Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Bowie Socialites have feelings too!

The blog has been speculating for awhile that Kai hasn't seen Matt in several weeks. Looks like our suspicions were right according to the pity vlog she recently uploaded.



Kailyn claims that she's been "depressed" and crying for a week straight because she misses her MIA husbint. His reason for being away? The flu - or so he says.

She goes on to say that she plans on moving into his parents house because she can't stand being away from him for long periods of time. It's safe to assume that his parents are completely unaware of these plans and that Kailyn is inviting herself into their home uninvited. Imagine the potential lulz that would ensue if such a disaster were to actually happen. I give it a month before Matts parents grow tired of feeding and cleaning up after her as she sits in his bedroom all day and continues to be useless. Let's be real though, there's no way that Kai is going to give up her comfortable life at home.

So, did Kailyns pity vlog warm your cold, black hearts or is this just classic Kai? IMO, all of her first world problems are self-inflicted and can be easily fixed if she just gets off of her wide ass. There's no reason that she can't get a job or be independent if people with severe disabilities can do it. Hello, Mooren? Enough said.

My prediction is that she'll be back to being an uppity cunt by tomorrow night after her need for sympathy and attention is filled.

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Anonymous said...

fuck yes, first post

Anonymous said...

too fucking lazy to make a post?

Anonymous said...

Stupid retards running this blog. What the fuck took so long? Useless whores.

Anonymous said...

80% of the PLs already converted to GG. Sahrry! =]

Anonymous said...

fucking finally. like that was soooo hard?

Anonymous said...

ffs.

Anonymous said...

Ugh PLs my beyonce got taco bell for dinner, it all looks so fucking gross and smells disgusting and made me wonder why kai isn't a fan and hasn't instagrammed her potato burrito yum yum! is it too ~ethnic for her~? or are taco bells rare in retardland/maryland?

Anonymous said...

thank you rugget!!! ur da bestest :)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, no way can Kai handle a burrito or taco for that matter....unless it's a pink taco!!!

Anonymous said...

kai grew a second puthy in the time it took a mod to make a post with two words? thank you mod

Anonymous said...

some of you need to get off the blog for awhile. you were acting like kai died because you couldn't comment ffs

Anonymous said...

how the fuck do i get a cannabis plant

Anonymous said...

go to a grow house

Anonymous said...

seriously. would you rather it have taken a few days without comments for a legit new post? go the fuck outside for once you whiney heifers.

Anonymous said...

you grow it?

Rugget Warehouse said...

You're welcome to those who are thankful, fuck you to those who are still bitching. College/job hunting>blog, sorry I'm not sorry.

Anonymous said...

i cant go to gg mommy dont make me

Anonymous said...

"some of you need to get off the blog for awhile. you were acting like kai died because you couldn't comment ffs"

this. these losers have to wait for a few hours and they freak out their precious blog is ruined. are you loser jobless cunts on here all day?

Anonymous said...

there are old posts we can comment on. it's not like the world is ending when the newest post maxes out. FYI go to the last post that you can comment on if you're really that upset.

Anonymous said...

and you were here immediately posting on the new post....

Anonymous said...

it was probably casey and smellen. they were freaking the fuck out and having heart attacks because the post maxxed out. make it less obvious that you live on this blog and never leave.

Anonymous said...

how? like where the fuck do i get seeds from? Googling this shit isn't cutting it.

Anonymous said...

yes jobless and homeless ffs you guessed right

Anonymous said...

rugget is the one that always come through lbr

Anonymous said...

ikr it's always casey and smellen bitching at the mods, so who do you think was bitching even harder and demanding a new post?

Anonymous said...

i i love you like a love song baby

Anonymous said...

"rugget is the one that always come through lbr"

no, rugget. no.

Anonymous said...

does kai even shop at rugget warehouse anymore ? lulzz

Anonymous said...

ruggets put like 2 posts up on the whole blog and they're just comment posts

Anonymous said...

http://cdn.sourcefednews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/rihanna-moty-1.jpg

noooo rihanna. you're looking like momo with that hair.

