Thursday, March 1, 2012

Kai and her Blogtvs

Over the past couple years Kai has always brought the lulz with her Blogtvs and last weeks broadcast definitely delivered some laughs. Unfortunately, Kai suffers from the chronic bitch face while filming her Blogtvs. While Kai was giving us a stinky attitude she accidentally flashes her gorilla stomach on camera!


Right after her tummy was exposed she goes on to scarf down chips and cookies. Her attitude got worse when people called her out for eating shit food while she always wanting weight loss advice. Her response to eating the food was that she was thuper hungry because she had not eaten dinner yet. Keep working on that diet gurlfrand. Forverfat will be skinny for the thummer time!











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moar fail plz kthx said...

sorry for the short post. i'm on my way to class right now and wanted to get a post up just in case if the comments maxed out :) i'll be adding more later

Anonymous said...

post mooren/kai twatter,more about the blog tv wit maddy, maybe even geisha and sticky outtings?

moar fail plz kthx said...

i'll will bb.

Anonymous said...

oh and when geisha posted on her account here, you didn't get her IP address??? it's still considered anon? j/w cause of matching that with LJ IP account.

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/t0ApjfIXy-A


the full blogtvs

Anonymous said...

is anon from gg or mf? i wish they had all of her food eating shenanigans not just her eating one bar.

Anonymous said...

mooren probably was so traumatic with daddy's scissorings that during one of the molestations, she had an OBE(outer body experience which is common among those under stressful and traumatic conditions) and created an alternate world and personality. in that world, she is a white woman,a college graduate and has a 6 figure career.

Anonymous said...

i still can't believe she actually bought skin bleach off ebay.

Anonymous said...

a few people have been talking about lurking dating websites and i decided to see for myself and jfc i've already ran into an ex, and a few friends from fb wth now i feel awkward as hayyle

Anonymous said...

yeah, where was geisha's IP coming from in England?

Anonymous said...

wtf are you geisha IP people talking about? fuck off geisha!

Anonymous said...

"oh and when geisha posted on her account here, you didn't get her IP address??? it's still considered anon? j/w cause of matching that with LJ IP account."

no geisha. moar didn't get your IP when you commented with your account. it's obviously you though and we know you're from england. fuck off now. we don't have to explain shit to you. this isn't GG.

Anonymous said...

lol geisha's mad she got banned from the LJ and outed yet again for her PC bullshit.

Anonymous said...

i'm from england though and i'm not that bitch, english ip's don't mean they are automatically her.

Anonymous said...

yes it does. some bitch starts preaching like geisha, then she just happens to be from england. oic. totes a coincidence right?

Anonymous said...

ikr, what are the chances the preachy bitch is from england? there's probably only a few ladies from england. don't act like there's hundreds of people from there who come here.

Anonymous said...

lmao gesiha GO AWAY! you are worse than maureen! you kept saying it wasn't you even after you posted with your account three fucking times. do you honestly believe it's not you? do you have a split personality?

Anonymous said...

it's not geisha because she uses proxies and has over 50 IP addresses logged on GG!!

Anonymous said...

did she post on her account on here last night? i haven't been in the last pages of the last post yet?

Anonymous said...

omg geisha GO AWAY ALREADY! stop trying to play lawyer. you ARE worse than maureen.

Anonymous said...

new kai vid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjCyAOyLb9I&feature=g-u&context=G2953eaeFUAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous said...

NEW KAI:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjCyAOyLb9I&feature=g-u&context=G237e7ccFUAAAAAAABAA

Anonymous said...

kai is super cited for the spring time!

Anonymous said...

Why was she yelling at the start?

Anonymous said...

lol at kai trying to be a professional guru again.

Anonymous said...

why does kai think she knows exactly what breaks her out? she stopped using her dermatologist stuff because she concluded that was what was giving her a rash. HOW DOES SHE KNOW!? she uses like 1000 products.

Anonymous said...

I honestly think her rash was from her dirty hair rubbing against her neck area.

Anonymous said...

does kai have ads on her videos again or something? she IS trying to be professional again and she's trying so hard to be outgoing and energetic.

Anonymous said...

why would her dermatologist stuff even give her a rash on her NECK....

Anonymous said...

my avon super extend extreme mascara.. from avon!

