This entire post is dedicated to David Mitchell Benner.
pretty ladies love you davit!!!
Love you Davit!! <3
sorry if this sounds retarded, but do people (generally)recover if they've been in a coma for 7 days?
this post is dedicated to hoping kai dies and life being put back into davit.
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they can recover, but the brain gets more fucked up the longer you're in a coma for.
they can, the longer it goes the less likely though. but there's been ~miracles~ where people are in a coma for several months and wake up just fine.
kai posted ANOTHER pic, she's on her 3rd snack. and fatty is def lurking because she's changing her captions up, no "yummy" for every photo.
she's trying to take the attention off davit, not happening bbwhale
I'm praying for your recovery Davit! God bless you!
LMFAOyumreally goodso good at least she's trying?
moar fucking foodForeverKailynSo good :) http://instagram.com/p/S3jCG7itjA/
kai eating some gross asian instant noodles for lunch. kai, that is a glimpse into what life will be like when you move in with matt. you'll be sitting around all day eating processed junk.
davit's not going to miraculously get better though. he needs a liver transplant, and there's no way they'll give one to someone who's been in rehab three times.
Lol. Of course it's fucking ramen noodles.
lol @ kai sitting in madds room and eating junk food all day while he's at work. he even keeps a pile of snacks in his room so she never has to leave it.
"Does Kai feel upset, feel nothing, or even feel happy? She did make a video slandering him for the whole world to see for adsense pennies, so maybe she is heartless."i really do think kai is a psychopath. she truly doesn't care about others or have any emotions. the only times she's ever showed "emotion" was after scandals, and it was only ever faked sadness and remorse. she only cared that she was caught and couldn't cam for dimes, etc. foreverdemon.also, stahp eating snacks, foreverfat.
i'm dying that kai invites herself to the hughes estate and talks about moving in, but she's a fucking aspie and locks herself in matt's room when matt isn't home so she doesn't have to interact with matt's family.
ForeverKailynx 2 hours agoYum http://instagr.am/p/S3W5EqCtpW/ForeverKailynx 1 hour agoReally good http://instagr.am/p/S3b7Ygits4/ForeverKailynx 25 minutes agoSo good :) http://instagr.am/p/S3jCG7itjA/JFC, is she TRYING to be 300 pounds?
kai is so bored she's eating, but even worse she's so bored she's taking pics of everything even though she knows it'll make her look obese. and you KNOW she ate way more than she showed.
"instant lunch"? it's almost 4! is this her second lunch?! and especially after all those snacks she had earlier. jfc, kai. "my family is helping me out this time!" yeah, helping you get more fat by buying you shit food. 300lbs. by new years, bai!
kai will literally be 300 pounds by her 23rd birthday. keep it up you fat pig! we love loling at you getting fatter and fatter.
kai eats like a hobbit.
Lol at Kai drinking soy milk.
she's been eating for 2 HOURS STRAIGHT! oh my fucking god, i can't. her mouth is a black hole.
http://i.imgur.com/ujGR4.pngthat's not even counting the other 10 snacks she'll eat on top of breffast, lunch and dinner.
how much sodium is in that, mfp lady?
600 calories worth of *snacking* in the past 2 hours. without a doubt, at least 250 by new years. 300 by her birthday =]
lbr, Kai has to know about Davits condition. She has fb contacts that I'm sure have sent her a message. She is carrying on with life as if she doesn't know because she doesn't give a rats ass. She reads this fucking blog so she knows. But I'm sure she's known about it since last week.
some ppl work for a living and some ppl twerk for a living.
sodium is 1,380 :|
LMAO holy shit. forever bloated
so he's in a coma because he lost too much blood or what? maybe they have him sedated or something? i'm kind of confused how internal bleeding = coma.
i twerk for a living ;)
lol she can't even use the ~everyjuan goes off on their diets on the weekend~ excuse BECAUSE IT'S WEDNESDAY.
seriously, why would you even brag about eating cup of noodles...especially when you're trying to convince people you're on a diet...she is so fucking vapid, i swear. she probably has no idea that those things are horrendous for you. she probably doesn't even know what sodium is, lets be real.