Anonymous said...

what is this rat warehouse kai is shopping at

Anonymous said...

lmao dead riri is looking like momo

Anonymous said...

riri was obv inspired by mooren. =]

Anonymous said...

rugged warehouse. google it.

Anonymous said...

only the fat fuck pinkiecharm tells ppl to google it

Anonymous said...

rugged warehouse sounds like a discount hunting camping joint

Anonymous said...

unless they sell plus sized clothing, nope. but she'll probably do a RW haul now that it was mentioned.

Anonymous said...

is it like a marshall's or kohl's?

Anonymous said...

rugget warehouse is in rehoboth and kai doesn't go there anymore.

Anonymous said...

ya. its like a burlington typa storee

Anonymous said...

did kai ever sell those ugly purses?

Anonymous said...

on their site, it says they're in bowie on annapolis road.

Anonymous said...

its where burlingtons clearance goes to die

Anonymous said...

ugh. i hate burlington. that's where all the niggers in town shop.

Anonymous said...

smellen probably bought them with that expired make up

Anonymous said...

so what's the deal with kimi? like...i know her face is fucked up from a cleft palette...but is she on disability like kai? and why is she such a douchebag?

i used to skim her old gg thread..but i'm really curious about the juicy deets.

Anonymous said...

her and the ~black noona~ are probably both on welfare tbh. she's still greasy and lazy.

Anonymous said...

ok here is the thing...im drinking woith my gf...we have never done anal..i want to try it and i whant her to try it...i mean...like literally i whant her to stick something up me..and i want to stick it to her..but i dont know how to start the convo about it..help?

Anonymous said...

slip something in her drink, xmunchage.

Anonymous said...

Sow the blawg to your gf done convo started

Anonymous said...

get out you filthy dyke.

Anonymous said...

Can't stop watching ASMR videos

Anonymous said...

i live in no where upstate ny...dont know were to find stuff like that...any tips? i know she is into domination but idk how she would react to that...i mean my bigest fear is that shit would come out out of both of our asses

Anonymous said...

that asmr video posted the other night made my whole body tingle. that's the first time it's ever happened. i was always wondering what people were talking about when they said it happened. totally awesome.

Anonymous said...

slip something in her drink, xmunchage

DEAD

Anonymous said...

ahs.what so first theres aliens, posession, the devil, anne frank and now ed gein?? WHATS GOING ON

Anonymous said...

which one made you tingle? link

Anonymous said...

shit is bound to get on your toy/fingers every once in a while. that's kinda what happens when you stick something up your butt. if you have a sex shop around, go with her and pick out a good toy. start with something small and tapered tho. it's a lot easier and less painful.

Anonymous said...

where do you fall, pretty ladies? be honest:


http://i.imgur.com/blBfi.jpg

Anonymous said...

get an enema bag do that first or go to a cert colonhydrotherapist

Anonymous said...

which was the one posted the other night? I've NEVER had the tingle but I lahv them anyway. I feel like I'm missing out.

Anonymous said...

all good movies ended when the last harry potter movie opened just shit in movies now

Anonymous said...

i don't get the tingle sensation from the videos. :\ it has to be irl for some reason. when i watch people do things like write, cook, draw, etc it happens instantly.

Anonymous said...

im gonna go for it...i will post a link w/ pics if it works out. thx pls
p.s we like making home videos 2 XD

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/kM64L4pv4GA

i think it was this one.

Anonymous said...

uh no one wants to see that, dyke

Anonymous said...

In all honesty I think I fall under a 6-7 judging from the description although I think some of the pictures don't belong

Anonymous said...

go with god azzfck

Anonymous said...

ooo thanks! I've been watching calmingescapes asmr videos lately

Anonymous said...

yeah the pictures are off. 7.

Anonymous said...

yea, i was going to say something about the 7s. the only one moderately attractive to me is the 5th one.

Anonymous said...

sledgehammer whamo whack a mole

Anonymous said...

69

Anonymous said...

