It’s been a little over a year since Rachel Whitehurst (icallitambrosia or Fat Rachel) has graced all of us with her bitchy presence and I don’t give a fuck attitude. The girl is a trainwreck from her evident weight-gain of at least 40 pounds in the last 2 years to her psychotic personality.
June 2009:
April 2012:
June 2009:
April 2012:
Recently, she has completely lost her mind and it has become evident she is completely crazy and lies about everything. She stared off by lying about having leukemia:
And then lied about being molested:
She then back pedaled quickly on the molestation accusations and said that it was a lie her sister told her and she believed all of it (at 17 years old, mind you). But from her post she claims that she had ~flashbacks~. Poor Rachel can’t even keep her lies straight, or decent, for that matter. More recently it has been Rachel begging for money that has made everyone hate her. When she ran for Queen of the Web, she kept going on and on about how she needed rent money and how winning would help her pay her rent:
Meanwhile the bitch is buying and buying more and more makeup palettes, hoarding neutral eye shadows and coral lipsticks. Oh and purchasing a brand new MacbookPro for her beloved boyfriend Chris.
So now Rachel’s perfect world is crumbling around her and she’s still losing her shit worse than ever. It started with her rant on high-end foundations (now privated) in which she goes on a tangent on how all high-end foundations do the exact same thing as drugstore foundations. It upset a few of her viewers who buy high-end to match their skin tone or to feel good about what they are putting on their face. Meanwhile, Rachel is yelling at the camera and telling her viewers they are stupid if they waste their money on something just because of the name. A few hours later the bitch uploads a tutorial in which she flashes her Chanel eye curler, and people begin to ask doesn’t it do the same thing a drugstore one would?
Of course she says it’s a gift from Chris, also referred to lovingly as ‘Fucker’ and ‘Asshole’ by Rachel. What’s interesting is the fact that Rachel (who is an extreme bully and completely pushes Chris around in the relationship) claimed earlier that she ‘made’ her boyfriend buy it for her.
This is the same Chris that is struggling for money and her own mother had to send him a $300 check.
After everyone starts to ask Rachel about it, she quickly puts up a new video in which she tells everyone to back off and that she only does youtube for the money. (Now deleted)
And let us not forget that talking to Rachel is a PRIVILGE. Evidentially the fact that we pay her bills isn’t enough. It should probably be mentioned that Rachel also put out a confession video recently, and it talks about how severely depressed she is. So what does the bitch do? She takes the whole fucking summer off of her real job Starbucks (lol) to lay around Chris’ basement all day. So instead of doing anything productive with her time, she lives rent free at her boyfriends’ moms house and stays up until 6 or 7 a.m. and wakes up at 4 or 5p.m. All while bitching and moaning about how she needs help making rent and all of this stuff. Meanwhile, she probably could have saved up a whole semesters worth of rent if she had just worked her lazy ass, but instead she’s a 20-year-old free loafing fat ass.
Continuing with her butthurt rage, Rachel uploaded yet another rant video on the subject:
In which she says that it's not okay to discuss her "spending habits" and then proceeds to throw other gurus under the bus for their own. Basically, the same hypocritical and self-righteous bullshit that she spews in all of her videos. If you've seen one, you've seem them all.
Rachel also broadcasted Chris' personal life and told the entire internet that he's struggling financially and can't afford to pay rent. She boasted about the money her family has thrown at him and essentially treats him like a charity project, while also throwing in the fact that his mother lost her job for good measure.
Apparently none of that matters when Fatchel needs a new Chanel eyelash curler though, right?
Keep it classy.
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dis gon be good.
tags: obesity LOLOL
yes! you know what to do girls!
i hope you pretty ladies like the post! i've never done one before, but i have been itching to put this bitch on blast for so long.
Get the comments in here going about her too before you tweet it to her!
lol. what a desperate greedy cunt.
we lahv it pretty lady!
poor.poor chris .
fat taylor is so booooooooring ::yawn::
What is big mouth fatty Rachel's twitter name?
@87daysbefore. like everything fucking else so original
wow. i didn't know a whole lot about this girl before, but just from the couple videos i've watched of her, i KNEW her bf was the bitch of the relationship! that girl is such a fucking bitch! go on anti-depressants ffs, and STAWP torturing your poor (literally) bf!
great post!
the post sucks
#foreverpoor #foreverfat #foreverlazy
It's our new Kai!
I no Im not da best version 2.0!
http://oi48.tinypic.com/2qdzbdw.jpg this delusional psycho is HAGGARD AS FUCK
lmfao. she really is kai. except chris is slightly more productive than madd, but still just as whipped.
