Monday, January 30, 2012

Maureen Elizabeth Lewis: An Exposé




Daughter of Elmore Lewis and Janice Lee Dobson. Sibling of Teresa Lewis and Nathaniel Lewis.
Works part-time at Vintage Values (phone 301-737-4884) in Lexington Park through the Center for Life Enrichment, a program that finds jobs for people with disabilities.
Graduated with a Science of Communications degree from Bowie State University
Profiles:
https://twitter.com/#!/WrestlerX2
ihateoldyork Yahoo Answers account: http://answers.yahoo.com/activity?show=eBcdpkJVaa
Plenty Of Fish account: Erica_bishoff
Those are her main profiles. She had a few more Yahoo Ans
wer accounts. Many of her old accounts are named ihateoldyork, Erica_bishoff, the_small_show, or dishonestabe. She has COUNTLESS fake accounts with random names she uses to leave Kailyn comments and stalk and harass her. Once an account is blocked, she comes right back with new accounts.
Maureen Elizabeth Lewis of Lexington Park, Maryland first appeared on GuruGossip (GuruGossip’s thread on Maureen aka Erica_Bishoff: http://answers.yahoo.com/activity?show=eBcdpkJVaa ) when she found out Kailyn had started dating Matt on August 27, 2011. Maureen claimed Matt and her dated for months, and said she and Matt were ready to settle down together, and that she would “take care of him” and support him, since she claims he had mental illnesses like depression. Maureen encouraged people to harass Kai and made it seem like Kailyn stole Matt from her, and that she and Matt were a serious long term relationship. It was later found out that she had went on TWO “dates” with Matt, and that he had stopped talking to her and blocked her on Facebook a month before Kailyn came along. She said herself on Yahoo answers they met up twice, and that he ignored her after that and blocked her on Facebook. They were never even dating and Matt wanted nothing to do with her. Maureen is insane and continued with the delusions that she and Matt had something together. She was angry with Kailyn and would not leave her alone. She kept desperately trying to talk with Kailyn, and would say things like she thought Kai was rubbing her relationship with Matt in Maureen’s face, and why did she have to keep posting photos and videos of them together. MATT AND KAI ARE A COUPLE! Maureen always made everything about her, and thought Kai was doing something wrong to her. She even made this video making creepy weird demands to Kailyn.

This went on for a few months. Eventually, Maureen seemed to get over Matt, but she did not get over Kai. She started some weird competition with Kai in her head, and still is always trying to copy Kai, or outdo her. Maureen complained for 3 years on Yahoo Answers and other various accounts that she couldn’t afford the mandatory $325 for the Maryland driver’s test. All of a sudden in October Maureen ran out and got her permit.
She has also taken the drivers test twice now, failing both times. She is trying to get her license ASAP before Kailyn does, so she can brag about it and claim to be so much better than Kai.
Maureen also tweeted a fake story about losing her virginity to a guy named Rob at Piney Point. She claimed she bought the cheapest Trojan condoms at Walmart, and that they made her “sore”, and that Rob “crushed her” with his weight when he was on top of her. The 26 year old virgin clearly doesn’t know how sex works.
The Piney Point story came along after Maureen had started seeing Keith, some obese guy she met on PlentyOfFish. Maureen and Keith are still together. The theory is that Maureen settled for the first guy who messaged her on POF, so that she can say she has a boyfriend, like Kai. Kai goes over to Matt’s every weekend, so of course Maureen tries to be with Keith every weekend as well.

Maureen talked to Keith about getting married and having a baby as soon as they met. She is also in a hurry to find a place for her and Keith to move in together.
Kailyn showed a photo of her nails, including her engagement ring, on facebook. Right after that, Maureen showed a photo of her nails painted to look like Kai’s, and she was wearing a random ring on her ring finger.
Kai tweeted about getting her hair cut, and the next day Maureen tweeted about cutting her own hair, and dying it with green food coloring. She cut her own hair just because Kai got a haircut. Recently she has been styling her hair like Kai’s as well. She parts it and styles it exactly like hers.CREEPY.