Does anyone else think that Lorraine has completely lost her mind??!!! The fuck is her obsession with the clothes her baby will be wearing? She legit talks about it like that's the only thing that matters - 'oh, I'm not gonna get sick of looking at this/it's classic'. Ummm, Lorraine, I guarantee you that when I see a cute baby, all I see is the baby. I don't notice the flowers, trucks or bunnies on their clothes. She legit doesn't realize that this baby will cry and shit and piss and keep her up at night. Fuck what clothes he's wearing! That's not what's important you stupid dumb bitch!

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN0BAQhu_jA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

loooolololol

Anonymous said...

lulz what dates has she even been on? no one would even try anything on her 300 pound ass. she'd overpower them.

Anonymous said...

i'm watching catfish and this girl is retarded as fuck. this guy is supposedly a socialite model in LA, writes for chelsea lately, makes a lot of money and is thuper gorgeous. and all three of sisters ~died in a car crash. like what even? no one would believe that shit.

Anonymous said...

where is kimi from?

Anonymous said...

georgia

Anonymous said...

oh oh oh oh oh oh tell me why do you lie behind a half hearted smile kai

Anonymous said...

after watching catfish all i could think about is how sad it was that madd didn't turn out to be a girl. and wasn't a hick farm heir.

Anonymous said...

wasn't that uptight brittani bitch from gg into asmr videos and had a super secret channel where she did her own?

Anonymous said...

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_

I favorited a @YouTube video http://youtu.be/bzaZs7F57Co?a sammy kershaw , queen of my double wide trailer

Anonymous said...

queen of my double wide trailer


omg

Anonymous said...

kimmi is disgusting, I know she has a hair lip but that doesn't even begin to factor into her repulsiveness

Anonymous said...

lol I meant hare

Anonymous said...

http://i.imgur.com/blBfi.jpg

i'm a 6.5, i guess. some of those chicks are way overrated.

Anonymous said...

OMG I listened to that song mooren favorited and now it's stuck in my head. Aargh!!

Anonymous said...

why does a northern nigger like cuntry. sf embarrassing

Anonymous said...

kimi lied through that entire video. she tries to elaborate too much & always proves how badly she sucks at lying.

also. i'm embarrassed as all fuck for her arms. yuck.

Anonymous said...

lorraine is going to get so fed up with her bb after 2 days when she realizes there's more to it then just dressing him up just watch.

Anonymous said...

mooren can you do this song please?

http://youtu.be/TzWOa8loCDI

Anonymous said...

omg it ended up being a fat lady lulz. whattttt.

Anonymous said...

So hot girls automatically have excellent hygiene??? What? I'm assuming guys put up that rating system. Well sorry to burst your bubble but I've used the bathroom after a 'hot' girl and I've never smelled a more revolting unwashed ass smell in my life!

Anonymous said...

i had to look up these ASMR videos you were talking about. I had that tingly feeling once and didnt know what it was. but it was when I was about 12 and playing neopets and I was chatting with someone of the boards and they randomly send me a paint brush that I was saving for. i got all tingly and felt loved ahaha

Anonymous said...

i get a tingly feeling like that sometimes too. it always feels so weird, but quite enjoyable. haven't felt it in a while tho :(

Anonymous said...

i get that feeling watching tanya or the pixiwoos doing other peoples makeup it relaxes me because theyre gentle

Anonymous said...

i get it when watching lisa eldridge when she's doing a demonstration on a model.

Anonymous said...

11.44 that's so cute and 11.49 you're being sarcastic....right?

Anonymous said...

Lisa deserves so many more subs than all of the talentless twats, especially the pixiwoo cult family

Anonymous said...

omfg im sitting here watching gentlewhispering and LOVING it but feeling like such a creep. she said there are people who watch QVC so they can watch and listen to people handle the jewelry

Anonymous said...

i like sam and nick. their family is annoying tho

Anonymous said...

lmao i start to feel like a creep if i watch those videos too, but mostly if i read the comments lol

Anonymous said...

i just diddled to a gentle whispering video, that's what they're are for, right?

