Saturday, August 11, 2012

Rachel Meyer & The Swamp Cult

Rachel "Bunny" Meyer originally started on Youtube as a paranormal vlogger. After realizing that guru videos brought in more views, she ditched the EVPs and Ouija board for YSL Rouge Voluptes and Jeffrey Campbells. The content of her channel wasn't the only thing that changed and soon people began noticing an unfortunate shift in her personality. She went from being genuine and endearing to the shameless, obnoxious, try hard she is today. A typical "Bunny" video usually consists of a 10 minute (butthurt) disclaimer, hideous facial contortions and a sudden development of tourettes.



One thing that hasn't changed is how incredibly narcissistic and vain she is. Before becoming a self-proclaimed ~Swamp Queen~, Rachel spent her youth parading around graveyards and camwhoring as a pseudo model on Myspace (now deleted).



With Rachel’s new found Youtube "fame" among the socially inept, 12 year olds, her ego and entitlement only became worse. She soon realized that she could obtain free products from companies instead of paying for them. The realization came when she eyed an overpriced package of press-on blood decals at a Halloween store. She ran home to email the company and shamelessly beg them to send her the decals for free, in exchange for a review. Rachel has been under the impression that she no longer has to pay for ANYTHING anymore and has expected companies to send her free products ever since. She has also made it obvious that she's not above reviewing shady companies to get what she wants.

About a month ago, Rachel ordered a new pair of UNIF Hellraisers to replace the pair she had worn out. When she received them, she started complaining about the terrible quality and uploaded a 15 minute rant video. The shoes she received were made out of an entirely different material and not only had the spikes started falling out, the shoe was also covered in dry glue. Rachel believed that UNIF had cut down on the quality, though still charging the same price, because they couldn't keep up with the demand. Several of her subscribers claimed that their Hellraisers had also fallen apart and that UNIF had blatantly ignored their complaints. She deleted the video an hour later after the company bribed her with a new pair and begged her to take it down. It was obvious that UNIF didn't want bad press from Rachel because of her large following. Being the sellout that she is, she uploaded a new video defending them.

Rachel had subtly hinted at wanting a pair of Black Milk leggings for months. She hauled a pair of knock-offs at Christmas and admitted that she would never pay full price for a real pair. In July, she uploaded a sponsored review from Black Milk, raving about how they were worth the money. Despite the fact that she claimed to have worn the leggings multiple times, the huge tag was still attached to them.



Unfortunately, the free products weren't enough to satisfy her greed and she began using her "Swamp Family" for profit. She purchased a PO BOX with the obvious intention of receiving presents. After seeing the massive amounts of gifts that her subscribers were willing to send her, she started manipulating them to send even more.



Rachel would drop several hints about certain items that she wanted in hopes that her Swamp Family would catch on and send them to her. And it worked. She obnoxiously tweeted a daily countdown, the entire week before her 27th birthday, attempting to milk extra gifts out of her worshipping cult followers.

With all of the love and admiration they show their Swamp Queen, you would expect Rachel to express her gratitude and be more than willing to give back to them. The reality is that her appreciation for her Swamp Family isn't even worth a 45 cent stamp and envelope to send them a thank you letter. Rachel only cares about the income that their views provide and the attention she gets from having a large following. Further proving how little she cares about them, she showed up half an hour late to her own meet up.



Rachel is an advocate and role model for other special snowflakes who also suffer from crippling anxiety. They find inspiration in Rachel having enough courage to leave her bedroom to film vlogs in Chick-Fil-A's parking lot. She is actively boycotting Forever 21 after the horrible prejudice she experienced while having an anxiety attack in the dressing room. Additionally, Meyer is also pursuing a lawsuit against the franchise for the trauma and embarrassment they have caused her. Sephora and Urban Outfitters are rumored to be included in these claims. Please pray for her as she tries to cope during this difficult time.

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Anonymous said...

Praise whoever wrote this because it is FABULOUS


We see u Rachel Meyer!!!

Anonymous said...

this page is for my shaved pussy

Anonymous said...

that was a very good post. congreats!

Anonymous said...

now THAT is a great post!! i cannot wait for the swamp rejects to come here with their retarded "you are kicked out of the swamp" chant!

brava!

Anonymous said...

also, i had no idea she baleeted her fucking myspace! how did that go down? did someone send it to her on twitter or was she caught lurking here?

