Monday, April 22, 2013

Akaydoll / Kayla Lashae / Makayla Holmes / Ratchet

 
Akaydoll, or Kayla Lashae / Makayla Holmes is a fail guru who's recently been brought to the blog's attention. She's friends with Kristee aka Shrek (strawberryelectric48), and that massive fail Cici (thatssociciyo). She was taking online college courses but dropped out to focus on her youtube "career". She actually tried to act like she went to campus everyday, but got called out. She lives at home with her mommy. She is 21 but acts like a 16 year old, and tries to keep up with and befriend all the teen gurus. 
Kayla is super lulzy because of how hard she tries. She always clings onto people and starts copying them. She also hears random 'ghetto' slang (ratchet, swag, yolo, going ham) and then uses it all the time - but always incorrectly. So embarrassing! She's obsessed with Tyler, the Creator currently and repeats song lyrics 24/7 and blasts his music when she vlogs in her car.
Recently, she went to IMATS with other youtubers (all teenagers), and they all turned on her because she was super annoying and selfish. They also called her "grandma" the entire time and made jokes, but Kayla tried to play it off and act like it was just a cute nickname. Kayla was staying with lagunabeachlove10, and invited herself to stay longer than she originally planned. After the trip, drama all unfolded on twitter. Lagunabeachlove and all her friends took jabs at Kayla and subtweeted her, and eventually started completely ignoring her. No one would say what happened or why they weren't talking to Kayla anymore. Kayla was suppose to go to IMATS NY with them, but cancelled last minute and started saying she was never going because she didn't financially plan it properly.

Now she's saying she didn't go because she's moving to LA in a few weeks. She supposedly got a ~social media~ job somewhere, and will be working 9-5 in an office. She won't give any other details. Some people think it's a position with Maker Studios.  She found an apartment online, and hasn't even seen it in real life, just in photos. That should end well. In the video she says that she reached her dreams by reading positivity books and working on herself - LOL. She started reading positivity books like 2 weeks ago.
[Kayla posing awkwardly to make sure her tiny tattoo is visible]

Kayla's self-written biography is super lulzy. She takes herself way too seriously and actually thinks she's a career woman of sorts. It almost sounds like something Mama Wilcher would write for Kailyn. It's also on her LinkedIn profile. She is so delusional. She wants to focus on social media and find a career solely doing that. ~social media guru~

"Kayla Lashae was born on August 21, 1992 in the Washington, DC area. She created her YouTube channel, Akaydoll, in 2008 and is now a partnered content creator with Maker Studios.
Kayla is no stranger to social media. Having spent four years as a vlogger on YouTube, she has learned the importance of networking and creativity. Being a vlogger Kayla is responsible for producing her own video and web content, editing her raw footage and communicating with her many viewers.
Kayla offers a wide range in video content such as beauty, fashion, entertainment, healthy living, music, self-help, how-to’s and lifestyle. By being fun, positive and relatable to her audience Kayla represents the “every day” girl. Kayla has a featured article on TeenVogue.com, is an ambassador for Clean & Clear and is certified in customer service and sales."

No one knows what "certified in customer service and sales" means, probably because nothing like that even exists.

Her social media profiles (that she is supposedly an expert in) are full of lulz. All she does is be a try-hard and make a fool of herself. Like this: https://vine.co/v/bP70Ppp5Vvu
(Unfortunately it looks like she deleted the infamous "ratchet bubble tea" Vine). And on her instagram.
[long-lost Lewis siblings?]

[Kayla creeping]


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Anonymous said...

lahv it! such a fail guru.

Anonymous said...

lulz at her revealing her other name right before this post

Anonymous said...

lulz why does she use toddler words? yummy, mommy, daddy, "awk-salsa" wat....you're 22.....

Anonymous said...

can you please add this pic of akai being a kailyn wilcher please.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=zkpn4g&s=4

Lilkaikaiz said...

Well obviously we aren't getting anywhere. Troll comments will be deleted, and when fail troll inevitably goes on it's rampage comment moderation will be turned on. K thanks.