After Christmas, Kai did a video on what she bought her boyfriend Matt, and then a video on what she received for Christmas. Maureen of course did the same thing. The videos are now deleted. Maureen had a 15 minute long video about how she got her boyfriend Keith a 5XL white tshirt off eBay, since she couldn’t find his size anywhere else, and bout “expensive” ($10) iron on transfer paper, and made a shirt for him. She said how she went to the library and printed out the paper, then ironed it on but it didn’t work well, so she went over it with sharpie markers.
In the “What I Got for Christmas” video, Maureen showed off random things from the thrift store she got for herself, since no one bought her anything. She showed things like a used 10 inch TV with built in DVD player, wrestling boots, a banket, and then the gaming system Keith got for her.
Going back to Maureen being in competition with Kai and scurrying to get her license ASAP, Maureen also went ahead and bout a van. She purchased the van off Craigslist without even test driving it. She just messaged the seller and offered $1,600 for it. She claims she bought the van for $1,000 and put in $1,500 buying new parts and repairing it. She is selling the van on ebay for $1,000. She says she can’t keep it because there is no where to park it and she doesn’t have her license and can’t even drive it. Guess she was planning on passing the driver’s test!
Even though Maureen is with Keith, she replied to someone who messaged her on POF and seemed interested. Looking for someone better than Keith?
After the blog called her out and messaged Keith about it, she went and messaged the person back to cover herself.
On Kai’s recent Blogtv she mentioned what Matt said about Maureen, and how creepy she was.


Maureen also hates that she’s black. Since we first found out about her she has said she’s HALF WHITE and that her mother is WHITE. She’s said multiple times she doesn’t like black people, and that she went to a predominately black school and hated it. She also messaged people on POF about hoping the person isn’t black, because she wants her kids to have white genes and it would be unfortunate if the dominate black genes of even a half black person was passed to her baby. On her ebay account, it shows she bought arbutin powder, which is used to make skin bleach. She always photoshops herself to look whiter, and even uses the blur tool on her hair to try and make it seem smoother/straighter.
Ever since Kai came along, it seems Maureen is taking the “white” thing even further, trying to be like Kai.
Maureen has also faked depression/suicide on twitter. The blog was talking about her and she wasn’t getting her way, so she tweeted about how she should kill herself, and if anyone had a number to a suicide hotline.
She also claimed Matt “reached right up into her vagina” on Yahoo Answers. When things weren’t going her way and no one was listening to her about Matt, and claimed Matt could press charges for stalking, she turned around and said she can say Matt raped her.
Maureen is also obsessed with WWE wrestling and Cody Rhodes. She used to always say she looked like Cody, and that her brother did too. She even said her brother looked like Cody Rhodes, and that he was hot.

In conclusion, this girl is a PSYCHOPATH. Not even half of the insane things she’s done are in this post. She has been obsessed with Kai since August, and she is STILL obsessed with her. Her obsession is getting worse. This girl needs mental help. She admitted on twitter once that she knows she needs help, and was asking for help. But of course she was doing that for pity, right after that she was back to harassing Kai and commenting about her. She will never stop harassing and stalking Kai, and she won’t realize she’s not in some competition with Kai until she gets help.

A huge thank you to the pretty anon lady who wrote this post! Also, thank you to the talented cartoon lady. Your thkillz are loved by all us <3

4,696 comments:

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Anonymous said...

lol her trampoline video was uploaded over 10 months ago. that clearly worked for her.

Anonymous said...

omfg that fat lady doing turbojam has a heart tracker lulz usually only dedicated athletes or fitness people use those, she probably just has one to make sure she doesn't have a heart attack in the middle of her turbojam session

Anonymous said...

what is she talking about she lost weight? she never lost a single pound. and when was she skinny last summer? she was def skinnier than now. she's been gaining weight steadily for like 2 years now. when she went on that healthy kick she just got fatter and started gaining weight faster.