Anonymous said...

http://i45.tinypic.com/2ezkbgo.jpg

http://i47.tinypic.com/mslyr9.jpg

I don't know if those will be of any use, but I get email notifications of when she uploads videos. Those two screen caps are of her deleted videos about UNIF.

Anonymous said...

i didn't even realize she had deleted her myspace. wow.

Anonymous said...

that first picture is GHASTLY! when will she figure out how to properly match her foundation to her body?

Anonymous said...

yeah, she hadn't been on that myspace in like years and now it's gone. bitch be lurking.

Anonymous said...

it says myspace is going through maintenance right now, but these were two of the profiles:

http://www.myspace.com/hippie_rach/
http://www.myspace.com/micahbunny

so we can double-check when it's back.

Anonymous said...

and wasn't "pr3tty_vacant" or "pr3ttyvacant" one as well, or no?

Anonymous said...

anyone watching the meteor shower tonight?

Anonymous said...

made another video for our qween kaikai

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVRiiFMOVc0&feature=channel&list=UL

Anonymous said...

lol at all the swamp morons defending their idol til the very end, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKqFfJ2lsPY


"FLAG FLAG FLAG!" reminds me so much of "THPAM IT! THPAM IT!" you can't hide from the truth RACHEL MEYER!

Anonymous said...

if "limecrimed" is here, you should TOTALLY delete all those idiots comments and keep all the ones calling rachel out, just to piss them off!

Anonymous said...

OMFG. who has the fucking time to draw a portrait of bunny. it doesn't even look like her! the portrait is waaaaaay hotter, bunny does not look anything like that. thumbs it down with me ladies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvyj3zPYiI

Anonymous said...

YSL Rouge Volupte’s
Jeffrey Campbell’s
tourette’s

you don't need commas in these

Anonymous said...

commas

Anonymous said...

Apostrophes* bb

Anonymous said...

you mean apostrophes?

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, didn't she do a video about those limecrime lipsticks and how awesome they were even though her subscribers told her they were a shady company??

Anonymous said...

oh ok w/e lol

Anonymous said...

nobody tweet it to her *just* yet. i just want to see if we can catch her lurking and she brings it up all on her own to her swamp freaks.

Anonymous said...

i love the picture of her too orange foundation

Anonymous said...

if the myspace is deleted then she's lurking. i think she's been lurking for awhile now.

Anonymous said...

Over the past couple of days I've been watching old Bunny vids cuz I don't watch her at all. The change is uncanny though. She can be very interesting and well-spoken and educated and she throws it all away for her annoying as fuck 'that's how we do it on the swamp' and 'yay-esss' and muppet mouth or whatever the fuck she calls it.
Her odd looks didn't really bother me in her old vids cuz she put effort into her hair and makeup and her odd sense of fashion but now it pains me to look upon her ugliness. So much potential thrown away.

Anonymous said...

oh god that 'yayus' kills me. i hate how often she overdoes the fake southern accent thing.

Anonymous said...

omg is that first picture serious? like was she serious or was the bitch trolling? she's worse than cityandtranny

Anonymous said...

^ she's got to have something off with her to WANT to look ugly as sin. she used to pass off kinda pretty in her old videos when she put effort in her looks. i don't even understand WHY she makes herself uglier and uglier each video! not only with the no-makeup, greasy hair look, but also with the facial contortions.

Anonymous said...

Grav3yardgirl
two new jeffrey campbell shoes from Solestruck that i am DYING to add to my collection! the bladz (tall studded boots) and the jett's (which make me think of jim morrison!) *love eyeballs*
8 minutes ago

she'll haul those by the end of next week. solestruck is so far up her ass.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjdE68Us5m0

lulz yes, it's from that video. i was just watching it.

Anonymous said...

rachel meyer needs to get over herself

grav3yardgirl
in other news i think my instagram is broken. or instagram hates me all of a sudden. i keep getting like 1,000 likes in 20 minutes and still never get on the ‘explore’ page anymore. what is earth. #firstworldproblemsoninstagram

Anonymous said...

hipsters are into trying to look as ugly as possible lately

Anonymous said...

grav3yardgirl
in other news i think my instagram is broken. or instagram hates me all of a sudden. i keep getting like 1,000 likes in 20 minutes and still never get on the ‘explore’ page anymore. what is earth. #firstworldproblemsoninstagram


OH GOD WHAT A TRAGEDY SOMEJUAN ALERT INSTAGRAM RIGHT AWAY!!!!!