Um, you were supposed to post about Rachel Marie Meyer. I never even heard of this bitch until two days ago. I fire all the new mods.
Youtube Beauty Gurus: proving that the fatter you are the more angry, entitled and delusional you are!
we've been talking about fat rachel for weeks now. where the fuck have you been?
Nice post!
right? lol. if i have more free time at work i'll write up another one on bunny, but i don't really feel like digging through her past. rachel was easy.
I gloss over anything that's not related to our fail queens Kai, Bunny or Nat.
Fuggos like Rachel have to have these DGAF attitudes to make up for how much other people hate them and how much they hate themselves. I PURPOSELY WANT PEOPLE NOT TO LIKE ME, DUH. It's not cuz Im gross its because Im a bitch and they cant take it!
she's straight up just a delusional bitch. she actually used to be kinda skinny~ she pulled a kai and just gets fatter and fatter
(comments from last post)
Looks tiff got a Chanel judging from the straps gotta keep up with Michele right tiff. The thing that annoys me so much about tiff is that she's a basic looking white girl but acts like she's some bronzed goddess. Then she tries to come of as a socialite with all that ugly LV monogram shit. When in reality she sits at home all day doing nothing.
Fattie simone sigma has really gotten to her thinking she's some CEO of like NARS lulz.
/end rant
oops i mean *responding to comments from last post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYEH0qJfRZk
ok I kinda agree with most everything she says here, fat psychopath aside, but I rolled when her roomate comes in at the end with a crusty ass tshirt and tights with nasty goodwill shorts over them.
Yea, things i hate seeing girls wear.
ok I kinda agree with most everything she says here
like fat rachel has ANY room to criticize one's fashion sense tho. did you see her fat ass pregnant belly in the flowy fat girl typa top? she had a run in her stockings and a turtle neck on an a big breasted girl looks like complete and utter SHIT! she needs fuck herself and chill.
Its an hourly roast every time you post and either get made fun of or ignored Fail Troll! Go clean your trailer and stop neglecting your bastard child now
i agree with some of what she said but yeah, she has no room to talk.
no wonder fat taylor is so fat. she eats bagels with cream cheese and flaming hot cheetos. gross!
fail troll did you finally learn how to properly insult someone's chromosomes?
ladies i broke into someones fb account. Really shouldn't have and now i'm afraid I'll be caught. :/
unfortunatley it wasn't kai's.
i wish someone had a screencap of her post about literally STOMPING up to some girl to bitch at her because she laughed at the crazy ass outfit Rachel was wearing.
Rachel tries to pass it off as dressing "hipster" and not giving a fuck but she looks like an outdated frumpy grandma
rabbit is a fucking wannabe whore but she's so fucking horse faced hideous that she couldnt even do that. so she decided to play some unique weirdo with mental issues on youtube. fucking retards of the earth.
fail troll fuck off already we're trying to troll fatty rachel
how would you get caught you dumb nub?
bc they look at ur ip adress now. at any time u can go into ur settings and see the ip addresses u logged in from. didnt realise that till now. :/
whoever wrote this post did a good job. I didn't know about this rachel girl and didn't want to be a rere and ask.
and here goes fail troll raging because their stupid comments are getting deleted. THEY DONT EVEN NEED TO BE DELETED!!!!!!!!! fuck off!
uh, some of us ladies dont curr about fatrachel, and want to talk about other things, you rere cunt
Has any juan linked her yet
no other things were being talked about. fuck off smellen you fat bitch. the only comments deleted were your paki ones. so what the fuck are you even raging over?
i realy dislike mitt romney ok bai!
smellen isn't even funny she's trying so hard to be kaifshawn. get your own jokes you dumbass
god damn you guys are so fucking stupid.
http://87daysbefore.tumblr.com/post/27423246692
it won't be after she sees the post tho =]
yeah ok fail retard. it's just you. keep raging though. you always lose your mind when your precious comments get deleted.
oh but wait, we both posted at the same time, so one of us has to be smellen and the other fail troll
smellen stop trying to act like multiple normal pretty ladies outraged your retarded comments were deleted. no one fucking cares and no one would start bitching about that except you so you can go bye bye!
no, actually im laughing at you raging because someone posted something that wasnt about fatrachel.
OMGZ, HOW DARE THEY *BITCHFACE*
yeah smellen, you do that all the time now as ~proof. you probably copy and paste your comments and time it so you get the same time stamp. you're too obvious.
what are you even talking about? where was this? 9:19?
how do you hack into someones fb?
dumb retarded esl paki comments were deleted. no one cares who it is that shit is spam and should be deleted.
