Friday, March 15, 2013

Lorraine Stanick Pussy

So Lorraine and her petite gentle faggot husband, Brian, are expecting their baby in a few weeks. The baby is due in the beginning of April.


A lot of people think she'll be a fail mother. All she talks about is baby clothes and dressing her baby boy up. Brian and Lorraine don't seem to realize how much work a baby is. She's already hoarded all sorts of designer baby items and crammed it in their tiny one bedroom condo.

She's also been talking a lot about her hospital bag and what to pack. She thinks she'll have time to do her makeup and get glammed up for photos. Such a whackadoodle loon!

Let's all pray the poor baby doesn't inherit her hooded eyes, puffy face, or big nose--or Brian's obesity. He used to be overweight, he said on blogtv he lost 60 pounds. That same blogtv Lorraine also claimed to be 27. I don't think she's lying, but girlfriend looks like she's pushing 40. No expensive beauty product is saving her.

[Sorry GuruGossip, no 'Lorraine Stanick shaving her pussy' pics here. Keep googling!]


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Anonymous said...

still cackling at GG looking for lorraine stanick pussy pics. filthy lesbos.

Anonymous said...

win.

Anonymous said...

Lol I was not expecting to see PGF (petite gentle faggot).

Lilkaikaiz said...

BTW Casey stopped googling himself multiple times a day after it was exposed on the blog lol.

Anonymous said...

what a fail post. no one cares.

Anonymous said...

what were you expecting a post on? kai?

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=sPUtWgWxydM

Anonymous said...

Idk why people think Lorraine is gonna be a bad mom. She's superficial she's obv gonna talk about cute baby clothes, plus what else is she supposed to talk about in vlogs?

She mentioned going to those newborn classes at the hospital, I think it's nice that she's preparing herself.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvQrpK6slDs

that guys hair...

Anonymous said...

what color does kalul use for her aqua hair?

Anonymous said...

is ben trans or androgynous?

Anonymous said...

probably something like manic panic's atomic turquoise.

Anonymous said...

i'm pretty sure it is manic panic, she mentioned it in a vlog awhile ago.

Anonymous said...

What color nailpolish should I buy for a cherry red dress, PL? I don't want red or a classic french manicure. Specific names of colors, pretty ladies?

Anonymous said...

[Refrain 1]
2 trailer park momos go round the outside
round the outside, round the outside
[Repeat Refrain 1]

[Refrain 2]
Guess whos back, back again
Kailyn's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back
Guess who's back...

Anonymous said...

lmfao lorraine stanick pussy

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PHwOcY7a6Y

id kill a bitch if they spit on my hand like that

Anonymous said...

what color are your shoes and accessories? a rose gold like essies penny talk would look nice.

Anonymous said...

there's a new lanaindiana video. she is sf depressing now. she's trying to move on at least, but she's sf clueless and has to learn how to do so much on her own without her husband.

Anonymous said...

NO NEW POST EVER AGAIN LADIES! DA BLAWG IS DEAD, THIS IS ONLY AN ILLUSION! lol at gaysey crying furious tears of impotent rage rn.

Anonymous said...

willam lost it and isn't funny anymore and the beatdown is old already.

Anonymous said...

this post reminds me of UC tbh :')

Anonymous said...

this beatdown was hilarious though because they don't give a fuck anymore and made it extremely sexual. the 12 year olds watching it were probably shocked and appalled.

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/fEr0jXrp9nA

can the stylish not though? no one cares about gloria shuri nava

Anonymous said...

those wing girls weren't funny. they're were kinda embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

i'm watching episode 12 now and cackling, especially at the part with the old lady. sahrry but i think the beatdown just gets funnier.

Anonymous said...

willam is teaching all the guru 12 year old fans gay and tranny slang.

Anonymous said...

any baking ladys left on the blog? plz share your favorite cake recipe??

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bggeVd402vU

her nose creeps me the hell out. idk why

Anonymous said...

the fuck is wrong with her nose?