Anonymous said...

does she not realize that most of the pics on the explore page have 3000+ likes on them? instagram had way more popular people than her on it now. she's irrelevant.

Anonymous said...

ikr the entire kardashian family is on instagram and other actual celebs are on there now. no one gives a shit about rachel marie meyer. she's so fucking delusional and thinks she's some A-list celeb.

I GET 1,000 LIKES IN 20 MINUTES I AM THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON ON INSTAGRAM WHY DO THEY HATE ME?! MY PICS NEVER MAKE IT TO THE POPULAR PAGE!

Anonymous said...

she is sf obnoxious. thank god for this post. i cant wait for the swamp fambly to come defend their swamp bitch queen.

Anonymous said...

this post was perfection .

Anonymous said...

I agree with 1:21. This post was perfect. Congreats!

Anonymous said...

lol i'm watching rachel's first betsey johnson haul and she says paying full price for a bj dress (~$500) is ridiculous. the bitch JUST tweeted about paying $500+ for jeffery campbell boots, plus another $200+ for another pair! what a hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

omg omg omg i can't wait for the swamp retards to rage! so many lulz are coming our way girls. get ready!!!

Anonymous said...

i know! i can't wait for the idiots to read this post!

Anonymous said...

lol @ you idiots getting excited over some ugly fat emos raging

Anonymous said...

i feel like all the beauty gurus have no idea how to act around real people. lol

we have woman child kai
tomagatchi anxiety teef rachel
lying/psychotic fat rachel
self important fat nat

and it just goes on and on. the just don't act like people i know in real life. it's just...weird. they all live in this fantasy world where they think bills don't exist and everything is free and handed to them.

Anonymous said...

1:28 ikr, they're probably too fucking stupid to even get what this blog is even about

Anonymous said...

grav3yardgirl thanks to @Bunnyfanpage @Swampfamily @SwampFamily33 for existing <3
15m

Anonymous said...

JadaGatchek ‏@JadaGatchek
@grav3yardgirl i ran across a really mean article about tht was posted in like dec 2011 & now im really pissed at who ever wrote it 😡

BUNNY MEYER ‏@grav3yardgirl
@JadaGatchek awww! don't worry about it! i know i don't!

JadaGatchek ‏@JadaGatchek
@grav3yardgirl okay . But it just gets me so upset when i see things like tht bc i love you 💜 & people are just mean . 😔

BUNNY MEYER ‏@grav3yardgirl
@JadaGatchek people are just ignorant & bored and i don't even know. haha. it's not like any of them know me personally so it's just stupid.

Anonymous said...

lulz is she talking about this post?

http://moarfailplzkthx.blogspot.ca/2011/12/grav3yardgirl.html

how did she ~run across~ it?

Anonymous said...

are those videos saved? she's going to start deleting things again.

Anonymous said...

bunny's ~manager~ probably has to constantly google grav3yardgirl to make sure everything is running smoothly and he probably came across it. lulz.

Anonymous said...

Kerry Daley it's not the fact she eats crap (I'm guilty of eating crap, lots of people are), I doubt it's that that bothers most people. it's the fact she's always saying she's gonna eat healthier then 2 hours later posts something like this.

And then Kai, you complain that people are getting on to you when you, YOU say you're on a health kick and then YOU post stuff like this.
How about not announcing that you're eating healthily? and how about not posting the crap you consume for everybody to see? and then you can stop making excuses and stop bitching to us (not necessarily here but in your youtube replies you have) when people ask what happened to your diet.

I'll say again, I don't care what you eat, but why do you feel the need to constantly contradict yourself and then complain when you get called out? You CAN keep things private, you know. Your life would be so much easier if you kept certain things to yourself.
God you frustrate me.

In response to her Oreo Frappe on Facebook.

Anonymous said...

Rachel Meyer You always say that you ~rarely~ have junk food when people call you out but you post things like this every other day. You "rarely" drink but you post photos of your alcohol multiple times a week. You "rarely" eat fast food but as soon as ur with Matt at the end of the week, you start tweeting and posting about it.
13 minutes ago · Like



lol @ Rachel Meyer

Rachel Meyer Ia with Kerry too. Stop boasting about how healthy ur trying to eat when u clearly aren't. You gain 20 pounds every time you go on a diet... Something is wrong there. The Swamp Family still accepts obese members tho =]
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Anonymous said...