Anonymous said...

tanya is the most annoying one in that family.... and she's not even really a part of it. why don't they tell her to fuck off?

Anonymous said...

asmr ladies, does your vision like zone out when you feel it? i can't explain it. sometimes i stare off into space without realizing it and my vision blurrs. it's weird =[

Anonymous said...

kai tried to kill herself last night

Anonymous said...

i get that feeling when i let my niece play with my hair. shes 5 and so gentle.

Anonymous said...

12:03 #2 ASMR is STRICTLY non sexual you prev

Anonymous said...

omg I watched the asmr video a pl linked the other night too and I put on my headphones and it was like a ~surround sound~ typa video and I felt the tingles. It wasn't on my scalp or head but across my shoulders and all the way down my back. Thank you pl who linked it! It was so relaxing!

Anonymous said...

Benji is gonna lose his hair. Give it 2 years and the front part of his hair will be gone. Btw, nice shot of Judy breastfeeding the baby dick.

Anonymous said...

one of the pixiwoos has a grating voice and talks with the corner of her mouth. yuk.

Anonymous said...

lol i remember when everyjuan praised the shit out of pixiwoo back in the day. they were everyjuans favorite.

Anonymous said...

wtf is kai doing tonight.

Anonymous said...

did you see benji in his underwear in the newest vlog? straight up grey breifs with legs spead wide. ugh. he's such a pig.

Anonymous said...

Whats wrong with going on a first date at the movies? Usually its friday or the weekend when the movies are packed and there are tons of people around.

Anonymous said...

Whats wrong with going on a first date at the movies? Usually its friday or the weekend when the movies are packed and there are tons of people around.

Anonymous said...

nothing? i prefer the movies over dinner. cause you have to sit there and ask questions and it feels like a job interview.

i hate first dates so much. that's why i always end up dating my friends. lol. i don't like to date, i'd rather be hanging out and it just turns into something more.

Anonymous said...

ugh i hate benji he gives me the creeps

Anonymous said...

omg pl's. i'm dogsitting a horribly behaved, untrained Pomeranian. he's chewing everything & terrorizing my kitten. wtf do i do?

Anonymous said...

Benji is an asshole. Judy it's ok for Juliana to cry sometimes, you don't have to RUN to comfort her all the time. Just let her cry it out sometimes. There's tension between them and who does what with the baby and it's funny cuz they're both stay at home. Try having a hubby who is out of the house 40hrs a week. See how much help you get then Judy.

Anonymous said...

can i just say how i'm raging at kai's video. bitch, you do just sit on your ass all day. MW probably drives kai around once or twice a week. she is just on her ass the rest of the time, stuck in her house.

Anonymous said...

my biggest problem with benji is he makes everything such a big deal. he fights with judy with everything and he's just a prick and tries to make her seem like a bad mom or something.

Anonymous said...

i hate how ESL he is. he's such an asshole but sounds even more retarded because he's ESL. i just want to punch him in the ESL face sf hard.

Anonymous said...

I haven't watched them recently but all he does is shop at the grocery store and he is ESL. he think hes such hot shit too.

Anonymous said...

that's what pisses me off about him. he can hardly speak english and looks fresh off the board from mainland china but thinks he's such hot shit.

Anonymous said...

I agree he sounds ESL but I guess he isn't??? He made a comment about how he was learning Japanese for Juliana. I think he only knows basic stuff. Does he speak another language?
Why does he have to exaggerate everything??? Judy isn't a bad person but she's just getting very little sleep so lay off.

Anonymous said...

judy tried asking him to schedule times he'd workout so she could get a break and he bitched and was like 'no, i'm not going to schedule time'. like the hell dude.

Anonymous said...

english is definitely not his first language

Anonymous said...

he doesn't seem interested in the baby at all. kind of sad.

Anonymous said...

no. to me he just mocks the baby.

Anonymous said...

is judy japanese? what is benji?

Anonymous said...

Yeah he said he wasn't going to change his schedule. Bitch, you hardly work from home! Judy is making all the money. Bow down and kiss her ass!