Anonymous said...

you cp'ed a link, watched part of a video, and posted a reply within a minute of the original post? try to make your replies to yourself less obvious next time bb.

Anonymous said...

that actually wasnt me lol. i was scrolling up previous comments trying to see what they were talking about and thinking it was ironic they were talking about noses

Anonymous said...

sit down fail detective. i was 1:00 #2. yes, as soon as i saw her deformed nose i commented.

Anonymous said...

Have any PLs dating an attorney? Im currently ~seeing~ one but theyre like professional liars ;| so I feel like I have to tread lightly

Anonymous said...

CAKE RECIPES NOW FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dated ...or are dating

Anonymous said...

http://www.temptalia.com/illamasqua-freckle-nail-varnish-review-photos-swatches

thoughts on these freckle polishes? I like the one in scarce. Is this a new thing for her to show her wedding rings in every nail polish swatch?

Anonymous said...

can you return shit to sephora just because it's ugly? i bought this illamasqua lipstick and it's horrible.

Anonymous said...

you can indeed

Anonymous said...

much better this time, you have learned well.

Anonymous said...

11:09 she is taking a page out of sweet kailyn's book.

Anonymous said...

scarce and the other freckled ones are pretty!

Anonymous said...

maureen is working hard to get camgirl robbie to marry her

https://twitter.com/wrestlerx_

Anonymous said...

omfg whats wrong with her. im gagging

Anonymous said...

so much second hand embarrassment ffs.

Anonymous said...

so she gave the polish a 10/10 because other polishes by that brand have worn well IN THE PAST? ffs, every nail polish brands i have ever worn varies in quality/longevity depending on the color, wtf is she on? girl can't even paint her nails properly, i love the professional vibe given off by the chunk of bare nail on her pinky.

Anonymous said...

@RobbieWathen
If any ? Jusy ask i aswed anythung

~marriage material~

Anonymous said...

did robbie suffer brain damage? he write in pure caveman speak, worse than kai. or was he always that retarded?

Anonymous said...

omg he has a neck tattoo. go on and marry that, maureen! clearly the better choice over torres. get that white man and have you a white baby!

Anonymous said...

christine's rings aren't anything special either, sf plain. just like kai and has to show it off all the time now.

Anonymous said...

maureen is on youtube writing comments. she'll come lurking around here soon.

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_
What is patomuZic? Doesn't he mean muSic? (@YouTube http://youtu.be/ZSBq8geuJk0?a )

Anonymous said...

boy's brain is deprived of blood rn, times are tough. maureen will provide an easy piece of ass and he will go back to ignoring her, like every other man in her life. tough break momo, don't get your hopes up.

Anonymous said...

she's still being an uppity aspie smart ass i see.

Anonymous said...

MAUREEN LEWIS, YOU ARE A RACIST!

Anonymous said...

this momo robbie situation is providing profound lulz for me rn

Anonymous said...

@WrestlerX_ @RobbieWathen I can't wait until we get to meet:)

‏@WrestlerX_ @RobbieWathen it looks like you were talking to other girls on here lol it's ok

ape cackling rn. she's already jealous and they just started talking again jfc.

Anonymous said...

why does she always comment stuff like that? its never funny or witty. its embarrassing

Anonymous said...

how are those two retards suppose to communicate clearly?

Anonymous said...

what the fuck are you doing, maureen? he's illiterate, lives with his parents and he got in trouble for stalking cam girls. you're sf desperate and it's sad.

Anonymous said...

of course momo follows casey on twitter.

Anonymous said...

i love how mooren called kai a whore but she's the one that throws herself at random guys from the internet.

Anonymous said...

maureen follows every single person ever mentioned on this blog even one time.

Anonymous said...

where's ellen kuper? maureen is following aaron.

Anonymous said...

i thought maureen went to bed an hour ago?

Anonymous said...

Best hashtag to read

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23youtuberproblems&src=hash

Anonymous said...

Jenna and Jess ‏@beautytwins124
now, the only social media we ever go on is for youtube...people at our school probably think we died. #youtuberproblems #beautyguruprobs

Anonymous said...

who are 99% of those people?