DIVA!

Casey Couture @CaseyCouture604
Addicted to Glamour. pic.twitter.com/y240dALL

Anonymous said...

2:19 - no1curr

Anonymous said...

I want to suck meganheartsmakeups nipples softly

Anonymous said...

she's not even legal, kai.

Anonymous said...

Still got some perfect tits

Anonymous said...

her orange face is disgusting. she is literally more retarded than kai in that aspect.

kailyn would never turn into a skinned sweet potato face. even she is not that dumb!!

Anonymous said...

hey, lesbo. come eat my snatch.

Anonymous said...

5 minutes, I'm frantically rubbing my gash to Megan's bikini shots

Anonymous said...

ok lesbo. now think of aaron's sexy gramma's torpedo saggy tits.
now think of aaron's hairy fat man boobs.
now think about 2 of them smashing their boobs together while kissing and slobbering all over each other as aaron sneaks in his little chubby cock up his grandma's ancient cooch.

spoiled your sesh yet?

Anonymous said...

Now I'm imagining Megan pissing all over my cunt while I tickle her nips

Anonymous said...

Where are the bikini shots? Link plz

Anonymous said...

another lesbo? that makes 3

Anonymous said...

do you pretty lady's think this girl is fug or not? a guy on my fb is always liking her pics and i'm like whats the big fucking deal? shes so basic. http://www.facebook.com/castronaut

Anonymous said...

i think she's pretty. she kinda reminds me of that girl from big love and the donny darko sequel. davey something? idk.

Anonymous said...

Look in the wall photos on her Facebook fan page. The gusset of my panties turned instantly creamy

Anonymous said...

Megan, that is.

Anonymous said...

So, I just started watching her videos a week ago and she seemed like a decent person. Can someone give me the background on this girl as to why there's so much backlash against her? Is it just the product testing?

-Confused

Anonymous said...

i knew kai kai had a good heart!

http://imgur.com/ifJ0W

Anonymous said...

Rachel Meyers is so fucking ugly. That first picture wtf I rather look at fat nat's ugly tit.

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/0pZSC.gif

Anonymous said...

I love flicking my tongue upon ashy black nipples and pussies

Anonymous said...

why does this foreverkailynxo yt bitch keep linking her dumb picture videos with ads all over them? hmmmmmmmm? you're that poor?

Anonymous said...

Never watched this bitch before till now but she has one of those sassy/awkward Disney star or Nickelodeon star personalities. D'ya know what I mean? Like Miley Cyrus or something plus she's hideous.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzYLqdidYAY&feature=relmfu


Was Kai high in this video? She seems spaced out, miss this Kai <3

Anonymous said...

BUNNY MEYER ‏@grav3yardgirl
@JadaGatchek people are just ignorant & bored and i don't even know. haha. it's not like any of them know me personally so it's just stupid.



lol irl. OK THERE.

Anonymous said...

Ladies, I'm so booored at work. I have a 12 hour work day today. What are some blog/sites to go on? Dis blawg so dead sometimes.

Anonymous said...

http://www.foreverkailyn.com/

Anonymous said...

I would do Paul Ryan....not gonna vote for him though.

Anonymous said...

work lady, I always read dlisted for celeb gossip. dude that writes it in hilar

Anonymous said...

wake up pretty ladies! it's time to go to church!!!

Anonymous said...

fuck church. i'm going shopping. bai!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUO2Xndj3do&feature=channel&list=UL


HALLOW PRETTY PEOPLE

Anonymous said...

RIP skinny kai

Anonymous said...

it's so sad because in that video she was actually kind of pretty. not gorgeous, but by kai standards, pretty.

Anonymous said...

lol kai WAS drunk on blogtv. davit just linked this and said "OH SHIT HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE IS HAMMERED!" and obviously if anyone would recognize a wasted kai it would be davit! all kai and matt do is drink. her baby is so going to have FAS because she won't realize she's pregnant.

http://youtu.be/--IPmFICu-M

Anonymous said...

lol at davit leaving multiple comments on that video. why is he looking for kai videos though anyway? someone misses her....

Anonymous said...