It's probably a medically induced coma.
stfu twerk for a living lady AKA smellen. you think you're sooo fucking clever. go spray febreeze all over your disgusting trailer and don't forget to spray that nasty snatch of yours.
who the hecks eats those shitty instant noodles for fun ? I know those things are more like a alternative for busy college/school kids who are to busy studying for exams and what not and can't be bothered to cook. Kai is sitting locked up in madds room and acting like shes eating gourmet soup.
yogurt and soy milk is healthy!pretzels are healthy yum yumnoodles are healthy too dummies!kai seriously thinks she's eating healthy. she only takes photos of food when she thinks it;s healthy and will make her look like a skinny socialite on a diet. she literally has FAS.
i use summer's eve. don't worry!
im sitting here laughing my ass off at the picture of smellens trailer. I'm redoing the floors in my house and i had that exact same janky linoleum installed temporarily for 3 months until my wood floors are in an installed. but shes sitting there living with that piece of shit flooring. beyond poor.
I can just see her in his bedroom shoving food in her mouth while she lays on his bed diddling herself to Netflix.
Hepatic coma is the loss of consciousness that results due to metabolic alterations associated with liver failure. When the liver fails to function normally, some byproducts of metabolism accumulate in the blood and may reach levels toxic to the brain. Hepatic coma represents the final stage (stage IV or grade IV) of a progressive brain dysfunction (encephalopathy) secondary to the accumulation of substances toxic to the brain.
omg *an the demon is taking over me.
i think internal bleeding is something that can happen with liver failure? idk, i'm just going off of some of the sites i'm reading. and then the coma was medically induced =\
eww she probably fingers herself without washing her hands, and has cheeto dust and salt and chocolate stains covering her fingers *vomits*
Madd loves her salty Cheeto chocolate vag.
and when she's done fingering herself she reaches into the bag and grabs more pretzels. extra yummy with pussy juice coating them!
oops, wait. i forgot to add the pretzels to that.http://i.imgur.com/cEU9t.png1 serving = 5 chips. i estimated 3 servings tbh.
you know she ate the entire bag in one sitting
OMG 1000 calories?!!1 and you KNOW she didn't stop at the 5 cracker service size!SERIOUSLY KAI, STAHP!
sodium = 1,800
lmaooo MEALS WERE NEVER MY PROBLEM! MY FAMILY IS HELPIN ME THIS TIME!*eats 1000 calories in snacks in 2 hours*
What's her total sodium intake for the day so far?
I give it an hour before she tweets a photo of a banana or baby carrots.
1,800 in sodium just for what she's posted. and we know she isn't posting photos of EVERYTHING she's eating.
it's not even like she had a huge fruit salad or something. processed salty shit worth 1,000 calories. she will never lose weight and will be 700 pounds in a few years.
ahem don't forgot the soda. I'm sure shes had 5 cans by now.
it's only 4:00pm. kai will be awake for another 13 hours at least. plus what did she eat before all that, and what didn't she show? we saw oreos and chips and shit in matt's room in that pic in the last post. she must eat 5,000 calories a day, at least.
this is *exactly* why she needed to stick with mfp (and not lie about what she was eating). if she could see she was eating 1000+ cals in a couple hours (with shit nutrition to boot), she may have been able to put the snacks away after consuming a fraction of that. but NOPE! stay fat and uppity, kai, we're enjoying your failures =]
Her "snacks" are almost my entire calorie intake for the day... I eat 1,300.