Anonymous said...

even the direct link from google search doesn't add that gibberish at th end. BITCH IS LYING!

Anonymous said...

"she was def skinnier than now"

that's probably why she thinks she lost weight. when she started that diet shit last year, her stans were telling her she lost weight after 2 days ffs.

Anonymous said...

She thought she was bikini ready last thumma!

Anonymous said...

Kai's gonna lift her leg for a high kick and a baby will pop out. Then babygirl can go on I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant and finally be a celebrity!

Anonymous said...

Kai's going to do this workout, wonder why she's getting fatter by the week, and then shit out a baby in her laygins in Walmart!

Anonymous said...

hahahah 2:26 soulmates <3

Anonymous said...

She BETTER FILM herself doing the WORKOUTS!

Anonymous said...

talking about losing weight sounds easy but it's something that you have to stick with. you have to count your calories, carbs and fat every day, measure out your portions and then exercise. i mean, it's kai. she thinks red robin is thuper healthy.

Anonymous said...

lol irl so hard at 2:26 #2 and 3

the image... i can't

Anonymous said...

MAAAAAAAHM I BEEN EATIN BABY CAAAAROTS BEFORE MY BACONATORTH AND THKINNY JUITH WHY AM I NOT LOSIN WEIGHT

Anonymous said...

Chicken tenders, fries and shirly temples are healthy! Its chicken, potatoes and 7up with cherries!
She had her meat, carbs and fruit for the day! :D

Anonymous said...

kai's fat stans will be the death of her. ffs she needs to stop listening to them when they tell her she looks good, or skinny. the fact that they were telling her she looked good last summer when she was ~working out~ was messed up because kai didn't get anywhere with her exercise and ended up gaining like 50lbs afterwards. jfc kai listen to us if anything, if you start losing weight it's not like we're not going to tell you.

doing scale weigh-ins on camera will probably help encouragement though tbh because it'll be a long time before your weight loss gets noticeable.

Anonymous said...

fuck kai. when she starts this weight loss again we'll be discussing it in private on LJ. she's on her own this time! let her fat housewife stans tell her she lost weight. she'll go eat even more to reward herself then be another 50 lbs heavier next year.

Anonymous said...

lol, i lahves kai bowie logic. welllll, thars lettuce n pickles on tha burger those are vegg'bles tho ith healthy =]

Anonymous said...

Everytime she wants to lose weight she gains 20 pounds

Anonymous said...

IFKR? her stans are the ones pushing her to keep eating junk and sit on her ass. we gave her legit and good advice to lose weight. she ignored it and gained a bunch of weight. oh well! she's on her own this time.

Anonymous said...

"Everytime she wants to lose weight she gains 20 pounds"


It's her fat stans, seriously. False flattery is so much worse than the harsh truth.

Anonymous said...

exactly. we'll be discussing kai's videos on LJ from now on, especially her weight loss ones. she won't know what we think. SAHRRY! figure it out yourself! we already tried helping this fat bitch last year, but she didn't listen. people here gave her legit advice and she ignored it and listened to fatties telling her she lost SOOOO MUCH weight after going to curves once. she's a good 35 lbs heavier now, so...

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yseCuMpoSC4


remember this? yeah. enough said.

Anonymous said...

MEALS WERE NEVER MY PROBLEM, IT WAS SNACKS! *BITCH FACE*

then in the same klog she shows us her 1,000 calorie breakfast. oh

Anonymous said...

kai seriously doesn't even have to work out. just count calories and eat 500 below maintenance, and balance protein, carbs, and fats. it's really not that hard ffs.

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU BITCHES! MICROWAVE BACON AND 1/2 A TUB OF CREAM CHEESE IS HEALTHY! THAT'S DAIRY AND PROTEIN! DON'T LISTEN TO THEM BBGURL THEY JUST WANT TO SABOTAGE YOU! YOU ALREADY LOOK SKINNIER BY THE END OF THE VIDEO!!