Anonymous said...

how did gloria get so fat? she wasnt a fat baby/child. HOW DID SHE GET SO FUCKING FAT???????

Anonymous said...

maureen has been following aaron for a long time now....when we said they should hook up...which they really should now that i think about it. she loves fat rere white guys and he is desperate to kiss a girl. mooren just needs to be on a cheerleading outfit and say she is in hs

Anonymous said...

go to bed, momo

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_
This video makes no sense AT ALL! What the hell does eating candy have to do with skipping (@YouTube http://youtu.be/3OiCYNDNV9k?a )

Anonymous said...

http://poshmark.com/closet/kaylalashae

she's trying to sell used shit for full price and most of it was sent to her for free. this uppity bitch.

Anonymous said...

wtf is that retard doing? she only takes off $5-10. the skin bleach melted her brain.

Anonymous said...

there's comments calling her out lol

Anonymous said...

she is sf stupid and greedy

Anonymous said...

GO TO BED MAUREEN LEWIS!

Real Wrestler X Page ‏@WrestlerX_
No wonder her boyfriend died (@YouTube http://youtu.be/XemtXy7aAWA?a )

Anonymous said...

No tags?

Anonymous said...

How is someone so bad at english...

@WrestlerX_ if there I be lay bed with u hold u tell u fall sleep then I fall sleep

Anonymous said...

it's like an e. e. cummings poem

if there i be
lay bed with you
hold you
tell you


fall, sleep


then i

fall






sleep

Anonymous said...

I put myself on a dating site and actually tried to take it seriously but I bitchface at everyone. Any remotely attractive guy either had his head up his ass, awkward as fuck, and most of them are sf cocky! Like excuse you did you forget where you were? Then again that's probably why they're there...

Anonymous said...

that is some fucked up caveman speak. not even kai is that retarded. i hope you marry him, maureen!

Anonymous said...

That's deep, bro.

Anonymous said...

that's not even close to english, how esl is he?

Anonymous said...

Why am I still up :(

Anonymous said...

shes not even taking anything off some of those prices. da fuck

Anonymous said...

jfc i just watched that gabeandjesss girl's ~weddin~ video, sf ghetto

Anonymous said...

3 essie nail polishes for $25? wut? you can get 3 brand new ones of colors you picked out for $24!

Anonymous said...

My sister just put a smidge under half a stick of butter on 2 slices of bread. It looked like fat rachel or kai style

Anonymous said...

Can I return something to sephora without a receipt??

Anonymous said...

i think you can but they'll only let you do an exchange.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvDLWlxxcak&t=01m56s


NOPE

Anonymous said...

Jesss reminds me of Stoya lololol

Anonymous said...

yeah, you can return it for credit. i just returned a lipstick that i bought last night and they didn't even ask if i was used, so.

btw are all illamasqua lipsticks dry and shitty? i bought obey and it was the worst lipstick i've ever used in my life. worse than drugstore brands. i exchanged it for a NARS lipstick.

Anonymous said...

Most girls... we aren't like most girls.

Anonymous said...

where are all the pretty ladies

Anonymous said...

Drench is the only good Illamasqua lipstick I've used. I tried Fable, Over and Sangers and they all sucked.

Anonymous said...

i can't pull off lipstick :( the outline of my lips is really weird and it always looks like i am drawing outside of my bottom lip even tho i'm not.

Anonymous said...

PLs what positions make you cum? i ALWAYS cum when i'm on top, but i can never get off when i'm fucked from behind even tho i lahve it. it's such a shame

Anonymous said...

87daysbefore
so i decided to tell my mom about seeing an actual therapist and using our health insurance for it and i got just exactly the response i expected and now my entire family isn’t speaking to me because i am seeking help for myself for problems they had a huge part in causing tbh but that apparently “don’t exist” and this is wasting money.

money > my wellbeing

so once again, i am shown that my family

1. is extremely ignorant
2. unsupportive as per usual
3. only concerned about vapid shit

87daysbefore
I’ve been saying this for years, and after this it’s becoming more and more clear that once I graduate college I will most likely not have any ties with my family.