What time do all the GG ppl show up here?
kai's in for a rude awakening if she ever actually moves out with madd. they'll be an hour and 15 minutes away for mama wilcher, her connection with the outside world. does she realize that she's going to be cooped up all alone in the apartment when he's at work (and he'll have to be working A LOT in order to pay for that apartment plus bills on his own)? and that she'll have no way to run errands or even escape for a little bit (i'm assuming they'll be in bumfuck nowhere with no bus system)? yeah she'll be living with him, but if she thinks she's depressed now, just wait until she's completely cut off from any social interaction but madd.there is really no way madd is going to be okay with doing everything. he's going to have to work all day, go home and pick up kai, and then go grocery shopping, to appointments, whatever. and then go home and cook, while she sits on her ass. i will be really surprised if they make it two years after moving in together.
kai has FAS and is too stupid to understand nutrition and portions, so it's hopeless, even with MFP. she is literally too stupid to lose weight.
that's why she stopped using MFP though. she didn't like that it showed her how much she was eating. she tried to make herelf feel better by making the portions random, tiny numbers like 0.059399292292.
What are you fucking losers doing? Counting Kailyn Wilcher's sodium and calories. Meanwhile, you continue to troll and eat 5 times worse than your idol because no one can call you out on it. Well, I am calling you out on it you fat fucking losers!
same, i'm supposed to eat around 1,200 calories a day and even that's hard to do sometimes! and i'm 5'2" like kai! how in the fuck? i can't even imagine eating my daily calories in ONE SITTING!
lol 0.000000293743 grams of shredded cheese, aka like 3 tiny slivers. #neverforget
smellen is back
I thought it was Aidsey.
poor bb can't pretend that she's working out either since she's at madds. bitch is gonna be huge by christmas.
smellen never leaves lbr
looks like casey's back to suck kai's clit.
smellen fuck offhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb9ys2gpTV1r7hhezo1_1280.jpgrich peoplehttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qqgrwPH41r7hhezo1_1280.jpgrich people househttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb0zyp2jXM1r7hhezo1_1280.jpgrich people high chairshttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matgtzUUMx1r7hhezo1_1280.jpgrich people kitchen and grocerieshttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manw8mSMIx1r7hhezo1_1280.jpgrich people foodhttp://sh1tst41n.tumblr.com/post/28992182233rich people clotheshttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pkv4TeAZ1r7hhezo1_1280.jpgrich people food againhttp://instagr.am/p/Pht4qJF8KJ/media/?size=lrich people hairhttp://instagr.am/p/PcgM6pF8Iz/media/?size=lrich people couchhttp://instagr.am/p/PFY6GLl8Lf/media/?size=lrich people dishwasherand just a reminder, febreeze is the smell of rich people
i had a luna bar for breakfast and two clementines for a snack, sahhry.
I hope she continues to eat ramen so she will bloat up even more. Hello Kitty blimp
I hope she continues to eat ramen so she will bloat up even more. Hello Kitty blimpOk you are obviously a 350 pounder. You want Kai to get as fat as you, but it's not going to happen.
No Aidsey, sahrry. Go watch Telefrancais.
caseys mad that he's getting fat again
Take a seat and think about how condescending you are.
kai has already out grown 99% of her clothes. now what? ps. kai. the only things that grow as rapidly as you are babies.
no moar hallow kiddy sweaters from f21 =[ poor kai
bbgurl is going to learn about madd's swimmers
i got a sample of lady gagas perfume. doesn't it have semen and blood in it?
KAI, INSTEAD OF EATING ALL DAY, WHY DONT YOU GO LOOK FOR A JOB. YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIVING IN THAT AREA, SO IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO JOB HUNT!
or here is an idea. what if kai WALKED a portion of her day alone. madd has enough land. skinny4summer.
Are you crazy?? She could be attacked, raped, mauled by a wild animal, fall into a well, die of hypothermia, get lost, starve, dehydrate or be the victim of the wild foxes!!!!
Has kai ever gone to the store by herself ? lulz
PRETTY LADIES HALP I WAS JUST READING THE BLOG AND I ALMOST CHOCKED ON A POTATO CHIP AND I THINK ITS STILL THERE I CAN FEEL IT AM I GONNA DIE?WTF SHOULD I DO IM PANICKING! HELP MEEE PLEASE
Lol. No. She only shits & pisses by herself. Or so we hope.
eat a piece of bread, my mom always told me bread helped whatever was stuck go down. drink lots of water!
choke and die, ellen kuper.