Anonymous said...

Called it, Leesha drew trees on her face for tree district. Thank you hunger games for bringing these lulz to us http://yfrog.com/oc8xiqhj

Anonymous said...

LMFAO 6:24 SHE GIGGGLES AND SMILES THEN RANDOMLY GOES DEADPAN AGAIN. just like in that "kaikhaod.. wtf" video.

Anonymous said...

her hair looks so lulzy in that video. the ends are so curled in under her chin that they're pretty much touching each other.

Anonymous said...

albertross

Anonymous said...

ffs leesha has no creativity in her at all

Anonymous said...

She needs to use natural lighting more often. She doesn't look nearly as bloated or greasy in this video.

Anonymous said...

jfc instead of kai sitting in front o her window for lighting she sits away from it with all the lights in her room on. sf stupid!

Anonymous said...

THERE IS NO ROOM BY HER WINDOW THERE IS NO ROOM!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

wtf is kai talking about? clear mascara? for her eyebrows????

Anonymous said...

Have we discussed this yet?? BIG CHANGES update from Kaloser Cullen?

Sorry I've been MIA! :(

BIG things are happening! I've been hard at work on a new project that I'm so excited about. Major changes are coming soon! I know I change things too much... but this will be the final change and it's definitely the biggest. In a few weeks I'm going to post a video explaining everything. Some people will be upset, but hopefully you guys will understand and be as excited as I am!

Love you all and can't wait for you to join me on this new journey! :)

Anonymous said...

It's not unusual to use clear mascara for your brows.

Anonymous said...

oh ffs what is kristin up to now? she's obviously abandoning her beauty videos. is she joining smosh?

Anonymous said...

i hope the change is kalel committing suicide on livestream.

Anonymous said...

lulz the final change and biggest. ok kaloser. she probably is joining smosh, or doing comedy videos produced by smosh or something.

Anonymous said...

kai always talks about how she has dry skin but she gets greasy damn easy for how ~dry~ her skin is... i'm starting to wonder if she just thinks she has dry skin because she doesn't consistently moisturize. bets on she doesn't even moisturize after a shower.

Anonymous said...

You guys have to read the comments on that post on her facebook. 90% of people are saying shes PREGNANT hahahahha dead. The other 10% are asking if she finally got a job lollol love this

Anonymous said...

I hope for Kristin's sake that "big project" means "finally enrolled in community college". Otherwise its going to be her 5th flop. Xoxokalel.com was already deleted lol

Anonymous said...

Katie Lee Hecox ‏ @ILuvSmoshIan

I swear to god kalel if the big news has to do with anthony i will personally murder u

Anonymous said...

ffs even if kai sat at her dresser in front of her mirror it would be better because the light would reflect. i hate the stinginess of her lighting

Anonymous said...

Kalel probably WOULD refer to getting pregnant as a "project". A project because she's been poking holes in condoms for the past year, and has to work hard to turn on Anthony when she's so ugly

Anonymous said...

Oh lawd. Kristin up to something again!?! And of course she once again asks everyone to support her no matter what.
I don't get it people first subbed for your BEAUTY VIDEOS! It doesn't matter if they were the greatest vids, it's what little teeny boppers wanted to see. Then she went thru her vlogs, cat, fake fashion lookbooks, and yet ANOTHER change.
Sorry BB you can't get all huffy at people if they don't want to continue to support or follow you.

Anonymous said...

Nars ALBERT TROSS!

Anonymous said...

LOLOL at someone saying on Facebook maybe she got a job with a big cosmetics company like Michelle and Lancome riiiiight. Kalel hasn't done makeup in months and was never known for it

Anonymous said...

Whats new with Mooren? I am sure she's still around.

Anonymous said...

kai's beauty blender looks disgusting.

Anonymous said...

SHUT UP MOREEN NO ONES TALKING ABOUT YOU

Anonymous said...

Id pay to see Kalel pregnant, shed look like one of the starving Africa children with the bloated belly and boney limbs

Anonymous said...

Its sad how excied Kai is about Spring. Never seen a grown adult get so worked up of a season.

Anonymous said...

Kristin Smith is one of those bitch faced girls that never want to work in life. She wants everything to be easy. Thats why she constantly lies about how much time she spends on tutorials or costumes to make us think she is actually working when in reality shes up all night making fart jokes with her bf, sleeping all day, then sitting alone in the middle of her unfurnished apartment eating cheesy potatoes.