I honestly thought our relationship had improved upon moving out, but I think it just made it less tense because I didn’t have to see them all the time.

If anything the lesser important issues have vanished, but bigger issues are becoming more apparent and I honestly don’t want these people in my life more than ever.

87daysbefore
I’m okay though because I knew going in that they would respond like that. I have the support from Chris and a handful of very close friends who are all not ignorant on the subject or who have had similar experiences. I also have Chris’ wonderful family in my life as well.

If anything it’s just frustrating because I shouldn’t have to be dealing with this from my own family, but it is very typical of them so



but she'll love them again when another gift giving holiday comes up.

Anonymous said...

reallyfatrachel types just like mooren.

Anonymous said...

lol ikr if it said Wrestler_X instead of 87daysbefore i'd believe it was maureen.

Anonymous said...

a few weeks ago i returned a half used foundation that i didnt even buy at sephora to sephora for store credit =)

Anonymous said...

lovely.. lavender whip CBV haul!

http://youtu.be/SmANKUp5tQg

Anonymous said...

damn, how long is she going to need braces? I thought having them for 2 years was hell on urf lol

Anonymous said...

heather is such a sweet lady and i feel bad for her, but she's a bit of a rere and probably has FAS or something. it probably contributes to her hyper-sex drive and poor choices, like fucking her cousins.

Anonymous said...

shes so awkward in her interactions. She reminds me of this girl I met in class once. I had shown up early to finish hw because I knew the room was empty and she was there.

I was like oh hi and this bitch goes UGH IM HAVING THE WORST DAY! so I was like...ok, sorry 2 hear that. That she says, "Yeah, I've been bleeding for 7 months. I had a miscarriage last fall and I'm still upset about it. It reminds me of when my rat died. I got this tattoo of my rats name *pulls up sleeve*"

After that she kept on asking for rides home and one day she invited me into her apartment and I went in simply to report back to my friends lol. She gave me a zebra cake and tried to give me a lap dance.

That's what I imagine hanging out with LLW or Kai would be like lmao

Anonymous said...

This is her!

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404377_10151271520015316_1173868409_n.jpg

Her name is ~LaChanna~

Anonymous said...

yes, rachel, your friends and family have caused your mental illness. you couldn't possibly be the problem when everyone around you sucks. they're paying for your health insurance and for you to go to school ffs. how long until these close friends leave her too?

Anonymous said...

rachel thinks everyone is out to get her and everyone else sucks and she is perfect. it's clearly HER who is the problem when EVERYONE she comes into contact with ends up turning on her.

Anonymous said...

Rachel is sf vile. I don't get how you are twenty one and don't just do it on your own. Buy the god damn student insurance or pay for it on your own. You just talked about how you were making bank.

She's the tackiest guru and legit a typical Jew. She just thinks everyone owes her something and she gets so uppity over money and she suddenly has it/doesn't when convenient to fit her story.

Anonymous said...

she's 21? she looks.......old for 21

Anonymous said...

Pretty ladies, I fucked things up with my boyfriend and he dumped me. Basically I played lots of games all the time and I tested his love for me all the time and purposely didnt tell him stuff. I did it all cuz I'm an attention seeking drama queen and I didn't think he would actually dump me but he did. He says we need space from each other and to just be friends right now. He still likes me and he called me last night when he was drunk and told me he still loves me. What can I do to make him my bf again?? I obviously am going to act more mature and sweet but how can I reel him in? I feel bad for ruining things :( he's the best thing that ever happened to me

Anonymous said...

ok casey

Anonymous said...

Did my comment get deleted??? When you return something to sephora without a receipt, do they keep track of that shit?? I returned something today and they asked for my ID but I still have 2 bottles of foundation I want to return too since this was so easy. Will they boot me out for too many returns??

Anonymous said...

if the returns seem shady or if you're in there everyday then yes they will boot you.

Anonymous said...