I got a job offer to a job I was sure I wouldn't get and all I could think about was how keefs bitching about how he needs a good paying job. I was legit sf unprofessional.. responded to the interview email with a spelling mistake (it's a data entry job), then I showed up late cause I got lost, and totally bs'd my way through the interview with the department because I never have had a behavioral typa interview before. Happyeasterbai keef

Anonymous said...

kai was tipsy, and she looked ugly as fuck during that blogtv. she legit looked like a wasted 47 year old obese mom. the michael jackson look was out in full force too. i'm starting to think the demon makes kai look like MJ when it's taking over.

Anonymous said...

the fatter she gets the more FAS she looks. lol her features keep shrinking as her face grows

Anonymous said...

lololol davit come talk to the pretty blog ladies!

Anonymous said...

ForeverKailyn
What's the best way to get rid of a cystic acne pimple? I don't mean regular acne pimple, I mean one that's deep in the skin that hurts and is really big

Anonymous said...

she asks that EVERY SINGLE TIME she gets a big pimple, and how many times has she been to the dermatologist? and she STILL doesn't know?

Anonymous said...

I'd never heard of Kate and Cory before yall were talking about it earlier. Holy shit what a couple of psychos. I'm watching the videos where she got arrested. Holy shit, she's acting like she was raped or something.

Anonymous said...

kai's eyes in that blogtv freak me the fuck out. you can barely see any of the white part. it reminds of me wes borland from limp bizkit when he would wear those black contacts.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/petstarr/wes-borland-h632.jpg

Anonymous said...

what made davit all of a sudden want to watch kai vids? is it the anniversary of their breakup or something?

Anonymous said...

I don't get why wimmenz on GG hate Organized by Jen so much. She's a little neurotic, but not terrible.

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/1WZEPAZO-BM

If you want something good to listen to, you can see Kate sing "Ironic"... She's an ~amazing~ singer

Anonymous said...

they don't like her because she has money and is able to purchase whatever she wants with it. i watched the alejandra chick someone posted last night and her and jen are basically the same except alejandra has shorter vids. i don't know why gg prefers her over jen.

Anonymous said...

it's literally jealousy. i know everyone says that but with organizedlikejen it's true. it's about 10 people who post over and over in the jen thread always complaining about the same stuff, and most of them are fat poor housewives. makes sense they'd be jealous of a housewife with no kids and all the money and time in the world to do what she wants.

Anonymous said...

GG bitches are so jealous about anyone with money - Jen, Fleur, TiffLeno...anyone that can afford nice stuff, they hate. Basic bitches.

Anonymous said...

GG also has a problem with jen's husband spoiling her. and exactly like matt and kai some of them cream their panties over jen's husband and think he's too good for her and should be with girls like them. they are so fucking pathetic. remember when they legit thought matt was a cutie and half of them wanted him and said he was way too good for kai?

Anonymous said...

I don't know why he would miss her, she looks fuckin terrible in that video with her ape laugh... :|

Anonymous said...

I've known about Jen for about a year now and I don't give a shit I LOVE her and her videos. I watch that Alejandra chick too but she does strictly organizational videos. Jen is a vlogger and hauls stuff too.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmhm I actually like jen, and ive been catching myself watching her Vlogs every day

Anonymous said...

I'll freely admit I'm jealous as hell of her. I wouldn't want her neuroses and shopaholic tendencies, but not being able to worry about money would be hella nice.

Anonymous said...

lol those old GG bitches always get jealous of people's husbands. they're such catty bitter miserable cunts who rage on girls for no reason. 99% of the gurus they talk about aren't even lulzy. and the most lulzy bitch, kai, has the lamest thread because they just repeat things from here and make stupid 12 year olds jokes and can't even talk about 3/4 of the things kai does because it's against the rules. they all hate rich, successful, married, etc ladies because they're jealous losers. and it is NOT constructive criticism ffs.

Anonymous said...

lol the jen thread is typical GG.

WHERE IS SHE GETTING MONEY FOR ALL THOSE HAULS? SHE NEEDS A JOB! IT'S HER HUSBAND'S MONEY *NOT* HERS!

HOW CAN SHE EAT ALL THAT FOOD? WHY ISN'T SHE FAT!?

HER HUSBAND IS TOO GOOD FOR HER! I WOULD LOVE A MAN LIKE DON!