Anonymous said...

my love for fitness makes me wants to help her again but i know it will be pointless. she's on her own, sahhry bella!

Anonymous said...

it's seriously kai's obese stans, they tell her it's ok because they eat like shit too and don't work out. it's like since they're fat they WANT kai to fail.

KAI CAN HAVE SKINNY COW ICE CREAM IT'S ONCE IN A WHILE IT'S LOW CALORIES SHE EATS WELL THE REST OF THE TIME YOU MEAN HATERS LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE! GO STARVE YOURSELVES SOMEWHERE ELSE! KAI IS BEAUTIFUL THE WAY SHE IS!

Anonymous said...

I tried helping her but she didn't like it and blocked me. If she would've joined MyFitnessPal, she wouldn't even have to work out for the first few weeks. The calorie intake they give you already has a deficit so you lose weight just by staying within the daily nutriton limits.

I mean, what? Listen to your stans and eat more Red Robin. =] They obv know best!

Anonymous said...

kai doesn't even know how to do crunches. enough said.

Anonymous said...

Kai got rid of her mini tramp.

Anonymous said...

same, i tried helping her last time but she never listens and ignores everything. fuck off kai. we've been though this already.

Anonymous said...

kai's so fat that with a minimal amount of effort the weight would fall off of her. she could seriously lose 10 pounds in a week by eating decent meals and taking bella for a walk everyday.

Anonymous said...

thith baguhchips ith 130 c-cow-cowluhreez for wan serving.... *eats whole bag*

Anonymous said...

ikr her reverse crunch wasn't even right ffs how can you fuck up crunches?!

Anonymous said...

Dont come here looking for weighloss tips Kai. You fucked us over enough times. Go get more advice from your fatty stans.

Anonymous said...

"taking bella for a walk everyday"


How dare you suggest such a thing!

Anonymous said...

ikr? the expensive workout dvds aren't even necessary. get off of your fat ass and walk bella for a change. she's dying to be let out of her cage anyway, it's a win-win.

Anonymous said...

i could fucking tell kai what to eat for every meal if she wanted, but when there's no ice cream or juice on it she'll just pound her fists and ignore everything. she wants some magic diet where she can eat 1,000 calories in one meal and not have to make anything. she's not going to give up her takeout lunches and dinners. the bitch still hasn't told anyone what she eats for lunch or dinner. and when she does it's because it's out at a restaurant with matt.

Anonymous said...

i told her about yt pilates instructor and she has yet to talk about it which means she probably hasn't bothered even looking at the pretty chink's pilate videos... AND THAT SHIT IS FREE fuck you kai stay fat

Anonymous said...

MAAAAAAHM! The mean ladies say I'll lose weight if Bella goes on a walk every day! Take her for a walk to Wendy's and get me a baconator!

Anonymous said...

sahhry kai, you can fuck off and take mooren with you. go ask your obese housewife stans for advice since that worked so well for you last time.

Anonymous said...

holy shit how many people have tried helping her fat ass? seriously fuck off kai. from now on discuss her fatty videos on LJ. she doesn't deserve one tip from us.

and what happened to calling the cops on maureen and asking us for screencaps? HMMM?

Anonymous said...

lol irl 2:46, she fucking would.

Anonymous said...

MAHHHHHHM I DID 5 MINUTES OF THA WORKOUT GO GET ME A MCFRAPPE

Anonymous said...

Her eating out is literally killing her.
Thats why you hate your body Kai. Applebee's, Red Robin, Chili's, Chick fil a, Wendys, Jap Steak House, Orange Chicken, Sweet & Sour sauce, Juice, Skinny Cows by the case, Cheese sandwiches with mayo, Ranch dressing, sour cream and SNACKS are why you hate your body!

THE FOOD YOURE EATING IS KILLING YOU AT 21 YEARS OLD!

Anonymous said...

ask mama wilcher to book your honeymoon in north korea =] you'll lose weight thuper fast!