Anonymous said...

LOL thanks bb <3

Anonymous said...

why is she shopping for apartment stuff now it makes no logical sense to anyone. the comments are all asking why she doesn't want till she's in LA.

Anonymous said...

is everyone linking the post to kayla? it looks like she's already lurking though since she ran to delete things.

Anonymous said...

On TLC right now a show called My Crazy Obsession is on...the girl on there reminds me of momo

Anonymous said...

why is all of GG so happy for kayla? i personally think she's lying and won't even end up in LA, never mind getting a job and an apartment to live there.

Anonymous said...

idk, she DID run to change her linkedin to say she lives in LA and works in online media, and then put it on private.

Anonymous said...

http://richarcl.tumblr.com/post/48645072419/el-dispute-woman-photographs-herself-receiving

Anonymous said...

why did she completely change her name? is kayla lashae her online "fake" name? i thought her name was kayla, and i guess her mom's last name is lashae? now she's makayla holmes.

Anonymous said...

and obviously makayla holmes is her full legal name is she put it on her online resume and changed it just because she got a job.

Anonymous said...

i thought lip butters were supposed to be sheer *bitchface* lollipop is bright as fuck clown pink. tho annoying. =[

Anonymous said...

i love every time people discuss that retarded fat ass, 9:47 #2. everyone always points out she's an awkward frumpy bitch standing in the way with a tripod pointed at her and THAT'S why everyone stares. her fatty experiment is skewed.

Anonymous said...

i could see ordering furniture now because that can take several weeks to arrive and it can be delivered to her new apartment. but everything else? nope. it's going to cost a fortune to ship all of that down to california. anyone with a brain would know to wait.

Anonymous said...

how is she planning to get to LA? is she going to take a plane and pack up everything and ship it? why would anyone do that? if she's driving then i guess it makes more sense, but not really since she has to cram all of that in her car.

Anonymous said...

yea 9:51 i would agree with you except for the second photo here:

http://petapixel.com/2013/02/11/woman-photographs-herself-receiving-strange-looks-in-public/

Apparently that was the one that inspired her to start the project.

Anonymous said...

people are staring at her because her fat ass is in the way

http://www.petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2013/02/waitwatchers-3.jpeg

or sitting depressed on a swing lmfao

Anonymous said...

her mom is probably going to go to LA with her when she moves. i can't see akai doing it all alone. maybe they will rent a u-haul? that seems way more reasonable than paying for shipping the stuff across the country.

Anonymous said...

lmfao some fat miserable looking bitch is sitting there pouting. the girl is taking a pic of her husbint and the background and he probably glanced down that that fat cunt for like 2 seconds and that's when her friend snapped the pic. fatty is trying to make something out of nothing.

Anonymous said...

Who was asking for Keef Private Beard's new cell?

413.642.1821

Anonymous said...

lol seriously? a fat ginger is standing in the middle of a crowded street and clearly in everyones way. she has someone following her around and taking pictures of her too. no shit people are going to look. i'm sure thin privilege is eating that shit up though.

Anonymous said...

i feel like i identify with this project... i am told by tons of people i'm stunningly gorgeous, but the reality is i'm overweight and i used to be obese. i know what it's like to be treated different for being pretty, and treated differently for being ugly/fat. I wish it wasn't a reality in our culture.

Anonymous said...

oh wait she's not ginger. BUT IT STILL LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS NO SOUL SO IT'S OKAY

Anonymous said...

actually i think it's the opposite tbh. her mom probably isn't going so that's why she's buying everything now. her mom is helping her pick things out and probably paying for it all. that's like the only reason to buy things now before getting to LA.

Anonymous said...

lol keef actually changed his number? such a kai. it took him like a year.

Anonymous said...

am i the only one who would prefer to move into an empty apartment and slowly buy things? like obviously the first weekend you go buy all the essentials, but this bitch is already buying curtains and she hasn't even see her apartment yet.

Anonymous said...

the woman in the 2nd photo looks like she's looking down the street.... looking at people isn't a crime either way. attractive people get stared at just as much, if not more. and unless you walk with your head down you're probably going to look at people. fat people play the victim over the dumbest things.