Anonymous said...

Sticky outing?

Anonymous said...

read the last post, mooren. we were trying to figure out what condition you have.

Anonymous said...

who cares if it was a lame post, more room to comment!!!!!

Anonymous said...

We needed a new post because THERE WAS NO ROOM!

Anonymous said...

Kai's skin doesn't look super broken out in her newest video but it just looks like shit in general. She looks like a dead made up doll with all that make up slapped on her skin. It looks dry and caked on but then later she is so oily. Using all those effing products are making her skin look like crap by sucking out all her natural oils. Then she puts that greasy avon shit and it makes it oily as hell. Slap on about a pound of makeup after that and kai is good to sit in her room all day!

Anonymous said...

pretty ladies, i just squirted for no reason. i wasn't diddling or anything, it just came shooting out like my pussy is a squirtle.

Anonymous said...

hai heather

~effing

Anonymous said...

5:24 1,
dat was pay not skwert

Anonymous said...

i still can't make myself squert at all no matter how hard i try and push. even when i'm in the mood to do it :(((

Anonymous said...

On the second video of Tipsy time with Kai and Matt, if you watch the last 30 seconds, Kai says she needs to leave blogtv to go have sex with Matt

Anonymous said...

The lipstick on Kai's face is so obnoxious. Girl, it goes on your lips.

Anonymous said...

Actually having to scroll down to the comments sux.

Anonymous said...

shade "asian 00"?
learn to enunciate, kai!


i think we should add to this post, that kai is actually more fun and herself on blogtv. i actually liked her more than the fake, innocent act that she does for her stans on yt and fb. if anything, she'll read it and know to be more herself.

lol disregard that, she won't read.

Anonymous said...

giggle-bitchface

http://i41.tinypic.com/dfi0hs.gif

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/1_lz-JUiGdU


this girl looks like she has the same lip issue as cityandfug. the side of her lip with her lip piercing like.. doesn't move with the other side of her lip.

Anonymous said...

kai was fucking A+ in that blog tv and i'm not even joking. i'd love the HELL out of her if she were more cunty like that all of the time. i think she picked it up from madd because madd doesn't seem to give a fuck.

Anonymous said...

i hope she graces us with moar blogtvs with weekend =] they're pretty fucking amazing. and yeah, i like how cunty she is. *that's* the kai i want to see more of.

Anonymous said...

http://i41.tinypic.com/dfi0hs.gif

it looks like she's slurping the mouth in her cheeks :| SHLUUUURP!

Anonymous said...

derp. *the saliva in her cheeks

Anonymous said...

Leesha's tutorial is soo bad.

Anonymous said...

i agree about kai's skin. it's so dull and pale. she needs a spray tan.

Anonymous said...

ForeverKailyn
One of my favorite older videos I made and this video is great for people just getting into mac cosmetics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGNmvvQAnJ8

Kristina Pobraquelcita Hash wow your hair looked so much better then

ForeverKailyn It was a lot harder to deal with though



her hair was only to her shoulders. what's harder to deal with? running a brush through it and showering? idgi

Anonymous said...

has anyone checked out the new rubedo stuff at Tiffany? idgi. it looks just like rose gold.

Anonymous said...

it's seriously because mama wilcher has to wash, brush, dry, and style kai's hair for her. mama hates the long hair and always convinces kai to chop it off. she even gave kai a perm to try and cut down on the work. seriously. that's the reason.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE REVELON COLOR STAY

Anonymous said...

LMFAO LEESHA'S NEW TUTORIAL. omfg girl, retire already.

Anonymous said...

xbrookecorex
Weight has been seriously FALLING off since My Fitness Pal. I'm in awe. Just being able to track/monitor so easily makes a HUGE difference!


everyjuan is gettin skinny fo'duh summa time except kai =]

Anonymous said...

My hair is super long and it's easy to deal with, she's just lazy and doesn't know how to do anything with her hair.

Anonymous said...

she acts like her hair is down to her hips and thuper curly or something. jfc, she's lazy as shit.