Well it would only be my 2nd return but I'll wait like a week or 2 before going in there. I'm just being paranoid. Does it make a difference if I go to a different sephora?

Anonymous said...

they won't boot you out, but they'll notice if it's the same employees. i'd go to a different sephora if you can, i'd be paranoid too.

Anonymous said...

Haaaaaay sexy laydayyy

Felicia Lee said...

Well tbh I wouldnt want Jen to be my friend. I'm sure if someone has a lower income she'll make sure to point it out to you "Here, I wanted to give you this sweater...it has a huge hole in it but its still better than anything you could afford, How sweet am I...first I give away my broken xmas tree and now my clothes with holes in them"

Anonymous said...

the idiot who c&p's comments from GG and adds random names to it is back

Anonymous said...

what is she talking about jen giving clothes with holes in them away? did i miss something?

Anonymous said...

jen talked about giving her broken camera she's getting repaired to her parents. i guess the rere is comparing it to that? idek. GGers are retards.

Anonymous said...

how is giving a used but repaired or possibly replaced camera to your parents unthoughtful? ffs she doesn't have to give anything away but she's moving on and getting and upgrade so she figured her parents could use it.

i think they're just angry that they don't benefit from jen giving her stuff away every now and again

Anonymous said...

I compare it to giving your little brother or sister an old phone. People do that all the time -_-

Anonymous said...

ikr they wouldn't say anything if she just bought a new camera and tossed the broken one in the trash.

Anonymous said...

Godmother of Moarfailia here. The rat is trapped. Between the cheeks of my ass and is suffering the wrath of my bootyhole. Off with her head!! aka squeezing it off with my cheeks.

Anonymous said...

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/clo/3685651571.html

Anonymous said...

missing the kween

Anonymous said...

lulz "sensual aroma"

Anonymous said...

I hate how Willam feels the need to have a guest on every Beatdown now.

Anonymous said...

yeah...fatgloria ruined it for me

Anonymous said...

it seems like willam doesn't want the guests there either. some of the shit he says to them doesn't sound like he's joking.

Anonymous said...

lol yeah he always tells them to fuck off and not to touch him and he seems serious sometimes. the stylish probably forces guests to get more views.

Anonymous said...

pl you're a cunt faced bitch I'm glad your bf dumped you

Anonymous said...

can i wear silver shoes with a cherry red dress? :( I'm a wetard, halp pl.

Anonymous said...

if no one wanted to help your retarded ass last night...

Anonymous said...

i wouldnt wear silver shoes in general.

Anonymous said...

I'd wear them to 1998 prom lol

Anonymous said...

http://www.fredericks.com/Rhinestone_T-Strap_Sandal/12157,default,pd.html?cgid=sh2&start=24&sz=12&all1=all

these are 1998? maybe I'm just small town.

Anonymous said...

Will you be giving lapdances at any point in your evening?

Anonymous said...

Maureen Lewis
about an hour ago
My microwave stopped working a few weeks ago, and since then I had just been using a gas stove to heat things up. Anyway yesterday I got another little microwave from the thrift store and I had set it up on a counter, but I was going to use it today and somehow it fell off the counter and onto the floor. The plate inside of it broke, and the plug got bent at the point where it plugs into the wall. I tried to unbend it so that I could plug it up again, but I am not able to do so, and so now I don't even know if it still works...and I never even got to use it...

WTF HOW THE HELL DOES A MICROWAVE JUST FALL OFF A COUNTER?

Anonymous said...

you are now rocking with kai-eh-lyn and nichole, bitch

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm... I'm rubbing my clitty. It feels so good. It's making me so wet! When i finally cum I'm going to squirt across the room!

Anonymous said...

Will you be giving lapdances at any point in your evening?

close. im going to vegas and im going trashy one night for fun. am i doin it rite?

Anonymous said...

LMAO WTF

seriously her microwave fell off the counter. i have never heard of that happening to anyone ever. how does that even happen? i can't even imagine a microwave smashing to the floor.

Anonymous said...

dass skwert

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

dying

Maureen Lewis
Yesterday
Cute sandals I got at the thrift store (even though they are too big for me, lol).