"DISCRIMINATION! LOOK AT THEM STARING AT ME! IT'S BECAUSE I'M FAT AND THEY ARE FATPHOBIC!"

or, you know, you were in their way or happened to be in their line of vision.

Anonymous said...

the fat ginger WAS the photog, she just set up a damn tripod and took her own pics lol

Anonymous said...

i wonder if she actually splurged and got a decent apartment or if she's going to live in a roach infested hell hole in the ghetto. she makes decent money off youtube and got a full time job so... but she obviously isn't going to be living like elle and blair.

Anonymous said...

no, i'm the same way. i still think it's really stupid that she's moving into an apartment without doing a walk through. she'll have to guess at the layout and how big each room is. i'm sf picky with decor anyway. i'd rather wait too.

Anonymous said...

lulz yes i'm sure you're stunningly gorgeous..

Anonymous said...

oh, it's a tripod? she actually set up a fucking camera in the middle of crowds and took photos of herself. oh. okay. i wonder why people were staring!!11

Anonymous said...

lol yeah the fat ass set up a tripod in the middle of places and then stood in front of it pretending to look at huge paper maps or her phone or just staring off into the distance like a fat retard blocking the busy pathways. that's why she got stared at and people gave her dirty looks.

Anonymous said...

if it's a thuper nice apartment then her parents are paying for it. kayla has a lot of subs but not enough views to get that kind of payout.

Anonymous said...

her youtube money is going to her car, gas, insurance, food, starbucks, target hauls, etc. her parents are for sure going to help her pay rent. her weird mom is probably so excited her babygirl made it and is moving to LA. i honestly think akay gets that pround self-important shit from her mom, the mom looks like she praises her and gets all excited over everything kayla does. she always acts sf proud in vlogs and like kayla is a celeb.

Anonymous said...

her mom is another mama wilcher. she took kayla to get that tacky tattoo. and in her cinnamon challenge video you can hear her mom asking if kayla wants her to hold the camera for her. you can tell she thinks little speshul kayla is an internet celebrity. she'd fund the trip to LA.

Anonymous said...

I moved 2,000 miles to be with my bf after he got a new job and made the mistake of letting him pick out the place. I was SO nervous about it and I was drilling him constantly. He finally brought one of his girl friends on a walk thru and had her call me after it was over and she led me so astray she said the place was fine LOL

I get there after driving for three days. The bathroom is a closet in the bedroom, the sink was just hanging out by the closet in the bedroom and the breakfast nook, kitchen, and living room were all one room.

Anonymous said...

yep exactly it is her mom. i got that vibe too. she's a creepy stage mom. her mom sounds like she pushes her behind the scenes and probably helps her come up with video ideas and stuff. she doesn't want to be in vlogs though, but she's always yelling in the background and loves to film it like she's a professional filming a celeb tv show.

Anonymous said...

Natalia Sandoval 1 hour ago
Seriously, buy stuff in LA. Unless you're driving there, shipping stuff across the country is not cheap! They have target and bed bath and beyond in LA. And the Internet, you can order stuff online!

Akaydollx2 1 hour ago
I have a moving truck haha so it not a big deal to me to buy some stuff now! <3


ok that still doesn't make sense. what is she moving? she said she's getting rid of her country bedroom set. why would you pay to haul things across the country? it's so much easier to buy it once you're there. silly nignogs.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3sA5plF6kE

this is on my workout playlist and i just realized that i've been singing about blowjobs the entire time. oops.

Anonymous said...

because like the other pl said, "mommy" is paying for it all now so she's taking advantage

Anonymous said...

yeah and either way she's buying for a place that she hasn't seen. it's going to be a bitch to return things if they don't fit or workout in certain rooms.

oh and calling it now, she's going to move into that complex where ingrid, amarixe and a bunch of other youtubers live. she's trying to be BFF with nikki phillipi and that group.

Anonymous said...

lmao her mom is sf awkward. she looks like she could be elmore's non-retarded sister.