Did Kai watch the Victoria's Secret Show last night? I bet she looks at the Angels and thinks "I look just like that!" =]
only dirty vietnamese people use the cbox
tbh I would be laughing if it were kai or madd in a coma. but poor davit. kai did this to him. fetched the clear bitch and let him drink it.
the mods need to remove the cbox. only ESL people and fail troll use is.
I lahhvee the blog! Wee Woo Waaa!
what the fuck just happened to the youtube layout
and then people like lucyann think that it's serious and what our site is based around when literally notahatergator posted once in the c-box.
lol ikr, and matt thought the cbox is where everyone comments.
you say that now 4:47 #2BUT i think if Kai was in a coma, everyone here would be like "SHIT". especially if it was because of a suicide or something. i always wonder if kai kills herself or ends up in a really bad place because of the blog, its gonna be in our conscience. her blood will be on our hands.
FAS sodium rich blood all over our pretty petite hands.
FAS sodium rich blood all over our pretty petite hands.lmao irl
kai will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever try to kill herself (on purpose)
davit can't die yet though he said he can remake quasar to be even better now!
she should tho.
nope. kai is a bitch with no redeeming qualities. if she died, we'd only be sad because it would mean no more lulz. people are legit sad about davit because he's likeable.
I want a tattoo that says "Your light shines like a quasar". It'd be better than madd's shitty KMWh tat.
If Kai did harm herself over this blog. I can see mama running to the bayonet and telling them about the blog & how it tried to kill her dotter. Then CNN, entertainment tonight, Good morning America & a slew of other shows would be quoting from the hate blog.
i'm surprised kai and mama haven't gone to the media about us tbh. imagine how much attention kai could get! she could be on oprah!!!
I would love to hear them quoting us tbh. "Nignogs"
^ yup, and then its orange jumpsuits for all of us.
people have woken up in comas that they have been in for 20 years. look it up! i read one story where a man woke up and everything was differrent..color tv, computer, cellphones. tho weird!
I hope we get invited on Maury, oprah & ET and have to read our own quotes! :)
LOL if davit dies I will get a quasar too
*quasar tattoo, sahrry
There are rare events or "miracles" where people wake up from a coma, but most of the time, it gets worse anyway. I work at a rehab center for people with brain injuries. I'm in charge of interacting with the patients we have, and taking their vitals. We have this patient who just came in 3 weeks ago. She is 18 and was walking home from school when a drunk driver hit her. The driver was on his 3rd DUI btw. She was in a coma in the hospital for weeks, and is not basically a vegetable. We keep her hydrated, and we feed her through a hole in her stomach. Because she still shows some brain activity, we try to give her a good quality of life and talk to her, touch her, move her, etc. I often move my hand to see if she will follow it, and I also grab her hand over mine and we draw together. I know she might not make sense of what she is doing, but it would be unfair to just leave her like that.
and is basically *stupid phone
elle vlogging while out, and you can clearly tell it's a man, you hear his voice at the yogurt place. poor ingrid, does she know elle is ~experiencing~ men on the side?http://youtu.be/KjHwPHNzYsw
Why the fuck are we talking smellen? OUR BOWIE SOCIALITE IS DYING.
lulz i'm picturing a news story about the mean ladies of moarfail. dramatic shots of mama wilcher scrolling through the comments, artistic shots of kai sitting in her room looking upset, backlit fatties with their faces blurred out reading quotes from the blog...
yes you trashy bitch, get a job, or at least take care of your little retard and stop spending 24/7 on the blog.