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/417661_735069643109_1139296533_n.jpg

Anonymous said...

my boss is such an asshat but i would fuck him SO badly omg. anyways, his gf seems like a nice girl. i always wonder how people can be with someone who treats others like shit..it's so unattractive. i see his bulge tho. got a big dick!

Anonymous said...

Okay that very picture makes it official. Momo is my (temporary) queen

Anonymous said...

why is mooreens big toe so fucking long? literally a limb-grasping monkey.

Anonymous said...

Bless her heart. My gran wears sandals just like those when I drop her off at the senior citizen center in da summah time.

Anonymous said...

"you have great tits, they're really beautiful"
"thank you"
"i like nice tits, always have, how about you?"
"l like having nice tits"
"how do you like having them?"
"what do you mean"
"you know what i mean"
"i like having them in a nice dress or a tight top"
"mmm you like to show them off"
"i didn't like showing them off at the cheeta"
"Why not? I liked looking at them there, everybody liked looking at them there!"
"made me feel like a hooker"
"you are a whore darlin'!"
"no I'm not!"
"we all are. we take the cash, we cash the cheque..we show them what they wanna see!"
"maybe you are a whore mooren but I'm not"
"you and me, we're exactly alike"
"mmhmm *flicks cold mike" I'll never be like you"

Anonymous said...

is it wrong that her big toes are making me wet and i just want to suck them and have them up my snatch fucking it in and out? mmm

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/35HkNuCfQ8o a lotion tutorial. What the fuck.

Anonymous said...

I got a long sleeve cowl neck mini sweater dress from fredericks last year and my boyfrint goes fucking crazy when I wear it with my thigh high black boots. Very pretty woman typa outfit. I think I'll wear it out tonight

Anonymous said...

riiight. your bf is your dog.

Anonymous said...

i went to a japanese restaurant and thought of kai

Anonymous said...

tonight, let's all shove travel sized shampoo bottles up our snatchies and let out a giggle-exhale gasm for our long lost kween.

Anonymous said...

Vegas Lady with the red dress and dem shoes... are you going to dance the mambo at the Sheldrake?

Anonymous said...

I wanna go to Vegas and dance with Nomi Malone

Anonymous said...

i'm sure i'll be dancing the mambo, just on the strip with a drink in each hand.

Anonymous said...

those silver shoes are going to be so uncomfortable. they make really cute retro-ish looking shoes that will probably going with your dress a lot better than those 1998 school dance shoes. sahrry.

Anonymous said...

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2047/l92890eeae3923.jpg

this is what i instantly thought of

Anonymous said...

i feel bad for guys whose gfs cant deep throat

Anonymous said...

my boss is such an asshat but i would fuck him SO badly omg. anyways, his gf seems like a nice girl. i always wonder how people can be with someone who treats others like shit..it's so unattractive. i see his bulge tho. got a big dick!

^^^ link facebook plz or just a pic of him, put it on tinypic or something. want to see if he's hot or if this is just momo posting

Anonymous said...

Kailyn got a job, Kailyn got a car, and Kailyn is paying her own rent.

Anonymous said...

momo posting? you mean casey knudsen and his fake stories?

Anonymous said...

Kailyn ain't gonna diss you on the internet cause her mama taught her better than that

Anonymous said...

Kay's kiss is something we won't resist! Her lips are UNDENIABLE!

Anonymous said...

i dunno PL, i can't deep throat without gagging but it drives my bf wild. sometimes he even holds my head down so i choke for a minute lol. but i still can't get the bugger to put a hand around my throat when we fuck.

Anonymous said...

i try, and can sometimes but not really. i never make a gagging or choking noise but he asks me if i can. lol. guys are weird

Anonymous said...

maybe the idea of him putting his hands around your throat just doesn't appeal to him?

Anonymous said...

I always try to get mine to spank me and slap me but he won't =( hell give like...2 week slaps and then be done

Anonymous said...

my guy will put his hands around my throat. i used to have to kinda guide his hands there, but now he does it on his own. i just wish his hands weren't so big because they sometimes hit my collarbone. that's painful.