Anonymous said...

you don't have to blowdry or style long hair every day. wash it every other day, let it air dry, then put it up. kai is a bowie socialite uppity cunt and makes everything difficult. plus she makes her mom wash her hair in the shampoo bowl and makes her does it so she feels like a celebrity getting her hair done every day.

Anonymous said...

i'm going to laugh so fucking hard if kalel is knocked up and getting married and her new ~project~ is being a housewife. she'll of course keep making mommy/life vlogs to keep her ~internet fame~

Anonymous said...

my hair is almost as long as blairs and it's really not any harder to take care of than short hair. it takes all of two minutes to wash in the shower, i let it air dry and then run my products through it and style it. it takes less than 10 minutes to get pin straight too. shave it off kai, thoooo much easier =]

Anonymous said...

well kai's blogtv proved she doesn't even shower everyday, and probably never when she's down matt's. she just wipes her makeup off with wipes and changes into PJs. that's seriously why she breaks out so much. her hair and face is always greasy, especially when she gets back from matt's.

Anonymous said...

stickylipgloss lives in michigan... dear dearborn, actually. so the IP should be pretty easy to figure out. i'm sure she's on LJ

Anonymous said...

^near dearborn

Anonymous said...

its four am and my lover wont answer

Anonymous said...

the eye look itself was actually pretty, she didn't need to draw trees on her face and take literal inspiration ffs.

Anonymous said...

My hair is to my buttcrack and I don't see what the big deal it. Oh ya, shoulder length hair is sooooooo hard to deal with, guys!

Anonymous said...

it's a beaUUUUUUUUtiful day here in marilyn

Anonymous said...

booie muuuuuuuuralin

Anonymous said...

Laughing at xdrunkage's disclaimer at the start of her shitty new tutorial. NO SHIT no one likes your fucking lazy tutorias! U MAD LEESHA?

Anonymous said...

The pores on Leeshas nose and cheeks make me sick =[

Anonymous said...

i get so much second hand embarrassment with leesha recently. she really truly needs to retire. you've been at this for 5 years already, move on, take your skill and experience, get a real job. her looks are complete shit lately and she half-asses everything.

Anonymous said...

I have shorter hair right now and I hate it. I find it way harder to deal with than longer hair. I don't know what the fuck Kai is thinking.

Anonymous said...

my pores on my nose are like leesha's :( it annoys the fuck out of me, i don't know how to tighten them/make them appear smaller. i just got a clarisonic though so ovally that will help

Anonymous said...

Ovally that will help your pores. I just dont like seeing Leesha's in hd with makeup caked inside them.

Anonymous said...

lol at xdrunkage saying, "if you've read the books..." BUT YOU HAVEN'T READ THEM! you're just latching onto the series to milk some videos out of!

Anonymous said...

http://www.dlisted.com/node/45219/images/kimsfacebet3.jpg

WTF happened to Lil Kim??!!

Anonymous said...

holy plastic surgery, she looks awful!

Anonymous said...

Lil Kim stop with the plastic surgery! You look scurrrry!

Anonymous said...

yeah i don't think anybody gets close enough to my face to really even notice them lol. except my boyfriend, but he don't curr obviously.

Anonymous said...

it kills me that leesha used to make fun of kai. at this point i think even kai has surpassed leesha in terms of makeup skill.

Anonymous said...

holy hell, her face changed so much!

http://plasticsurgerybeforeandafter.blogspot.com/2009/12/lil-kim-plastic-surgery.html

Anonymous said...

Ewww- some HS teacher left his job and family to shack up with his now 18-year old student?! WTF?! He looks like he's 55 and she looks like she's 13. It's disgusting.

Anonymous said...

yeah, karma caught up with leesha! she used to mock kai and make troll videos and join bashing groups, and now her personal life is as pathetic as kai's, and she's worse than her with makeup. sucks for you, leesha!

Anonymous said...

i don't think leesha is worse than kai, but she's honestly equal with kai, maybe a BIT better. leesha and kai do the same basic looks over and over and over and all they do is a lid color, crease color, and blend. it's always pinks or neutrals or ~rainbow eyes~ too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQOkainSXDI&feature=channel_video_title

this is a look kai would have done. uh, thanks a lot leesha? thoooo talented!!

Anonymous said...

leesha totes pulled a kai with her hair too. running out to change it because all the haters said to. and doing it just because she hadn't changed her hair in a while. she is legit exactly like kai now.