Anonymous said...

LLW prepared for her boudoir shoot more than some people prepare to give birth. I'm catching up on her boudoir vlogs

Anonymous said...

LOL she does not make decent money off youtube. Her full time job is probably not even a job. I bet mama akai help bullshit the fuck outta her resume.

Anonymous said...

her dad looks like elmore lulz

Anonymous said...

her mom looks like elmore, her dad looks like elmore, and her brother looks like elmore. they're probably inbred lewis relatives. they are from the DC area and it's not too far from maryland.

Anonymous said...

she has 111,000 subs and gets decent views what are you even talking about? she makes good money off youtube alone and she apparently got a full time job.

Anonymous said...

lulz am i the only one who kinds feels bad for kayla? she doesn't seem that bad to me. yeah she's 21 and immature but everyone acts like she's 35 trying to be 16. she was 16 only 5 years ago. she got a job and is moving out now too so she's growing up.

Anonymous said...

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/3760291734.html

interesting read. it's about the bombers.

Anonymous said...

she has 111,000 subs and gets decent views what are you even talking about? she makes good money off youtube alone and she apparently got a full time job.

Looks like we have an akai stan. Her videos are pointless and has 0 substance to them. Sure she can make enough money hoarding junk from Target.

Anonymous said...

decent views aren't enough to support yourself in LA, sahrry.

Anonymous said...

But what kind of 22 year olds do you know that actively try to befriend 15-16 year olds that aren't their family. Like...exclusively. If a male did that everyone would call them a weird pedo

Anonymous said...

who cares what her videos are about when they get views? that's all that matters. sorry but akay is a successful guru and makes a good income off it. she spent over $20,000 just on hauling stuff according to GG. i think she's lulzy too but she's not a fail guru struggling to make it like kai.

Anonymous said...

lol um there's mature then there's creepy. what 22 year old hangs on to a bunch of teenagers? at that age you graduate college and hopefully hang out with people your age or older out in the working world. only total losers or creeps hang out with teenagers who they aren't related to when they're in their twenties.

Anonymous said...

kayla's not even 21, she's only 20.

Anonymous said...

ia idk why the pls want to troll her. she's boring to me, like jen.

Anonymous said...

the post forgot to mention what a DYKE kayla is!

Anonymous said...

Then why is she selling garbage t-shirts and used products for retail value HMMMM ?

And I agree any 21 year old who be-friends little 16 year old girls purposely is just weird.

Anonymous said...

wow that is pretty interesting. i wish the world would do away with religion. all of it. it makes me sf retarded.imagine not being able to go to the bathroom in there were men in the house? jfc

Anonymous said...

lol yeah seriously kayla lashae is a big ol' lezzie! she;s into TG (teen girls) just like kai.

Anonymous said...

lmao sorry that comment was so esl. i meant to say "it makes people sf retarded. imagine not being able to go to the br if there were men in the house?"

Anonymous said...

she was able to spend that much because she had nothing else to pay for. her parents paid for everything except her hauls.

Anonymous said...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c857a07d7e5b5bcbad102a7b7bae88d/tumblr_mloohofRIN1qhh72wo1_500.jpg

Anonymous said...

http://87daysbefore.tumblr.com/post/48663948105

LOL FOR WHAT?! yelling at the camera on YT?!

Anonymous said...

lmao wtf does obese rachel need a manager for? is she trying to get acting jobs? sell music and get shows? sell a book? she makes youtube videos and rages on tumblr like what are you managing?

Anonymous said...

fat rachel is lying, trying to make herself seem super famous and important again.

Anonymous said...

fat allie and cityandfug have ~agents~ too. it's just some fail PR team that reps youtubers. nothing ever comes from it other than an ego boost. even the top youtubers have trouble getting promo because no one takes them seriously irl.

Anonymous said...

pls who have been to college have such a hard time finding work. Why do these fail youtubers act like they're better then us/these people ?

akai made such a huge deal about CC and having to work with people. But then on her resume she lies and said she laves working with people. oh okay have fun at your 'social media' job.