Turn on your TV's pretty ladies~"This is Katie Couric, and tonight, we will be talking about cyber bullying, and the consequences it brings. Our story leads us into the safe and peaceful town of Bowie Maryland where the Wilchers live..."*camera shows outside of kai's home*Lisa Wilcher: "My daughter has always been a sweet, kind, and loving little girl. I think she's perfect and I don't know why someone would bully her"Katie Couric: "When did Kailyn begin to experience bullying?"Lisa Wilcher: Well Kailyn is a professional online blogger, fashionista, and makeup artist. Ever since she was little, she loved to dress up and try my hairstyles. The hate mostly began a little after she started doing makeup videos. Some people laughed at her, and left rude comments, but it spiraled out of control!"Katie Couric: Did Kailyn ever do anything to start this?Lisa Wilcher: No. My daughter is such a sweet girl and she would never harm anyone. She was even bullied at school, and I was afraid that it would keep haunting her. So with the bullying, and sniper shootings, I pulled my sweet daughter out of school. She completed high school through a prestigious school called The Learning Community of Bowie, MD.Katie Couric: What would Kai say to you when the bullying was taking place?Lisa Wilcher: She would cry herself to sleep and she just had a hard time understanding why this was happening. Kailyn has always been liked and popular, so this was really hard on her. I tried to solve the problem by buying her things, taking her to shopping malls, just to distract her.Katie Couric: Kailyn, please tell us how you feel about this issue, and what do you want to say to the youth of America?Kailyn Wilcher: I just wanna thay that meals were never my problem. People be saying I am fat and I will be 300 by Chrithmath, but that is tho not true. Also, people be saying I am a fail guru, and I know I'm not da best but I try and makeup and beauty are my passion =] Also, people be saying that my marriage is a sham, but I love Madd and we gonna get an apartmint! *giggle exhale*Katie Couric: Umm.. ok. Well Kailyn, what steps have you and your mom taken to resolve this issue?Kailyn Wilcher: My mom changed my phone number so the haterz can't call me. Also my husbint Madd really supports me, and doesn't let me go online (which I don't always like *giggle exhale*). But I continue to do Youtube videos even tho lately I've been feeling depreth. Katie Couric: Well Kailyn, you are a really brave girl for admitting all this, being so strong through so many years of bullying.Kailyn Wilcher: Aww, thank you! So sweet :) Please subscribe to my channels and like my FB page!
smellen is sf mad the blog is worried about davit, so she's fail trolling overtime.
omg michelle phan went blonde. ngl she looks amazzzzzzing.
wut? the blonde looks horrible on her.
blonde asians look so stupid
the fuck she's hideous. she's trying sf hard to be white
Is she doing a Taylor Swift tutorial? Lulz.
the unshooped version of her new hairhttp://instagram.com/p/S2gvtngGBU/it looks terrible, sahhry.
Obvious wig is obvious.
I thought it was a wig. Oh.Her head is shaped like a balloon.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/2626_60986317881_2623334_n.jpgI still prefer this look, even though its way back when she first started Youtube. I don't know, she seemed so fresh back then, and cute. Now it's like WTF.
Would you rather Kai's potato head or Michelle's balloon face?
do you guys thinnk its true that we all look better/natural with our natural hair color(s)? i know some people say that but others disagree. my bf's mum is a natural brunette, but she's dyed her hair blonde since she was 17. i've seen pics of her before she dyed her hair, and she looked great and im curious as to how she looks like with light brown hair. i've always stuck to my natural color because i think it works best but who knows im not shoooore :[
michelle, no question. at least hers is shaped like a human head.
it depends, imo. i know people who look better with the color they've dyed it because the color they chose was flattering and LOOKED natural. they dyed their brows and everything too. and michelle looks beat with blonde hair. fix that shit gurl.
Not really. Sometimes nature gets it wrong. Winona Ryder is a natural Boone, so is Emma Stone & Sophia Vergara. All look better w dark hair.
Lol Boone is supposed to be BLONDE!!! Stupid iPad!
i think people look best with whatever hair color they had as a kid. i was blonde when i was little and my hair got a lot darker as i aged. i look a lot better when i lighten my hair.
emma stone looks fugly no matter what color her hair is, sahhry.
you know what i hate? when asian girls bleach their hair. it turns that hideous orange color... vom.
