella 3.0 made her way the down the stairs in a waddle similar to her owners. It had been weeks since she had seen life outside of the pink bedroom. She promptly made her way over to Maddy and took a dump on his shoe. Quickly behind, and highly out of breath, was Kai. 'Mooren, I really don't like you cuz you're crazy and maddy fingered you, but i realized that now I finally have someone to use my darkie shades of coastal scents foundation on!'

Anonymous said...

"Sit down, Mooren you silly lady! Imma give you a Bowie Socialite makeover so you can go out and find your own man and leave my Maddy alone!"

Mooren thought about it, then reluctantly followed Kai to the pink bedroom. Mooren took a seat at Kai's makeup vanity. Kai went searching in her hoard for the Coastal Scents darkie shade foundation. "Ah! Here it is!", Kai said as she pulled out the dusty bottle of the darkest shade of foundation.

"Make me look like Cody Rhodes! We already look like twins, so don't take away from that! Just add to it!", Mooren said excitedly.

"Who's that?", Kai giggle exhaled. She went over to her computer and google image searched Cody Rhodes. She found a face picture and left it on her computer screen, then went back to Mooren. "Hmmm... Imma need a lighter shade!" Kai then went back and got the lightest shade of foundation. Kai took out a brush and started panting the pale white foundation on Mooren's dark face.

Anonymous said...

"Why did you leave ME, for that slut? I'm tall and good looking, I have a job, and I have a college degree that I got in 4 years! What has that slut done?"

---Creative edit here---

"Well for starters she showed me her tits on cam the first night she messaged me on OKCupid. She also gives me blowies under the table, on top of the table, at the park, pretty much anywhere. And she shaves her vag. FUCK OFF MOOREN!"

Anonymous said...

PLEASE make Kai and Mooren go all lesbionic on us. You know it would happen! They're both desperate kinky fucks!

Anonymous said...

As Kai was doing Mooren's Bowie Socialite makeup, something crossed Mooren's mind.

"Why don't we share Maddy? I saw on TV this man had 4 wives, why don't we be sisterwives with Maddy?" Mooren asked Kai.

Kai didn't comprehend what Mooren had just told her, but said "OK!" anyway. Mooren gave Kai a hug and told her she forgave her.

"All I want is for Maddy to be happy. I can support him with my part time thrift store job. And while Maddy is reaching right up into my vagina to finger me, you can give him a blow job!"

Anonymous said...

Kai went to work on Mooren. As she painted on glob after glob of foundation, magic started to happen; Mooren had been transformed into a white person. 'Done! I knew my 40 hour makeup course gave me thuper great skills!' Kai exclaimed, turning Mooren around to see herself in her mirror. A slow smile curled onto Mooren's face, finally, she had become the person she had always seen herself to be, an attractive, white, male wrestler. She squealed with joy and rushed into Kai's arms, creeping her hand into Kai's mini skirt and right up into her vagina.

Anonymous said...

Kai finished up Mooren's makeup with a thick layer or 5 of lipgloss. "You look sooo cute & super gorgeous right now, Moreen!!" Kai shouted as she turned around for a second to look at herself in the mirror.

When she turned back around, Moreen was on Kai's computer looking at some photos. Kai came up behind her and noticed that Moreen was looking at nude pictures of her!

"What are you doing?" Kai said. "Those pictures are so old. Davit leaked them too!" Kai was starting to get hot down there. "You look so good.. like Cody Rhodes who looks like me and my brother.." Moreen turned around and caressed Kai's face and poked her hairy mole.

Anonymous said...

omg

Anonymous said...

please do group creative writing night more often. this is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

lol @ "reaching right up into my vagina" making 2/3 cuts.

Anonymous said...

"reached right up into my vagina to finger me" was so vulgar. like wtf bitch,she made it sound like he was fisting her. HE REACHED RIGHT UP INTO MY VAGINA TO FINGER MY CERVIX!

Anonymous said...

bbs ive got writers block! im glad i started this kai story time...its become more than i ever could have hoped for. so many lulz.

Anonymous said...

bbs ive got writers block! im glad i started this kai story time...its become more than i ever could have hoped for. so many lulz.

Anonymous said...

Kai giggle-exhaled as Mooren kept caressing her face.

"I have a surprise for you.. Lay on your bed." Mooren whispered.

Kai was getting turned on but was very confused. She had a bi phase before but she was with Maddy at this point! But, every time that Maddy would talk about Mooren and their brief encounters, Kai would secretly get curious as to what Moreen had.