Anonymous said...

she doesn't even have experience. idg how she got that job. i feel like she probably lied and listed previous jobs and her mom helped her cover it up.

Anonymous said...

all the canadian fail gurus are represented by some fail PR company. cityandfug, fat allie, gregorytranny, and some other nobodies are all represented by the same company.

Anonymous said...

How do you west coast pl do it? Your time zone sucks. All the news is old by the time you wake up.

Anonymous said...

my theory is kayla is moving to LA, but there is no job. the job is bullshit. she's going to live off her youtube income and her parents' help, but she doesn't want to admit it and clearly saw the criticisms lately of her not going to school or working. how convenient she snags some social media job in LA with no experience, and it's in her dream world of social media and a 9-5 full time.

Anonymous said...

I really don't get how there are people that actually got degrees and have experience that got passed up for KAYLA. Like what even?

Anonymous said...

i agree, she lied about the job. she was so awkward when she talked about it, like she was lying... because she was.

Anonymous said...

yeah, since when do youtubers get jobs? especially 9-5 ones? when would she film and do her social media? kayla is going to be the first guru to work AND do youtube? lol no. she's a typical youtuber and youtube is her one and only job.

Anonymous said...

she'll probably pull a kai and tweet/instagram/vine/vlog 24/7 and forget that she's supposed to be busy at ~work. bitch is lying.

Anonymous said...

lol and didn't she claim she interviewed when she was in LA, for IMATS??? there really is no job.

Anonymous said...

lmfao ikr i'm dying to see how this job will work out, she's so going to pull a kai and forget her lies.

Anonymous said...

she WOULD lie about her job being in social media since that's what she's obsessed with. i'm pretty sure we already mentioned this, what jobs are there in social media?? like strictly social media? and she's moving to LA to work full time with no experience? oh ok.

Anonymous said...

her linkedin says ~online marketing~

Anonymous said...

oops actually it's ~online media~ lol even worse. that sounds like she means youtube.

Anonymous said...

THE JOB IS BULLSHIT! online media does mean youtube. she makes media/videos online

Anonymous said...

the fuck .. kinda ratchet shit is this.

http://www.jobsinsocialmedia.com/

Anonymous said...

lulz look at the jobs, it's all MARKETING/COMMUNICATIONS positions that dabble in social media. there is no way kayla got a job like that. there are no jobs that are JUST social media.

Anonymous said...

the jobs are all asking for like 5 years experience and degrees. what does kayla have hmm?

Anonymous said...

maureen lewis should put her communications degree to work and be like her long lost sister and get a job in social media marketing.

Anonymous said...

akai is on some other shit man.

she is more delusional the our princess kai.

Anonymous said...

kayla is kai, except no FAS and she's not poor.

Anonymous said...

from GG about makers.

http://www.makerstudios.com/careers/



lmaoo. no way girl is lying sf hard.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iwavnhCaTpQ#!

Anonymous said...

Wuts a good starting job?

Anonymous said...

if she got a job, it's with maker studios. she was kissing their ass for like 3 months straight. she instagrammed a photo of her in their office too. if ANYTHING, i'd say that she got an unpaid internship and she's lying because she'd get shit for her parents paying for her life in LA.

Anonymous said...

yeah if she got a job it's with maker studios, but they have no jobs for drop outs like kayla and she already said it's in social media so

Anonymous said...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/luuux-original-files/bookmarklet_uploaded/phonto_289.jpg

You guys...I'm in gelato heaven

Anonymous said...

lol my niece wanted to drink coffee with us so my sister gave her a tiny glass with creamer and like not even a teaspoon of coffee. it reminded me of kai.

Anonymous said...

http://www.statsheep.com/akaydoll
http://www.statsheep.com/akaydollx2

$30k in 4 years? she's going ham on that ratchet bank swag!

Anonymous said...

All gurus are fab. For the lulz

Anonymous said...

My boyfrint bought me a Barbie doll. He said she was pretty and reminded him of me. It's a nice gift but wit do you say to that?