All the comments on this page are from fail troll. How do I know? I am a retarded mod that's how. I iz smert
face it, there are multiple ladies here that dont give a fuck about fatrachel. was the few pakiman comments really interfering in your non-existent conversation?
I just kinda guessed the password. It was really easy. people make their passwords too easy. I'm going to hell.
no but they were completely useless so no one cares they were deleted except you, the fat retard leaving them. keep raging and pounding your obese fists.
lol are you seriously raging right now because you're retarded paki comments were deleted and we made a new post? fuck off.
i think the only reason anyone cares about fat rachel is because she was already raging before this post was even made.
I'm only interested in her because i think she might give us a meltdown of epic proportions.
I'm sorry but blonde hair does not suit jpmetz at all.
fail retard is just trying to ruin the comments/post so when fat rachel comes she'll thing the blog is nuts.
how do you know im raging. are you looking in my windows?
the blog IS nuts
lmao. now rachel privated the cut me some slack video
thing the blog is nuts?
did you fat finger the keyboard while pounding your fists?
I am watching this fat rachel bitches vids for the first time.
Is she trying to be Jpmetz??
it's a typo you moron. i love how you're the first to bitch about typos and make some snarky remark when you're always being an uneducated retard and sound ESL half the time.
http://instagram.com/p/NM7VaTCtve/
i see this picture. i shall make the pretty one on the left my wife, the other shall be a play thing for my sons
okay 9:28, keep raging bb!
all of you are raging! seriously...chill the fuck out already. it's not even funny now.
where'd you go? did you pass out in a food coma?
9:28#2 finally put down the twinkies and made a coherent post. good job!
no, she just left the twinkie hanging in her fat gaping mouth
i started watching this rachel girl and she seems like an attention whore. YA DID A FUCKED UP THING AND NOW IM SUPER SAD AND NOW HAVEN ANXIETY.
ok so, that's life. You live and learn. Shes such a mess.
lmao
fatrachel is literally so stupid. she thinks she's so great, but the girl is a walking contradiction. and as soon as you point out one flaw, instead of thinking it could be true, she just rages on for hours.
her and kai would be best friends.
That video was privated fast! How many of you tweeted it to her?
women here type with uncovered fingers? whores!
this is the first time I have no fucking clue who the post is about. idk tho.
Anonymous said...
this is the first time I have no fucking clue who the post is about. idk tho.
July 17, 2012 9:37 PM
just a fat ass who thought because she was somewhat popular on tumblr that she could be a beauty guru~
and now she just fist pounds like kai and rages like fatnat
pretty ladies if you have a tumblr, link her here and tag 87daysbefore. she tracks her tags like no ones business.
When I search twitter NO ONE tweeted it to her. I think she just deleted the video out of her own crazy hypocrisy probably?
How much money do you want to put on Fat Rachel being the lawsuit raging type?
fuck, did anyone save it?
9:40
i guarantee it, that's why we need to get this bitch going. what is she going to do, sic her 130 pound boyfriend on us
i shall make this fat one named rachel my wife as well. she will bear me many sons with her wide hips
she's a "journalism" major, she knows words like LIBEL and she's surely going to use them!
she doesn't have child bearing hips. the only thing that's wide on her are her linebacker shoulders.
her linebacker shoulder and ginormous tits.
face it, chris is probably only with her for her tits.
and he stays with her because he's mentally abused by her.
Journalism and every other word out of her mouth is fuck. mmmmk....I'll bet she's taking general studies at a community college. And I love how her parents made her feel worthless and unloved but she sure as hell snaps up their checks pretty darn quick.
http://tinyurl.com/83gn5td
this i shall not make wife. i fear also she will scare my sons, so she will be beheaded
god dammit someone with a twitter account link dis bitch, I wanted lulz before I go to sleep!
9:40 #2
I have the video.
half of are frantically trying to get fat rachel to meltdown the other half could not care less and are fail trolling. boring blog.
i love how she said she was going out to dinner but she just privated the video and is still on tumblr.
OFF TO A PARTY BAI pt. 2
TiffLeno with a nose job and chin reduction.
http://oi48.tinypic.com/2hey0jb.jpg
@ 9:47 if you don't like it then don't look at it! *bitchface*
http://i50.tinypic.com/jv2b7t.jpg
fat taylor got 700 tokens. she's so disappointed lol
http://oi48.tinypic.com/2hey0jb.jpg
that i shall also make wife, but i fear i shall have to get a larger veil on her hijab
can we just.... this girl is a somewhat smarter kai
1. freeloafs off of parents, boyfriend, and boyfriends family.