Anonymous said...

She should go live with Mooren for a week. No food in the fridge would help her lose some weight. Nothing in there but some beans!

Anonymous said...

kerea!

Anonymous said...

hdu there's unlimited fresh catfish since they go fishing in da wivuh every night, and there's $40 of shrimp in the fridge! oh and iced tea, but if you leave it out someone will drink your left overs!

Anonymous said...

lol kai left comment rating on, go thumbs up the pretty ladies telling her the truth =]

Anonymous said...

mooren favorited a video an hour ago.

Anonymous said...

Kai can't lose weight because she has no will power. Neither her mother or us can help her lose weight. She has to find willpower from within.

Anonymous said...

kai, davit already lost 60+ pounds. meanwhile you gained 60. you mad?

Anonymous said...

mooren is still up................

Anonymous said...

"Kai can't lose weight because she has no will power. Neither her mother or us can help her lose weight. She has to find willpower from within."

ok mooren. and you aren't "US". you are not a part of this blog. no one likes you and everyone wishes you were gone.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she's busy looking for more roses videos and tryin to get kaykhaod taken down.

Anonymous said...

lol ffs give it up mooren.

Anonymous said...

lulz she removed comment rating already. HAI KAI YOU'RE FAT AS FUCK, LIKE ALMOST KEEF SIZED!

Anonymous said...

yeah, there is some sort of beachbody affiliate program.

http://www.onesteptoweightloss.com/tag/beachbody-affiliate-program

Anonymous said...

what do you mean? i still see the thumbs up and down:

http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=wlMfn3osgQ8

Anonymous said...

derp

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to LEave Kai a comment and it says "Error! Try again"

Does that mean she blocked me?

Anonymous said...

No one is going to click Kai's affiate links or buy anything from her. Whats the point? Especially when every other video is a new affiliate. She only has 10,000 subs. How many are actually going to buy even one thing through her? She's so delisional.

Anonymous said...

possibly bb. or did you use www in yoru comment?

Anonymous said...

ooh, weird, it wasn't showing up for me on the video page but it shows up for me on the view all idfk

Anonymous said...

oh gosh her stans are already making an appearance. kai will stay fat forever

Anonymous said...

No I didn't. I hope not but idk why she would now since I've left so many meanish comments to her for years.

Anonymous said...

nvm i think it went thru this time. :3

Anonymous said...

there's no fucking way kai will be spending $220 for a dvd, especially since she's ~saving up~ for something. she's either getting paid to promote it or she's just fucking dumb as hell and doesn't realize she can lose weight FOR FREE.

Anonymous said...

ForeverFat

Anonymous said...

michele's uneven skin tones are obvious with makeup but jfc without makeup she looks so much like a weird creature.

Anonymous said...

bbgirl needs to come clean. you're right 312, she wouldn't spend that much money when she's saving for a apartment.

Anonymous said...

time to flaggggggggg!

Anonymous said...

Mooren is getting right on it!

Anonymous said...

hhaahahh it's kai's twin lmao!!!!
she didn't even thank her, rude bitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=hLEZ9iroyw4

Anonymous said...

..and this one. i am laughing soo hard right now. wtf is this shit? does kai even know about this vid/bitch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWoKbF2sPuc&feature=related

Anonymous said...

haha

Anonymous said...

.

Anonymous said...

ok pretty ladies i sent a request to join the lj. but i'm a newbie and not sure how it works. will it tell me when i have been accepted?

Anonymous said...

jaj

Anonymous said...

last page

Anonymous said...

5:27, yup, you'll get an email when you're accepted

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Anonymous said...

lol @ 'nugothhipster'

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

wtf im not going to LJ lol, is this like 2006? im starting to get over this blog anyway, y'all have gotten creepy and annoying.

Anonymous said...

bai

moar fail plz kthx said...

new post

Anonymous said...

comments plz

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Anonymous said...

can I borrow your comment transporter?

Anonymous said...

fuck that!

Anonymous said...

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