Anonymous said...

i feel like littlebladder but i'm thinking about returning two b&bw candles that i bought the other day. i never burned them but they're just bland and idk why i picked them up. i hope the ladies don't bitchface at me =[

Anonymous said...

lulz kaylas mad. in the last 24 hours:

Has unsubscribed to:
17 channel(s)

Has removed:
8 contact(s)

Has deleted
7 video(s)

Anonymous said...

you didn't burn them though. little bladder burns them up then returns black 3/4 burned candles and claims they were duds and didn't work.

Anonymous said...

she lost nearly 2k subs within 2 weeks too. successful youtuber!

Anonymous said...

is she letting go of all her fake backstabbing 12 year old youtube friends? lol

Anonymous said...

Has Earned an Estimated:
$174-$872 in the last 28 days

Has Earned an Estimated:
$68-$339 in the last 28 days

= $1,211 at the very max


that's not even enough for a shit apartment in LA let alone other utilities, groceries and hauls which she needs to keep her channel going. where's the stan that claimed she was making bank? that's less than minimum wage.

Anonymous said...

Is that your way of trying to tell us you think you look like Barbie....?

Anonymous said...

that site isn't accurate, rere

Anonymous said...

okay kayla. you aren't a rich youtube socialite.

Anonymous said...

Right, it isn't. She could be making even less than that.

Anonymous said...

When all of your income is disposable income it's really easy to feel like a baller

Anonymous said...

what happened to that site that was super accurate? and in one vlog kalel showed her computer screen and even had it bookmarked.

Anonymous said...

lulz that site was from the UC days and it got shut down. all the youtubers hated it and kept raging how it wasn't accurate. then all these other sites came out low-balling numbers.

Anonymous said...

did laura get a boob job or not?

Anonymous said...

a general rule of thumb is $0.50 per 100 views or $2.50 per 2,000 views and that's usually what those sites calculate. apparently it's more like $3 or $4 per 2,000 views, especially if the YTer is part of a network.

Anonymous said...

wait idk if the $0.50 per 100 is right. i think it was $0.50 per 500 or something.

Anonymous said...

akai got her job through a headhunter. she said it in the video. she "had someone send out her resumé." the sad reality is rich people have connections and know the right people to get jobs. i'm poor, and everyone i know is poor. they'd hook me up with a job if they could, but they don't have a business and don't know successful people.

she probably paid a headhunter to find her a job.

Anonymous said...

sorry super late but oil cleansing method lady here. i got the hazelnut oil at a health food/vitamin type of store where i live. i'm guessing whole foods or trader joes might have some? i got it bc hazelnut oil is the base of clarins' lotus oil. i also want to try using honey as a face wash, but i haven't found any raw honey yet. have any of you pl's tried that?

You must be skincare goddess. Thank you so much for the tip about the main ingredient in Clarins. And honey is a great antibacterial and antifungal agent so Im sure it would make a good face wash.

Anonymous said...

does anyone else get the feeling that akay has creepily studied ingrid. she tries to talk and act like her

Anonymous said...

i had a headhunter, but they were free and landed me an awesome job. they worked for companies, and got kickbacks from the company, so they didn't charge clients at all, because they're doing the leg work for 30+ corporations.

for the ladies struggling to find a job, even something stupid like a desk job, i actually do recommend trying it. my dad got me the name and number of one and i had a new job within a month. it takes out the work for you, the company and everyone else. it's super easy. prior to that i had spent HOURS putting my resume online and never even hearing back. i e-mailed it to the head hunter and had a call a week later.

even if it ends up costing you money, i think it's worth it. this whole online application thing is worthless. every company i applied for i never even heard back from.

Anonymous said...

she's like kai and copies all of the gurus. her "friends" made bitchy tweets about what a follower she is.

Anonymous said...

ive been breaking out in rashes lately. wtf

Anonymous said...

those glasses though. she reminds me of this girl i went to school with who was rich and tried so hard to fit in with the clique but she was one of those dorks who just couldnt get it

Anonymous said...

how did you find a headhunter? are they like a local thing?

