Maureen has been unusually quiet lately. While most of us had hoped that she was finally getting her life together, it turns out that she was recently arrested for a DUI. We all know how horrible she is at driving when she's sober. Maryland drivers rejoice - she will most likely lose her license/permit. Her court hearing is on January 17th, the day before her birthday.
Maureen has been raging hard because the blog found out about her ~shameful~ secret. She's always quick to brag about her accomplishments (IE: Breathing, not dying, breaking coupon machines at Walmart) to one-up Kailyn. Naturally, she can't stand when we point out things that make her look bad.
Looks like Momo isn't the only one getting into trouble. David was recently in the hospital for liver failure due to his excessive amount of drinking and partying. Guess breaking up with Kailyn took a bigger toll on him than we thought.
Of course, no Bowie socialite can resist milking tragedies for attention. David had a meltdown on the blog and threw a Kai tantrum for no reason.
In other news, Kailyn has also been MIA. It appears that her controlling husbint Matt has taken away all access to the internet while she's visiting. She's resorted to hoarding iPhone games and eating her feelings while Matt is at work. Prayer circles and deep thoughts for Kailyn as she tries to cope during this difficult time. #pray4kai #freekailyn
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Kailyn Kardashian has been quietly dieting and working on her physique during her absence. She plans to reveal her new body and transformation when she returns to the internet.