2. snatches up freeshit
3. is always buying more shit
4. doesn't have a real job
5. is fat and continuously getting fat
6. thinks she is so bad ass for having sex
7. asks for shit (rent money)
8. acts like a retard around boyfriend/husbint
only thing is her adsense hasn't been taken away which would REALLY make her rage....speaking of which. do you ladies want to click bomb?
you really aren't funny. no one is laughing. you can stop being paki now.
700 tokens is that equal to 70 cent?
i bought some shredded cheese and it was molded but i only discovered that after eating half the bag.
people giggled at kaifshawn because the name and pic were funny, and now this idiot is trying to get some attention too.
I like you 9:52 1
She flat out said in her cray cray video that she wouldn't do Youtube if it wasn't for the money. Should be pretty easy to get rid of her lard ass then
seriously click bombing her sounds so tempting. but it'd need several pretty ladies on board.
ikr why is it the people who I LEAST want to think about having swine sex that brag about their nasty sex life on the internet?
Much like Kai, shower thex doesn't work!
don't bother, it probably won't do anything. it's so hard to click bomb people now, google changed everything and has all these checks in place.
if her adsense was disabled, rachel would fucking lose it and probably kill herself.
^ you forgot much like Kai AND RACHEL. And pizza
She said she wouldn't quit Youtube because she needs the money. But she just bought a fucking Too Faced palette ffs. Yeah, you need the money real bad. Just like you needed to win the KOW contest to pay your rent even though you're buying Chris a brand new Macbook Pro.
LOL
http://i47.tinypic.com/73idqp.png
pretty ladies that just watched the video, can you see if the flv file is still in your cache?
hmmm idk kai, maybe because she's not an obese potato head, has quality posts with photos and are written properly and are interesting, and her blog is designed nicely and doesn't have her face all over it for no reason. stop trying bbgurl, you aren't going to make it.
http://whatkimmididnext.blogspot.com
LOL is this the girl kai is trying to rip off? kai copied so many elements of her blog.
yup kai def told kayla to copy everything off kimmi's blog, even that cursive font for the titles.
has anyjuan seen 120 Days of Sodom ? it was listed as the #1 most disturbing movie on imdb.
I went to go watch it on tv channel 1 and this was the disclaimer they had.
"Considered to be disturbing, sick & visually vile. NOT FOR CHILDREN. If you're an adult, good luck to you."
Is it really that bad ? let me no i would lave to know.
fatrachel is in here:
http://www.blogtv.com/people/deathcab4booty
pretty ladies, have any of you ever been questioned for a friends military security clearance?
my friend just graduated bootcamp and tomorrow they are coming over to talk to me for his security clearance. they said it won't take more than 20 minutes. do you ladies know what they ask? idk why i'm so nervous.
ummm, no. who the fuck is that?
hes so hipster and ~cool
wasn't she supposed to be out to dinner or something?
someone post the link there.
she's a mod
duh, "out to dinner" means running to the grocery store and picking up a box of twinkies
meh I'll watch it as long as they don't rape little babies or animals im good.
A security clearance is a huge deal they'll ask u a whole bunch of shit about ur friend. If she steals, her drug usage, if she's a liar and so much more.
fuck. i'm so nervous. i haven't seen this kid in like 2 years after his girlfriend and i had a falling out, i'm not sure why he put me down as a reference.
http://tinyurl.com/7exsx88
post that one... it's shorter and clickable
lmao. harrassing rachel on blog tv while faggot rhyse talks.
that little boy is so ugly
i love how this fat bitch has called the fowlers out for selling out and only doing youtube for the money but that's exactly what she admitted to doing yesterday.
i give up. no one fucking cares
they cleared the chat lol
lol irl, she made him end the chat. and her stans were like "WUT, SHE DID THAT? WUT R U TALKING ABOUT?"
nobody even gives a shit out hipster tumblr boy
Yeah he shouldn't have put you as a reference that's dumb. Those security clearances are intense man. Just relax I wouldn't worry about it it's his fuck up not yours. I know they tell you specifically to put down good knowledgeable references.
if anyjuan wants to watch the most disturbing vile movie ever please join me :)
http://www.sockshare.com/file/1E0DWLCD3AN4OO44#
did he call you? let you know that you have been put down as a reference?
etc?
if not, i'd lie and shit and tell them bad stuff
no. he never told me. but he was my best friend for a long, long time. i just haven't seen/talked to him because he moved away, and his girlfriend hates me.
he isn't a bad person or anything, i just don't know what he's like now.
sorry but nothing can top the russian murderers and 1 murderer 1 icepick! nothing like real life to scare u shitless
i lahve you booiesocialite
booiesocialite is amazing.