6:24 is a jealous fatty lesbo.
I'm having a bagel Kai style!
yeah, i must be a jealous fatty if i don't find this creepy cartoon creature attractive. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/EmmaStoneSept09.jpg/220px-EmmaStoneSept09.jpghttp://content6.flixster.com/rtactor/42/16/42164_pro.jpg
Calm down jealous fatty. Get some Cheetos and call your therapist. You're having a breakdown. It'll be ok. She never did anything to you. Your projecting your anger and disappointment in yourself onto her.
beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder. i've had people tell me they think angelina jolie and other classically beautiful people are ugly... and not just from women, from men too. i find emma pretty and so do many others but we can't all have the same tastes, i suppose.
phanny is wearing a wigemma stone is aight (guys love her)now back to davit
i think marion cotillard is by far one of the most beautiful women ive seen. tho jealous of french ladies
what did smellen say that she deleted up there?
Any new fb updates on our beloved Davit?
If you're using the naked palette what's the best eyeliner color to compliment green eyes?
purples always tend to make green eyes pop.
go for a warm or purpley brown typa color.
what did smellen say that she deleted up there?that you're an ugly weirdo
a lot of ladies are fug to me. they're so bland behind the eyes.
brown. no gaudy colors
any davit updates, fb ladies?
yes, they said if he does not wake up by tomorrow night they are going to pull the plug..
Davit i hope you get stronger everyday. You have a good chance with Erin now.
gg is sf stupid.How can I find david benner blog?He doesn't have one. It's on MoarFail which is a blog that bashes gurus, but mainly Kailyn. It says that Davit has been in a coma for the past week now :( I seriously hope he gets better.
who the fuck is erin?
"who the fuck is erin?"GO BACK TO GG CUNT!!!
i am not from gg you fucking cunt. is it erin that red head lesbo fcuked? wtf is she dead?
"model erin" is a skinny bowie socialite that davit was friends with. we started shipping them to make kai rage.
damn. poor davit. I hope he doesn't die #pray4davit
ok thx pl. did red head erin and kai will smush puthys???
who's redhead erin? is that the darkie who looks like an as told by ginger character?
Kai knows about Davits condition.
yes it's ginger. she also was a guru
i'm a natural blonde but thuper pale so i dyed my hair dark brown and it looks much better also is elle retarded? why does she not grasp basic concepts like an advent calendar? "omg ive never heard of one be4 lol do we hav them in amurica?????"
wow weird. idk what an advent calandar is but i just went onto newgrounds.com and there on the front page is a advent calandar game or something. weird
Kai knows about Davits condition.ok kai
oh okay, that's model erin. i don't think she and kai smushed.
kai doesn't know about capitalization or punctuation. she probably can't even pronounce those 2 words.
Did Erin just get done fucking the guy in the sleeping bag on the couch? Don't think she & Kai ever met.
nononono. you girls are getting confused.the erin i am asking if kai smushed puthys with is the one where kai and her got into a fight, they copied each other's hairstyles, erin had a youtube channel and was a guru.
that's robin stupid
and no kai did not dyke out with robin
erin and davit aren't friends anymore. they had a falling out awhile back.and no, that was robin, pretty lady!
fresh off the runway fresh fresh fresh off the runway!i see ya boy! yalalalalalaloo!
Anyjuan know Davit's address or a way I can get in contact with his parents? I want to donate them at least $600 because I'm feeling generous, it's the Holidays, and I'm sure they're gonna have a shitload of medical bills soon. Please and thank you =]
no give to kai her paypal is email@example.com or send to her po box
1. fuck off casey.2. even if you weren't trolling, davit's mom would just spend the money on crack.3. fuck off casey.
sent it to kai, shell pass on your donation
emma stone is gorgeous, idgaf.
emma stone is way too skinny now. i usually never care about celebs look thuper skinny but she looks so frail and sick :( maybe it's her complexion against the platnium hair too :(
i think erin and davit had a thing going on when they were on that trip. or at least he wanted something to happen.
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