Anonymous said...

yeah i guess that's why, i just can't see why he won't try it once :(

Anonymous said...

any other PLs have a bf who clearly paid no attention during anatomy class? cause i just realized my bf thinks girls pee out of their vag canal... like omfg.

Anonymous said...

It's time to take the word back

"Slut" is now a compliment

A sexy-ass female who running shit and confident

Lady who on top of it, a female with a sex drive

Anonymous said...

my bf asked me about that the other day. he was like "where do you pee from?" i asked if he wanted me to show him while i peed and he dropped the subject lmao.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO omg pl's by bf is a rere too! 11:23 I asked him that and he said YES and now won't stop bothering me

Anonymous said...

once in high school some stupid black girl said the sex hole and the hole the tampon goes up are different. stupid lady.

Anonymous said...

yeah, my ex boyfriend did that. he wouldn't eat me out because he thought we pissed out of it and he was like 'how fast is the flow from there?' i was like wtf.

and then i brought up that i sucked his dick regardless of where he pissed from and dumped him slightly after that because i realized how fucking stupid he is.

Anonymous said...

omg i lahve you ladies. i also gently offered to show my bf where i really pee from and he dropped it likes it's hot. although now when he goes down on me i see him looking at my vag a bit more than usual LOL.

Anonymous said...

guys are literally fucking retarded sometimes. and i've noticed they get like that, really germaphobic and grossed out about the weirdest things. but basically shitting their pants to fart is funny.

Anonymous said...

i bought a pair of navy stripped shoes and the stitching and stripes on one of the toes line up so weird and makes it look sf stupid, now i'm bitchfacing that i have to take them back

Anonymous said...

next time they call you a slut, kailyn wilcher tells you not to give a fuck!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb94e7ed6fe7376ddfa69f77e66d5a46/tumblr_mjrinzQp681rrxyzqo1_500.png

Anonymous said...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb94e7ed6fe7376ddfa69f77e66d5a46/tumblr_mjrinzQp681rrxyzqo1_500.png



WHY. seriously where are these little kids' parents at these days?

Anonymous said...

http://instagram.com/p/WOHxjUCFnS/

ffs, how hard is it to edit out that string of saliva, or take a new photo?

Anonymous said...

ikr? my boyfriend farts at least 20 times a day and acts like it's nothing, but ONE time over 4 years ago i rolled over in my sleep and farted on his leg. and he brings it up ALL THE TIME. he pissed me off so much but i still lahve him

Anonymous said...

tell him to stfu or you're going to fart in his mouth next time he's sleeping

Anonymous said...

LOL i think i will.

Anonymous said...

you should pee on his foot when you 2 take a shower together.

Anonymous said...

"you should pee on his foot when you 2 take a shower together."


lulz! yes! the reaction would be so funny, can you just imagine a guys face after doing something like that?

Anonymous said...

one of the parts on my clinical ethics midterm is determining ethical issues of a junkie getting an organ transplant before other candidates. DAVIT THAT'S YOU

Anonymous said...

i did that on accident when i first started dating my bf. 5 years later he still brings it up. he was so grossed out by it then. i told him fresh pee is sterile, but he didn't care.

Anonymous said...

why is it that guys can remember the most random shit on you from the past but cant remember hampers exist in this world or things that you specifically tell them

Anonymous said...

What's the weirdest thing a guy has said to you? Once my bf said he wanted to see my pretty pink pussy....like pudding.

I'm still not even sure what that means lmao

Anonymous said...

idk. i wish my beyonce would put his dirty socks up. i always find them in random places. under the dining room table, in the couch, in his shoes, even found a pair BEHIND the toilet once.

Anonymous said...

why is it guys always wanna eat asshole

Anonymous said...

i dunno, my bf likes to do it too but it think it's kind of gross. thank god i'm a clean lady.

Anonymous said...

guys are so fucking retarded.

'ewww, you pee and fart and burp that's so nasty.....can i lick your asshole?'

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