GO TO THE RAVE A GURU SECTION IF YOU LIKE HER THIS IS A *GOSSIP* SITE AND THE *TRASH* SECTION

WE'RE JUST OFFERING CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM! SHE PUTS HERSELF OUT THERE! ATTENTION WHORE!

I'M AN ACTUAL HOUSEWIFE AND MOMMY OF 5 KIDS THIS LADY IS NO HOUSEWIFE! I WORK AND SLAVE ALL DAY SHE DOES NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS SO THICK LOOK AT HER LEGS SHE IS *NOT* SKINNY!

Anonymous said...

i'm jealous is her, too. i wish i could just do as i wish and not have to think about the consequences. i think one of the reasons they're so jealous of her is because she's "young" and already has the lifestyle those 40 something housewives wish they could have.

Anonymous said...

she stays thin because she actually gets off her ass and does things. she goes for walks, does yoga, goes to the gym, doesn't sit her ass in front of the computer all day complaining about other people.

Anonymous said...

yeah, i like jen a lot. it's not like she has money and is constantly getting free shit or a commercial either (fowlers,rachel). she genuinely just wants to do youtube, and wants something to do. i don't think there is anything wrong with not working if you don't have to. i mean when you have that kind of money what is the point? she gets to do all the 'home' stuff which is nice, because it's so hard to get all your errands done and stuff with both working full time

Anonymous said...

there is NO constructive criticism on gg whatsoever. they're all bitching and complaining about things they don't have or can't do. it's sad really.

Anonymous said...

Jen isn't even partnered! That's what I don't understand. They hate and hate on her, but, like you said, she's not getting sponserships or free products sent to her. She purchases everything herself.

Anonymous said...

i'm jealous of her too lol i would love to live her life. but i'm not going to bash her over it. i actually like her, she seems sweet and nice. she definitely has some legit OCD going on, but oh well. it's not like she's living outside her means, scamming her viewers, living off her mommy, or faking illnesses like kalel and rachel. there is nothing to complain about with her except that yeah, she's a bit neurotic and excessive in her spending.

Anonymous said...

The people that rag on Fleur get to me. Like it's supposed to be her fault she was born into money?

Anonymous said...

i lahve jen :) at least she's doing something unlike our beloved kai.

Anonymous said...

"I had dinner plans and the person just called to cancel and instead of being disappointed my face was like grin.gif because i can site stalk just in case now."


that's sad as fuck.

Anonymous said...

who said that?

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/OPCSfCitpN/


"Packing my suitcase"

Someone asked "Where you goin girlllaaaaa" lmao

Anonymous said...

exactly! there is NO constructive criticism, NONE. it's just jealous 12 year olds wishing they were rich grown ladies, and 40 year old fat ass trailer trash like smellen bitching about what they wish they had. 90% of GG members always compare the gurus to them, always. it's literally all about what they wish they could do or what they wish they had.

and GG rages over jen having a maid. jen never does cleaning videos and GG is convinced she has a maid, and lbr she probably does. but her house is huge and she's always travelling and a maid is not some huge expense ffs. anyone can pay $100 a week or whatever to have some mexican come in once or twice a week.

Anonymous said...

rofl at kai having to mention she's going to hubby's BUT NOT TILL AFTER 6:30 AFTER CHURCH!

Anonymous said...

she packs like a toddler. that does not look like enough clothes to be away till wednesday. she just threw a few random things in there and calls it packing. forever5

Anonymous said...

lol oic, it's full of bathing suits and bras. keepin it classy gurl.

Anonymous said...

seriously where the fuck is she going? she threw like 4 bathing suits, some bras and underwear, and magazines in there....

Anonymous said...

The thing is though what the fuck are they going to do? Nothing cuz they're both losers with no friends. Kai just needs some pants and a few different tops. We know she doesn't bathe or change her crusty underwear without Mama there to do it for her anyways.

Anonymous said...

lol why does she even need magazines? she's not going on a plane ffs. she sees other gurus packing for trips and stuff and thinks she's a big independent lady going on a trip to aruba or something. and why are the magazines in her suitcase and not her purse? why does she even have a suit case? what happened to her duffle bag?

Anonymous said...

Does Kai even have pants??? She's bout a shit ton of skirts and tops but even during the winter I feel like she's always in laygins. She'll legit wear laygins with a short top too and pretend that her fupa isn't out full force. Someone should have invested in at least 1 nice pair of jeans.