Anonymous said...

fat allie had glasses like that. dead.

Anonymous said...

do any of you pls have a vegetable garden? i'm so peeved, my life is in shambles and the one thing i was looking forward to was planting my parents garden. well, a dude moved in next door and just started constructing a six foot fence blocking all the eastern sunlight. i swear i'll off myself. do you think anything else could still grow?

Anonymous said...

have you been using any new sprays or soaps, rash lady? or new laundry detergent, fabric softener, etc.

Anonymous said...

i got mine through my dad. but this is a great article on it: http://www.businessinsider.com/former-headhunter-this-is-how-you-get-on-a-recruiters-radar--even-if-youre-unemployed-2012-7

basically, put in your line of work in google and then headhunter. you'll find some.
the one i worked with was 2000+ miles away, and still got me a job, it just took him a little longer because i wasn't willing to relocate. if you're willing to relocate and get on their list, it's easy as pie. but even if THEY don't have the right connections, they know who does.it's a really good way to build a network

Anonymous said...

there are tons of plants that do well in shade.

Anonymous said...

thanks pl. but i'm just out of college and i don't really have a career path i guess? and i feel kind of lost in that. i'm not a sales/industrial/engineering kind of girl, my major was in social science and i love people and maybe i don't know what i want to be yet. are there even headhunters who care about me?

Anonymous said...

i wonder if shrekberry has been on the blog yet and saw the banner and her being called shrek.

Anonymous said...

how did you all decide on your degrees? i'm going back to school this fall but i have no idea what i want to do and it's been stressing me out for the past few months. i was a loser and cried the other night because i feel like everyone else knows wtf they want to do with their lives and i'm just lost. feels shitty.

Anonymous said...

http://www.socialsciencesjobs.com/social-sciences-recruiters.htm

have you looked here?
and here
http://www.headhunterfinder.com/category/Online_Job_Boards/Social_Science_Fields/
(check this frequently)
and gander at the linked in boards and throw your name/resume/interests out there. someone on linked in will know too.

Anonymous said...

I just took a bunch of really general classes until I found something I was really interested in. I'm indecisive so I had to be certain of what I wanted to do.

Anonymous said...

my major found me.i bullshitted around in gen ed's as a declared nursing major and then realized i wanted to be in finance. lulz. now i invest other people's money all day, and i couldn't be happier. i took my time with it, and still graduated in 4 years

Anonymous said...

did llw show her boudoir pics yet?

Anonymous said...

no. she said she's probably not going to show full ones anyway, just headshots. mr whip wants it to be private *rolls eyes* she already talked about it nonstop and posted a pic of her in lingerie with her nipples showing through.

Anonymous said...

wow headhunter pl you are so nice and helpful. thank you so much.

i chose my majors (anthro, french) because i wanted to study what i loved. people who say they know what they want in life are likely kidding themselves; it takes awhile, and takes some people longer than others. i only have a general idea of what i want to be. don't worry too much bb.

Anonymous said...

the best advice is just to pick what makes you happy. even if it means not getting a job for a few years because you picked liberal arts or something. you'll get one eventually. or else, you're going to end up in school twice.

though, i do side eye lib arts majors who put themselves into 150k of debt knowing full well that they won't be employed right away.

Anonymous said...

did anyone notice GG has a chat room now?

http://www.gurugossiper.com/chat.php

Anonymous said...

it's not even a chatroom it's basically a cbox. what's the point of it?

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEFGl9EFnQg


why is aunt jemima so surprised by gangnam style? isnt she kpop obsessed? also her kid is sleeping while shes cursing and playing music

Anonymous said...

jfc aidsey's thumbnails are more rere than ever. he keeps tilting farther and farther. he will literally be horizontal in a week.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pitcSfV6axA

how massive is casey? the candles look tiny in his huge ogre hands.

Anonymous said...

i honestly thought they were smalls at first, then i was like, wait what? is there a new medium sized 3 wick?

Anonymous said...