Anonymous said...

Judy isn't a bad person but she's just getting very little sleep so lay off.

nobody has a problem with judy. its her esl basic husband.

Anonymous said...

1238-that comment was directed at Benji not at the pretty ladies. He's an asshole.

Anonymous said...

bitchfacing so hard at my dvr box for not recording the last two episodes of OUAT.

Anonymous said...

sahhry bella. but yea benji def takes advantage of judy because shes so nice and caring.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad so many pretty ladies liked the ASMR video I linked last night :)

Just make sure you don't watch them too often. You can actually lose the tingle sensation if you over expose yourself to it.

Anonymous said...

for not recording what now?

Anonymous said...

http://wwwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QmKlSdni78

DA FUQQQ???

Anonymous said...

what a beautiful japanese lady!

Anonymous said...

Judy is philipino and benji is half white, half Japanese. He's lived in America his whole life. I think English is the only language he knows too. He's just straight retarded when it comes to speech.

Anonymous said...

watching judy with the bb makes me think of lorraine. no wayy in hell will lorraine be that attentive to the the babies needs.

Anonymous said...

ugh kai speak *the

Anonymous said...

i also space out when im listening to asmr videos, pl. if im on concentrating on something i dont get the tingles. and i loveeee when people play with my hair! tho fun

Anonymous said...

i love when people play with my hair too. i used to make my ex straighten my hair lol. i loved the feeling it gave me and he didn't mind doing my hair for work while i was studying. lol.

Anonymous said...

omg you're a lucky lady 118!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RfvhzLmfn4

I made this last night. So ridiculously good.

Anonymous said...

i am so expecting, from all the asmr talk, for kai to jump on the bandwagon and start to speak softly in her videos. in all honestly though, i used to get tingles watching her old kaikhaod videos because she was speaking so softly. granted, she was probably on drugs at the time. now she just fucking yells in her videos.

Anonymous said...

what does kale taste like

Anonymous said...

i get that "feeling" when i get a haircut, when someone scratches my back or just lightly glides over it. omg it is EUPHORIC. i love it. it's like a euphoric chill that you get. i have amazing orgasms but i LOVE that feeling even more.

Anonymous said...

like bitter spinach, kai. you'd hate it.

Anonymous said...

kale tastes like ass tbh. i only use it in omelets and to make kale chips.

Anonymous said...

I wish Kai would bring down the volume of her voice too. There's no need to yell. She was much more relaxing as Kaikhaod. Now I have to turn the volume down or mute it real quick then adjust after "Halllloooowwww AvveryyyJuannn".

Anonymous said...

its really hard for me to get turned on in a physically which I think is probably why I lahve asmr because at least I can feel something. That sounds so sad lol

Anonymous said...

OMG. wait..what! it's called ASMR, the tingles....whattt! how come i am just coming to find out???? i loathe massages but looove getting my back scratched!

Anonymous said...

i used to have AMAZING long last time orgasms :( i cant have a proper nut anymore.

Anonymous said...

Where is our Kween today? She was putting up like 3 videos a day the past week lol

Anonymous said...

i like spinach

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHOnAgrHgqw

I always get tingles from this video. The way the girl explains everything just sends chills from my head to my shoulders, idek.

Anonymous said...

Shut up, Kailyn Marie Wilcher. You're too picky to like spinach.

Anonymous said...

you only like thpinach when it's drenched in half a bottle of ranch.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4u-nls3nDg


Lita. Queen of ASMR .. for me anyway lol.

Anonymous said...

i only get tingles when someone physically touches me. this is kinda gross but my dog licks the bottom of my feet sometimes and i get tingles. feels so good!

Anonymous said...

Kween Kai is slept off a hangover, watched tv, dvds and youtube videos all day. Mama brought her 5 meals and 15 snacks throughout the day. No contact with her husbint or the outside world was made.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx5MgIxhvsI&feature=plcp

DEAD FUCKING DEAD

Anonymous said...

oh my word. lita could give me a massage any day.