Anonymous said...

you know, at much as people ~troll kai and despite the fact that most of her subscribers ARE trolls, bb is a legend. i don't think any other guru can say that people are in a constant frenzy over saving and reuploading their stupid videos. when the beauty community on youtube withers and dies, i'll remember kai and all of the lulz over leesha and her ~~talent~ lbfr

Anonymous said...

Has anyone noticed how quiet Leeshas been on twitter since the drunk driving thing?

Anonymous said...

seriously. and kai gets talked about all over the internet. even ONTD talks about her and had kai posts. they're a CELEBRITY gossip site. are there ever posts on leesha? NOPE! no one cares. kai is famous because of her personal life too, not because of her makeup. all these gurus would die for the attention kai gets.

Anonymous said...

lmao shes probably afraid if she tweets too much she'll accidentally spill that shes doin drugs or driving drunk again

Anonymous said...

xdrunkage needs to retire but let's not get carried away. kai couldn't do half of those looks and she's not a celebrity by any means.

Anonymous said...

sahrry no. kai is on par with leesha lately, and kai is e-famous. deal with it.

Anonymous said...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YKYinnCIcVw/SxKdVEuw3SI/AAAAAAAAESE/ca_yGB-94x0/s1600/LilKimPlasticSurgery.jpg

only time i have seen her look decent.

Anonymous said...

ok smellen

Anonymous said...

who knows about kai outside of here, gg and ontd?

Anonymous said...

that picture of kai's tummy is nothing compared to you fatties. your tummies have stretchmarks all over them despite never getting pregnant. DISGUSTING BITCHES

Anonymous said...

"who knows about kai outside of here, gg and ontd?"

uh... that's already a lot of people. and there's way more who know about her. even if they don't follow her now they remember kaikhaod and maythee's girl. her shit has been circulating the internet for 5 years now. i've seen her pop up on randoms sites a few times too.

Anonymous said...

sticky lily the tranny is on.

Anonymous said...

kai talking about bella
"@makeupislove1 She is suppose to be a yorkie but a lot of people think she's mixed so she might be mixed but when we got her they said she was suppose to be 3 pounds because her mom & dad were that small but I love her no matter how big or what bread she is
ForeverKailyn 8 months ago"

LMAO BREAD

Anonymous said...

Sahhry, wut? When has Kai ever done something on this level:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMZvywDwomc

The most bbgirl can handle is a wash of color on the lid and an over blended mess in the crease. She can't even manage basic liquid liner. Leesha isn't Lisa Eldridge or Nikkitutorials but the fuck @ anyone thinking Kai is more skilled. You sound like one of her stans.

Anonymous said...

LOL leesha your clown makeup is shit. go away. you mad kai is equal to you now?

Anonymous said...

I used to like Leesha cause she was so excited about makeup and she wasn't afraid to use a lot of colors. She just went for it and it seemed like she was having fun. But I unsubscribed when her channel became 90% sponsored review vids. I think she still has it in her but her talent and passion is way lacking now.

Anonymous said...

sticky lily the tranny is on.


hi smellen

Anonymous said...

Kailyn ‏ @ForeverKailynx
what's everyones favorite foundation primer? I have acne prone and normal to dry skin and I want to get one I've never used one


Yay, another thing for the hoard pile!

Anonymous said...

Their social lives are equally pathetic and useless. They aren't on the same level when it comes to makeup though, that's all I'm saying.

Anonymous said...

wtf kai, you ask that every 2 weeks. go fucking buy one already.

Anonymous said...

"sticky lily the tranny is on.


hi smellen"

hi sticky. still trying to blame the smellens? you were caught and you're STILL trying. pathetic bitch.

Anonymous said...

I agree that most of Leeshas looks at this point look like Kais with the muddiness frostyness and sloppy application but every now and then she pulls out a random good one that we KNOW Kai couldn't even begin to do. Like her ravey ones.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah in lifestyle they're definitely similar. Only friend is boyfriend, spends all week in house. Drink drank drunk smoke some weed. No job, no education.

Anonymous said...

"sticky lily the tranny is on.


hi smellen"

hi sticky. still trying to blame the smellens? you were caught and you're STILL trying. pathetic bitch.

go away smellen. go shove your baby back up your snatch!