Mooren opened up Kai's itunes and started playing My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas. She then started to dance in a provocative manner, flailing about and staring Kai in the eyes. Kai was giggling and trying to look away but she couldn't help staring. Just as Mooren started to wobble towards Kai on the bed, Kai noticed Mama Wilcher peering though the door...

Anonymous said...

had to offer***

Anonymous said...

Mama had just finished banging Maddy downstairs. She was desperate and he came on to her, she swears!! She hadn't gotten laid since papa wilcher and her had drank too much after one of kai's birthday dinners years back. Everytime she brought a man around, kai ruined it for her. And everytime she tried to flick the bean alone in her room, kai needed something. kai was the ultimate cock block and now, it was mamas turn to be one.

Anonymous said...

Mama had just finished banging Maddy downstairs.

LMAO WOAH WTF

Anonymous said...

i'm done for the night its 4am. good writing tho! gnite bbs <3xoxo

Anonymous said...

As mama wilcher peered through the door, left over cum from her session with maddy was dripping down between her legs. She was perplexed at what she was witnessing. Her perfect daughter, had interwoven her body with that of a darkie painted in white. She thought to herself, "Could this be a geisha?" Mama Wilcher had to stop herself, it was clearly the Jack Daniels talking, "there's no geishas in bowie!" Just then, mama heard a slurping sound, the cherished family pet, Bella, was licking up maddy's semen that had befallen from mama wilcher's vagina. "Is it good Bella?" she whispered aloud.

Anonymous said...

ahahahahahaha thank you fanfic ladies!

Anonymous said...

And out the windows could be heard Davit cry-sobbing his love for KaiKai. He'd forgive her betrayal if only she'd come back to him. He'd let her cam it up, if only she'd take him back.

Anonymous said...

This is why I love Brooke:

xbrookecorex Brooke
Shame on @juicystar07 and @ellefowler and shame on @teenvogue for showing such poor taste and managing to exude ignorance 2 years in a row

xbrookecorex Brooke
I sincerely hope no parents are taking their kids to NYC today for THAT. Maybe you should stop by Ground Zero on your way to the mall.

Anonymous said...

I just had to stop by and say I cannot believe what they are doing. I udnerstand it is their 'work' and 'job' but like Brooke said, such poor taste. I'm sitting here watching all these people, old ladies, men, officers, widows, children, some kids who were barely even alive at the time, even people who AREN'T from this country, read off the names of the victims and to think that just a few streets over those girls have their big smiles on and all their little fans are rushing to meet them and shop truly disgusts me and makes me cry for this generation. If you want to recover from saying something "Happy 9/11" maybe refuse from being a part of such a "happy" event whilst the TENTH anniversary ceremony is going on. Yes the world still turns and everyone has to go on with their lives and go to work but I don't know a single person who isn't at least having one somber moment of remembrance. Yes everyone grieves and remembers in their own way but from the quick read I did of that "update" paragraph it sounded like they were justifying the meet up as their way of grieving which is just wrong.

Ugh. I'm sorry. I'm just fired up. I've never had a problem with these girls but this is just unbelievable, as is the behavior of Teen Vogue and anyone who takes their children to participate in this.

Anonymous said...

For fucks sake, even SNOOKIE had sense enough to make a statement and do so in good grace, not announcing right after that she was so excited to go to an event. When the cast of Jersey Shore is setting a better example than you, you're doing it wrong.

This tweet/her whole timeline also made me sick:

"blairlover4evr Tara
this is the last night i will go to sleep before meeting @juicystar007. i am getting up at 6 tomorrow to leave for the city!!! can't wait <3"

Ten years ago, that was the last night thousands of people would go to sleep alive.

"blairlover4evr Tara
I am so blessed and thankful that I will be able to meet my idol tomorrow, @juicystar007. It is going to be the best day of my life."

Glad that's what you have to be so blessed and thankful for. Not the free country or the millions that risk their lives to keep you safe.

Anonymous said...

Could this be a geisha?" Mama Wilcher had to stop herself, it was clearly the Jack Daniels talking, "there's no geishas in bowie

finally, she had become the person she had always seen herself to be, an attractive, white, male wrestler.

Red for foxes, black for darkies' she said to herself as she inhaled deeply and blew the black whistle

I wanna bang you pretty story writing lady.

Anonymous said...

Idk if anyone said this already but, maybe the B&E meetup was planned on his day purposely? More people in NY meaning more exposure? They would stand out more too. It's like that saying "any exposure is good exposure" or w/e. Even if everyone is mad at them it still helps them get out there more. I think they'd be sick like that.