Anonymous said...

kai LITERALLY acts exactly like a toddler. she is so fucking pathetic. no 22 year old woman acts like she does. she can't do anything right and every time she attempts something it's always the results as if a toddler did it.

Anonymous said...

kai is too fat for jeans now

Anonymous said...

guise, if there is a small earthquake near you don't fret, fat rachel is going on a 'run' lol. .

Anonymous said...

mama always lets kai pack her suitcase first, so she feels like a big girl. and then when kai runs off to diddle herself or eat, mama repacks it.

Anonymous said...

Kai can go to Torrid or Lane Bryant for jeans. She won't though. She'll continue to squeeze herself into the biggest laygins that Wet Seal makes.

Anonymous said...

lol waiting for the day when she goes to squeeze into her junior sized clothing and it rips. she'll probably yell at mama for shrinking them in the washer.

Anonymous said...

hai yootoob!! tho today i hava hauuuul *giggle exhale* i no i said that i was goin' on a no buy binge but my clothes... they aren't really fittin anymore like they shrunk in tha washer or somethin' weird *giggle exhale* tho i had to buy some new wans =]

Anonymous said...

hai yootoob =[ tho i duhleted my last hauuul cauth people were bein really mean and sayin my clothes dont fit anymore cauth i been gainin weight and thath not true *bitch face* my family been helpin me lose tha weight and its workin tho... oh nd people were sayin my new clothes looked too small well they do and im wearin them right now

*stands up to show outfit*

*puts hand on hip to cover gaping rip*

tho yeah. but thomethin weird ith goin on with tha walmart sizes cauth i bought these ina thize 18 but they arent really fittin i think they marked tha thizeth wrong or thumthin *giggle exhale* tho yeah bai yootoob!

Anonymous said...

no way kai is a XL...

Anonymous said...

jen is very flattered by the pretty lady that comes on mf every day dying to lick her pussy

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6-PrAd7By0

skip to around 17 minutes. jfc.

Anonymous said...

lol someone tweet Kai the link to the video with David's comments, she'll probably be all "I DONT CARE WHAT DAVIT SAYS, HE DID BAD STUFF TO ME MATT LOVES ME"

Anonymous said...

her dog has it's own bathroom... oh.

Anonymous said...

lmao! she keeps panning down to more and more nail polish! don't get me wrong, i laaav nail polish, but i can't imagine having that much to where one shade is soooo close to the next one.

Anonymous said...

ikr

Anonymous said...

grav3yardgirl
wait wait wait wait. let me find a johnny depp gif to appropriately express all the fucks i don’t give at this point.

I think you give some fucks there Rachel. Especially since you keep talking about it on Tumblr.

Anonymous said...

did someone link rachel mayer to this post? lol. links to tumblr posts pls???

Anonymous said...

what is she rambling about on tumblr?

"can you print only stamps? NO."


???

Anonymous said...

http://grav3yardgirl.com/

Anonymous said...

Why is she so popular? She's ugly as shit and her makeup is gross, she looks like something out of a cartoon.

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is rachel bitching about?

Anonymous said...

i'm sure that faggot casey ran to rachel trying to kiss her ass and tattled on us, giving a speech about how they're both victims of us mean ladies and how he should win her contest because of it.

Anonymous said...

if somejuan sent kai a torrid gc, do you think she'd actually use it for new clothes or just bitchface?

Anonymous said...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m866o8ooYO1rck018o4_250.gif

teef is sooo obnoxious. this makes me want to puke! she's so obsessed with johnny depp...like he would want anything to do with this embarrassing try hard.

Anonymous said...

jen has a blog for her dog? oic.

Anonymous said...

Jen is a lonely housewife, her dog is all she has while her husbint goes out and makes a large 6 figure. Dgaf how mf weird she is tbh

Anonymous said...

what does her husbint do for a living anyway?

Anonymous said...

he was a trader but now he works for his father at his software company. jen had him come on camera in one of the recent vlogs and explain his job situation. i think the vid is called "chat with don" or something.

Anonymous said...

It's sad that 2 years ago Kai was an average weight and somewhat decent looking. Maybe she should watch her old videos and look to that as "thinspiration".

Anonymous said...

I've been watching jen's videos all day today especially her vlogs. She's a lonely housewife but I like her videos.