Anonymous said...

That's what I was trying to get out. Leesha's lost her touch but she's still a step above Kai. She can't even put on eyelashes ffs.

Anonymous said...

lol sticky lily you MAD AS FUCK! don't be such a fail troll next time. go eat a sandwich you stupid anorexic cunt.

Anonymous said...

what happened to petridouche? he only uploads tranny videos now.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPPIqAxX5po


why

Anonymous said...

i ape cackle that most of us here found out about bunny because of kai. kai shouted her out and now bunny is way more successful and respected as a guru than kai will ever be.

Anonymous said...

Petridouche moved to NY and now he's too good for YT.

Anonymous said...

I think Josh is over Youtube and honestly good for him. Leesha needs to take a hint.

Anonymous said...

Petrilude was always one of the few with a LIFE aside from Youtube, life probably took over

Anonymous said...

leesha will never give up her lazy hermit lifestyle or her sigma money.

Anonymous said...

idk why I just pictured leesha as a hermit crab

Anonymous said...

does anyone else find it rather creepy that leesha and all those other gurus talk to themselves for a living? how can you think that's normal? idgi

Anonymous said...

Well thats kind of what a lot of people in media do, like actors technically are talking fake scenarios to one another. News broadcasters are talking to a camera and not an actual audience when its being filmed etc. I think "normal" has to do with the person themselves and the rest of their life, and yeah, it seems most of these people that choose to do Youtube are NOT normal. (see Kai, Kalel, etc)

Anonymous said...

when they do vlogs in public that's the most embarrassing thing ever. they're walking in public pointing a camera on themselves and talking loudly to themselves, usually about stupid shit.

Anonymous said...

I think people that are "not quite all there" if you know what I mean, turn to Youtube for a job/money/success. IM SUPER POPULAR (on the internet)!

Anonymous said...

yeah i can't watch any vlogs in public. i get soo much secondhand embarassment from them

Anonymous said...

if i was making bank like the fowlers, i'd talk to myself all day~~

but tbh, i'd be really embarassed to admit that's what i do for a living when people ask. blair tells people that she does beauty marketing but still.

"oh, do you work for a PR firm or within a specific brand?"

"no, i uh.... i film videos in my bedroom and talk about makeup........"

Anonymous said...

yeah, sitting in your bedroom talking to your computer screen is one thing, but to talk to your iphone in public all alone? no, that's just crazy.

Anonymous said...

Exactly 8:58. Not to being up the same old examples over again, but look at Kalel and Kai. They both have these sorts of traits... neurotic, unreliable, lazy, socially retarded, inconsistent etc that would make most employers NOT hire them, or if they did get hired, they wouldn't last long. These same qualities probably ward off friends too, so Youtube is the perfect option for them for money and "social" interaction with "fans". Because it comes down to neither of them being able to function outside of their room in the real world. Social inbreds. Or inbreads, as Kai would call them.

Anonymous said...

*bring

Anonymous said...

holy shit kai's neck disappeared

Anonymous said...

Stickylipgloss= Michigan ip address

Anonymous said...

Khloe Kardashian - 818.919.1023
Khloe Kardashian (Home) - 818.975.6503
Kim Kardashian - 818.812.8118
Kourtney Kardashian - 818.429.2966

Anonymous said...

nose pore lady have you tried using witch hazel w/ 14% alcohol? it works soooooooooooooo well for stuff like that!

Anonymous said...

You forgot Kai Kardashian

Anonymous said...

Khloe Kardashian - 818.919.1023
Khloe Kardashian (Home) - 818.975.6503
Kim Kardashian - 818.812.8118
Kourtney Kardashian - 818.429.2966
Kailyn Kardashian - 301.805.7724

Anonymous said...

no i haven't! i have no idea where i'd even go to get that haha

Anonymous said...

Nose pore lady- you can find witch hazel at walgreens, CVS or even Walmart. Look for it in or around the bandages isle.

Anonymous said...

lol is that rly kais number

Anonymous said...

all those numbers are real

Anonymous said...