Anonymous said...

Wow. You're completely right but that's low. I know it was Teen Vogue's doing and they always have this week-long event, and I'm pretty sure it was the same time last year. They can't adjust it by a DAY so it doesn't fall on 9/11? But like you said, maybe it's on purpose. Lots of tourists in the city. I'm sure many of them have daughters.

Anonymous said...

Elle claims that "we didn't pick the date for the meet up!" but couldnt they just have fucking declined the invitation? I dont give a FUCK if it's fashion week in NYC, people should be thinking about what happened on this day 10 years ago, not what fucking fashions we're going to be seeing in the spring. I'm honestly disgusted with that entire community.

Anonymous said...

a comment from their blogpost about the meetup:

I really wish I could attend.. I'm so close at the moment, but I can't because my parents said I have to go to a 9/11 memorial today. Hope you come back soon! Have fun!

are you FUCKING kidding me?! Damn you, 9/11!!! ruining my plans to meet up with ellen and balir!

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming they're in contract/a deal with Teen Vogue, and they had to fulfill the requirements, but it's still terrible. Teen Vogue should have known better by now and rescheduled it. Maybe not so bad any other year but on the 10th anniversary when they have a huge ceremony planned and the memorial... sad to see where their priorities are.

I don't blame E&B for the event and I'm sure their agent wouldn't let them out of it if they tried but the way they went about it is terrible!

HEY GUYS SO EXCITED MEETUP ON 9/11 EVERYONE COME!!! OH AND WE DIDNT PICK THE DATE SO DONT YELL AT US TEHE!

---after seeing many of their fans don't agree with it

GUYS 9/11 WAS A TRAGEDY WE KNOW WE WILL NEVER FORGET IT BUT WE ALL GRIEVE IN OUR OWN WAY SO DON'T YELL AT US IF THIS IS WHAT WE WANT TO DO TO GRIEVE! GAWD! HAPPY 9/11 BAI!

Not to mention the majority of girls who live in NYC said they wouldn't go due to heightened security and safety issues. They're the ones that lived through it the first time. Idk, I just think E&B are being really insensitive about the whole thing.

Anonymous said...

Happy 9/11 everyone! Yay USA! Come meet us later today! Hope there's no mean terrorists planning anything to ruin our meetup!

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is this? elle and blair are seriously making a joke of 9/11. and of course she disabled comments so they don't get called out.

http://youtu.be/Wprh4PgOuW8

Anonymous said...

this is really mean, and god forbid it happen, but i would lol if a terrorist attack DID happen, and elle and blair and all the little girls there to meet them got trapped in the building and got hurt. that would teach them.

Anonymous said...

thats not mean. i thought the same thing, stupid uppity selfish bitches.

Anonymous said...

okay...so you would lol at them getting injured thats so much better.

Anonymous said...

the people at teen vogue are stupid as fuck. what if something did happen? then they put themselves, e&b, and all the minions in danger. little girls even told elle and blair they weren't going because the terror threat for today is high. they realize they're right in NYC, right?

Anonymous said...

Oh, such a nice "save my ass" afterthought from her, real nice. She could've at least talked about the important part FIRST, yes 9/11, not your silly little girl meet up, and then mention that she was in NYC if anyone wanted to see her.

Anonymous said...

why did she wait last minute to announce the meetup on youtube anyway? so that her subs didn't have all week to call her out? who announces things last minute like that?? shady as fuck. oh well, i doubt many people are going to go anyway, even if she did announce it earlier. i doubt anyone would travel to NYC during this busy time just to see E&B, and if people did travel to NYC it was most likely for 9/11 memorial events. and if anyone lives in NYC i'd think the last thing they'd want to do today is go hang out with E&B and talk about makeup. this is such a fail.

Anonymous said...

if it wasnt obvious that these two, as well as the whole beauty community as demonstrated by teen vogue, are money-hungry self cunts, then it is now.

No one in nyc should be going to their fucking meet up. if you're in the city, you should be paying your respects to those killed in the attacks, not buying clothes and talking about makeup.

So much ignorance comes from these girls, I can't even. Maybe its because i grew up right out of new york, but I can't imagine going into the city today without having a total breakdown, let alone going to have a GOOD TIME.

Anonymous said...

but I can't imagine going into the city today without having a total breakdown, let alone going to have a GOOD TIME.


ikr anybody with a heart will know the last thing to do is go out and laugh and socialize about makeup if youre in NY. I've been saying for awhile the majority of girls on youtube are selfish heartless little bitches.

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