Anonymous said...

I believe he works for the Chicago Board of Trade.

Anonymous said...

what did kai weigh 2 years ago? like 140?

Anonymous said...

LMFAO @ Davit's youtube.
he is commenting like heck on kai's vids, subscribed to mooren. haha da hale

http://www.youtube.com/user/AJewAndAFatty

Anonymous said...

NO. GO TO FUCKING COLLEGE!!!!


aaron zabriskie ‏@zabriskie16
should i record all of the hunter high football games this year

Anonymous said...

davit must be honoring their one year splitiversary. i mean yeh its cause for celebration.

Anonymous said...

I wanna get frisky with Aaron Zabriskie.

8--------->({})

Anonymous said...

so get your shit straight son before i bust your face -AJewAndAFatty

Who would win, pretty ladies? Between Madd and Davit?

Anonymous said...

Kailyn ‏@ForeverKailynx

@Emma_Lou soon were waiting for this new apartment to be ready

how many apartments has she lied about now? 8, 9?

Anonymous said...

look at this sheep

https://twitter.com/#!/grav3yardgirl/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FDfNrSDMB

Anonymous said...

you know bunny is gonna say she likes it but inside shes probably having an anxiety attack because people are stealing her "originality"

Anonymous said...

lol ikr. if everyone starts copying her she won't be a yoneek nugoff hipster swamp queen!!

Anonymous said...

Kai, shut up! There is no apartment, you and Madd will never move in together unless he moves in with you and Mama.

Anonymous said...

looks like davit and all his friends got drunk last night and ended the night with laughing at that weird retarded girl davit used to date

Anonymous said...

Kailyn ‏@ForeverKailynx
I cant wait for church at 630 :)

she is so fucking annoying, just stop. we know you don't give a shit about being a good person or thanking god for anything. this act is so annoying.

Anonymous said...

davits probably back on drugs. he always rages on kai/leaks shit when hes high

Anonymous said...

this. he's either drunk or on drugs. or both.

if he's still drunk or high, we should invite him to do another tc. if he's willing to publicly rage at kai and madd in yt comments, he might finally be ready to spill more secrets =]

Anonymous said...

"Who would win, pretty ladies? Between Madd and Davit?"

madd. davit's like 5'4" or something and madd's 6'-ish, according to kai. he also has those anger issues and wouldn't hesitate to try and beat someone up. the retard tried to beat up a car and lost, remember? davit's rage is only seen online, in comments, etc. i know he said he did karate or some shit, but... he's fat, sooo.

Anonymous said...

Is he still fat? I thought he lost a lot of weight.

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/OPn_DXCtoz/

Is it sad that she looks better in her church get ups than her everyday clothing?

Anonymous said...

someone posted a comment saying "we'll miss you jen <3 rip" on glittershit's real facebook account.

Anonymous said...

wow. kai actually looks good in that church pic.

Anonymous said...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mob2gtL91qz4cuyo1_500.png

Sound familiar Miss Amy Gray?

Anonymous said...

lulz at the massive herpe on her lip

Anonymous said...

omgggg jenna olli did NOT die :'(

Anonymous said...

um WHAT

Anonymous said...

didn't amy say she let a homeless person sleep in her a partment?
idk. i mean lady wouldn't do this.

Anonymous said...

Wow, that is the best Kai has looked in a long time, if you ignore the giant herpes sore.

Anonymous said...

omg what is it with everyone dying lately??
first sawa now jennii?!!

Anonymous said...

the fuck sawa died?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

fuck off fail troll.

Anonymous said...

https://www.facebook.com/#!/thomas.olli


someone message jenna's husbint and ask if shes dead or not plz

Anonymous said...

the fuck sawa died?!?!?!


yes :(

Anonymous said...

did they really die?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

I'm betting she overdosed.

Anonymous said...

proof or GTFO

Anonymous said...

Well I knew Sawa died but didn't know about Jenni. ;(

Anonymous said...

HOW DO YOU KNOW SAWA DIED?

Anonymous said...

who was Sawa again?

Anonymous said...

Who is Sawa???

Anonymous said...

ikr what is sawa

Anonymous said...

Ehhhh gentle herpes is still obese. Dress up a whale and it's still a whale.

Anonymous said...

Lmao. Wtf@ glitterwhore's husband....

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