That's the thing about these gurus. They're that person in high school that no one like cuz they either constantly bragged about shit no one cared about or stuff that was untrue or they tried to one-up everyone. I thought leesha was moving to Cali? What about Tiff and hubby moving into a bigger house? I thought Dulce got her range rover yearrrrs ago? And what happened to buying a house instead of renting one, hmmm? What about all your meetings with Warner Brothers and your fucking online store??! Where the fuck is pinkiecharm's adopted baby? Did she eat it?! Kristin how is part time community college coming along? What happened to Elle and Blair's tv show? Or Elle as the bachelorette?? They are all liars! That's why they only have online friends and stupid boyfriends/hubbies that are probably all gay or cheating.

Anonymous said...

"Where the fuck is pinkiecharm's adopted baby? Did she eat it?"


lmao, best part.

Anonymous said...

elle as the bachelorette? LOLLLLLLL

with her wonk eye, she could date two guys at once.

Anonymous said...

moe-moe is home from work and tweeting away.

Anonymous said...

lol was elle really trying to get on the bachelorette? guurrl you're like 23. don't be so desperate.

Anonymous said...

she drove her car. does this nigger even have insurance? HMMM? was her car inspected?

Anonymous said...

didn't a fail troll that pretended to work at a network say that a really long time ago? i thought it was a joke

Anonymous said...

Kai bragging about her pegleg when the bitch doesn't even have one!

Anonymous said...

maureen is the worst writer ever. "little did i know..." goddamn, save it for your shitty ~novel~, *~*~*~WRESTLER GRRL X!!!*~*~*~

Anonymous said...

jfc, maureen. those 6+ (since you're STILL going) tweets could've been summed up in one fucking sentence. you drag everything out and give useless details.

I GOT LOST ON MY WAY TO SEE THE HOUSE BECAUSE I'M A SHITTY DRIVER. the end.

Anonymous said...

bitch is too poor to afford a gps.

FOREVERPOOR =[

Anonymous said...

the trailer was on her street and she still got lost... ffs this bitch.

Anonymous said...

lmao ikr what is this elaborate story telling for the most basic shit? no one even cares. who the fuck is even following her other than kai's trolls?

Anonymous said...

"The first place I found was a driveway with a big puddle in it. I backed up just enough to avoid the puddle, hoping I still had enough room"

she's seriously going to have the shittiest book. she's worse than fatnat with her constant need to shove in pointless details.

Anonymous said...

she's telling the story like she's writing a novel. instead of just saying something simple like TODAY I DROVE TO A TRAILER AND GOT LOST she goes into detailed imagery and gives all these useless details.

Anonymous said...

"The first place I found was a driveway with a big puddle in it. I backed up just enough to avoid the puddle, hoping I still had enough room"

mooren, you are not stephen king. you need to sit the fuck down with your overly dramatic twitter novel.

Anonymous said...

7 tweets in 15 minutes and she's STILL not even done telling her story.

Anonymous said...

lol i can't. it took her 3-4 minutes to write out each tweet. fucking sllllooooowwww.

Anonymous said...

Maureen Lewis ‏ @WrestlerX2
to turn around without hitting the ditch on the other side of the road. Turns out I miscalculated and I ended up in the ditch anyway


lmao, it took her 4 minutes to type that out.

Anonymous said...

THO THUTHPENTHFUL! I AM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT MOOREN TELLS US MOAR!

Anonymous said...

it *takes her

Anonymous said...

LOL THIS NIG CAN NOT DRIVE! she drives down the road and ends up in a ditch. moron.

Anonymous said...

lol comment twin, 9:59 =]

Anonymous said...

The front of the car was in the ditch, while the other part was still out on the road, obstructing any traffic that might approach.


- maureen lewis, future best selling author.

Anonymous said...

lmao, her twitter novel. i caaaan't.

Anonymous said...

LOL WE KNEW YOU WOULD CRASH ON YOUR FIRST TIME OUT!

Anonymous said...

THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TOO ALL OF MAUREEN LEWIS' CAR CRASHES!

Anonymous said...

i follow maureen and every 5th tweet is her telling her story. god damn.

Anonymous said...

a shitty twit-novel to describe how shitty of a driver she is. STAY OFF THE FUCKING ROAD IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE!

Anonymous said...

LOL SHE ISN'T GOING TO STOP SOON. SHE'S NOT EVEN AT THE MIDDLE OF HER STORY LMAOOO

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