:( I wish I was as fast as rocklobster or perry
LMAO booiesocialite you are the bahm!!! youre frustrating the hell out of that lil fag boy and rachel. lololol
PEOPLE ARE SO CRUEL!
I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT IN HIGH SCHOOL!
lmfao ok rachel
All of you who hate Rachel are pathetic. If you don't like someone, what's the point of bitching about them so much? Like, she's still getting your attention. If you really don't like her that much, stop paying attention to her and talking about her.
I bet you're thrilled that this site is anon, Rachel. Now you can pound your fat fists and defend yourself without anyone knowing.
http://i45.tinypic.com/sv0sqh.jpg
rachel crying in chat
10:46 im done playing pakiman, so you can have all the wives
oh you know she was the one furiously skyping him
wth? who is deleting the comments? ffs
the mod... fuck off mod
get over it you stupid bitch no one wants to read your fail comments
just delete all of these sorry ass comments
http://www.sockshare.com/file/1E0DWLCD3AN4OO44#
i'll watch it with you =]
so? they can just skip it. why are you raging and deleting them? sifting through the comments and fist pounding. get help
ikr why waste time to delete the comments lmao this mod is wack
why waste time spamming the blog tho?
cuz it's funny?
cause another lady wanted my wimminz.
you can mass delete comments on blogger you know, it takes like 2 seconds. the only one who gets mad is YOU every time you notice one of your stupid comments goes missing. no one else even notices or cares. stop spamming the blog, you aren't funny and never will be.
no, you're the only one that thinks it's funny.
i think it's funny sometimes, but they do take it too far. like, ok, cool, you pissed us off. you can stop now.
yeah it's funny at first but they don't know when to fucking stop. it gets annoying really quickly.
where the fuck is kai? she needs to stop being machoor and bring the lulz already. i feel like she won't do anything major until her and maddy split.
it was NEVER funny
don't rain on our parade!
ok stay mad, lilkaikaiz! how dare we play paki on YOUR blog!
how dare you delete the unfunny spam that's flooding the blog! everyone must see my lulzy comments!
this rachel shit is sf boring omgg where is failyn she needs to dump doormadd soon
I am sorry I posted obscene comments on your blog, lilkaikaiz. Are you arabic? did we offend you?
*doormatt
get it right pretty lady
wasn't this supposed to send rachel in to a rage? when the fuck is that happening? never? ok. good. i'm going to sleep now.
lilkaikaiz are u okay? u doing good? i hope we did not get u too upset.
this will be another afshawn failure which was boring af
wtf is so disturbing about this movie ? all it is so far is naked teens standing around.
what movie has nekkid teens?
anyone watch itskingsleybitch? i used to think he was funny last year, but now it's just the same thing over and over again. kind of like jenna marbles.
this place smells a lil funky. i think lilkaikaiz shoved this whole blog up her ass.
Do any of you pretty ladies watch Bad Girls Club? Why are there so many fatties this season...jesus christ....
nope, i watch big yters for a week or two and then get tired of them, they're too routine. i do keep up with big yters who vlog (shay, ctfxc, etc) but that's about it...
the movie i posted a little awhile ago. It's supposed to be the most disturbing movie ever.
i don't think i even finished last season of bgc, it was soooooooooooo bad/boring! did this season just start? is it just as boring? fatties rage like no other so hopefully it will get lulzy??
This season seems a little more eventful but there are only 2 skinny chicks. Idk, I'm getting tired of this series.
what happens in that sodom movie???
who hear lahhhves to suntan in the backyard topless and tease the married neighbor guy? I dont show anything but lay on my front and scoot my bottoms down and open my legs. ;) DRIVES HIM MAD! He's mowed his lawn 4 times in the last 3 days! :)
u sound like a kai. dont you have anything better to do than tan and try to get raped by old lecherous men?
30 minutes in and it's boring as hell.
they're eating dinner a big haul and there are prostitutes serving dinner. one of them is being fucked in the corner and tow men are doing it in the other corner. bizarre as fuck.
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Oh, Molly....
... now a lady is giving a handjob to a mannequin.
11:42 If you live alone you better be locking your doors and windows. You think its cute but he could be thinking you're giving him signals that you want to fuck. Be carful cuz he WILL come looking to collect.
Any of you pretty ladies watch white collar? I'm addicted
nah, i'm not worried. he's not that old and he just likes to look. And I'm something to look at for sure. Thin, tan, C cup supple breasts. No harm in lookin. :)
and now they're making everyjuan eat their shit out of dog bowls. fuck this movie.
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