Anonymous said...

OMG. Kai girl, you need some anti depressants, not a daily fix of madds 2 inch peen.

Anonymous said...

I cut myself and give blood into my Goddess Kai;s mouth. May she gain energy and rosy colors on cheeks of the northern and bottom hemispheres.

Anonymous said...

Casey Couture‏@CaseyCouture604
Just took a Valium with tea. Feeling great.

Anonymous said...

kai is sf pathetic.

Anonymous said...

SADNESS KLOG!!!!

Kailyn Marie‏@ForeverKailynx
Vlog: Sadness: http://youtu.be/qx5MgIxhvsI via @youtube


Kailyn Marie‏@ForeverKailynx

Vlog: Sadness: http://youtu.be/qx5MgIxhvsI via @youtube

Anonymous said...

she feels like she has depression? fuck off, kai. you have the easiest life in the world.

Anonymous said...

I hate seeing Kai cry..

Anonymous said...

has she even talked to his parents about this? i really doubt that they want to take care of her fat ass 24/7. kai can't cook or clean, she won't help out or contribute anything. they aren't going to want to take care of a woman child. it's like she's just inviting herself over there.

Anonymous said...

someone save that video, she'll delete it soon.

Anonymous said...

Damn it Kai.... dont cry :(.
He's your husband. Move in with him if his parents let you. Get a job or part time college classes. You'll meet people and make friends with those your age. Winter depression may be affecting you too.

Anonymous said...

moving in with madd would be the worst possible decision kai could ever make. cant wait to see it!!

Anonymous said...

tho deprethed! seriously kai, stfu!
pls have been calling it lately with her lashing out at everyone because she realizes how pathetic her life is and how fucking sad it is to see her husbint once a month =]

Anonymous said...

She's depressed because she seriously has nothing going for her. No job, no school, no friends. DO SOMETHING ffs. No shit you're depressed when you sit in your bedroom all day and do nothing. It's not a normal way to live. I don't feel bad for her though because she did it to herself.

Anonymous said...

maybe your period is coming.


dont go crazy, Kai! Friday is coming up!

Anonymous said...

people actually feel bad for her? pity vlog is a success.

Anonymous said...

moving in with matt's family would destroy whats left of their marriage. the last thing they need is his parents overhearing and meddling in their business.

Anonymous said...

bawww i'm thuper lonely because i'm too lazy to get off of my ass and do something with my life

Anonymous said...

"we will have apartment"
OK JUST FUCKING STOP! STOP IT!

Anonymous said...

Mooen is looking to buy a house. You could all 3 pitch in and live together as sister wives and husband. =]

Anonymous said...

do it, kai! move into his tiny bedroom! i want some new lulz from your failmarriage! do i sense another troll christmas coming?

Anonymous said...

i want a reality show with all of the booie socialites living together.

Anonymous said...

If she thinks a week and half is bad... try having madd join the military. You wont see him for a year or more!

Anonymous said...

she'll regret it after a few weeks. please, kai isn't going to leave her comfortable bedroom and house with mama babying her to live in maddys cramped POOR bedroom in the cuntry.

Anonymous said...

omfg. lulziest pity vlog yet.

'i have depression and anxiety'
and lol at madd having to work TWO jobs while kai works none.

Anonymous said...

moving in with maddy = no more videos

Anonymous said...

I would fucking buy that house for the Bowie Reality Show. Kai, Madd, Mooren, Keef, Davit & Robin!

Anonymous said...

yeah, madd would make her gtfo the internet. :\

Anonymous said...

pretty sure the blog was discussing anxiety a few days ago. now kai suddenly has it?

Anonymous said...

Madd would def put an end to youtube. :(

Anonymous said...

kai can't even spell anxiety. let alone know what it is.

Anonymous said...

lol, shes sad because shes taking everything the blog says to heart

Anonymous said...

Kai is probably pregnant for real this time. I have a hormone, dummy. =]

Anonymous said...

She hasn't been properly fucking in a week and a half! Thats why she's crying her eyes out!

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