Pretty ladies, in the beginning my boyfriend was so sweet and now he's just kind of a dick. He used to text me every morning telling me have a good day beautiful, and would want to spend tons of time with me and stuff but now he acts like he doesnt care and never sends me cute texts anymore, never wants to take me out that much, etc.

Tonight I told him he's changed and isn't the guy I fell in love with and it seems like he doesn't care anymore. And he replied "Ok so then are we done?" And I was like seriously? You aren't even going to fight for our relationship? And no we aren't done, I was just telling you how I feel. He responded "Well I just want you to be happy and if you're not happy with me there's nothing I can do." And then he was saying this is him, either accept it or I can break up with him. Who is this person and how do I get him to change?? Ugh

Anonymous said...

where we go another story

Anonymous said...

Horizontal face is Kai's thing. Stop copying her, Casey!

Anonymous said...

2:18 he's cheating on you and looking for an easy out. If he dumps you he'll be the asshole. If you dump him he'll feel better about it & he didn't have to hurt you. Even tho cheating is hurting you. Males have retarded brains.

Anonymous said...

man amazon is creepy. i bought pasta sauce yesterday and looked up a recipe on some random site, and now all my items to consider are pasta sauce wtf

Anonymous said...

2:21 he's not cheating on me, I've checked his Facebook and text messages and phone calls and he still has his moments of sweetness like last night when he said he wanted to be with me forever. I don't know what his problem is

Anonymous said...

I think the problem is is that I ALWAYS drive to his place 25 minutes away, always see him when he wants, always drop everything I'm doing to see him...and now he's taking it for granted...ugh :( I suck

Anonymous said...

ugh your bf sounds like my ex. he actually tried to argue to me that couples don't need to talk things out, they should either get along or ignore their issues. i was like..... whaaa??????

he broke up with me because he couldn't handle how badly he treated me. it literally didn't occur to him to change. he thinks i'm emotionally damaged for staying with him even though he treated me that way. sahhry but your man sounds kind of un-changeable.

Anonymous said...

have any of you pls heard of this? i'm a rere, but i want one

http://www.amazon.com/UP-Jawbone-Wristband-Retail-Packaging/dp/B00A17I9AA

Anonymous said...

i've seen those and they're really cool. take the calorie reading with a grain of salt though. it gives a generic number based on your height and weight which is the same as MFP and it's not accurate. the sleep tracker and synced food tracker are interesting though.

Anonymous said...

it has a bunch of 1 star reviews

Anonymous said...

That's a wannabe Fitbit lulz.

Anonymous said...

http://www.amazon.com/Fitbit-Wireless-Activity-Sleep-Tracker/dp/B0095PZHPE/

Cheaper and has a near perfect 5 star rating. :)

Anonymous said...

i think i broke my clarisonic. at first i thought it needed to be charged but ive been charging for a while now and i tried to turn it on and it just beeps twice. HALP plz

Anonymous said...

actually it beeps more than twice

Anonymous said...

how long did you charge it?

Anonymous said...

id say about hour and a half

Anonymous said...

lol gurl, they take 24 hours to charge. the light should flash while it's charging and stay solid when it's battery is full.

24 hour charge = 30 minutes of battery life = 1 min cycle per day = a full month of use

Anonymous said...

oopth!!! lol

Anonymous said...

even the president makes mistakes =]

Anonymous said...

LMAO Kai posted a pic of some paper from when she was in makeup school (aka the 40 hour course) and said she's considering freelancing. Yeah good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

lol it looks like it was some kind of homework assignment and she didn't even do it

Anonymous said...

yeah I was just looking at it. What is it? It has her name but she wrote nothing on it. Did mama fill it out for her?

Anonymous said...

A one week course she did 4 years ago is makeup school now and she's STILL talking about it like it means anything. That certificate is useless, Kai.

Anonymous said...

fail mod aka lilkaikaiz deletes any conversations about dani. i'm convinced she's a rere or there's a full blown rere in her family.

end the censorship of pls worldwide!!! mutiny against fail mod!

Anonymous said...

i'm fucking dying that kai is still talking about a 40 hour class she took 4 YEARS ago. does this fat retarded bitch not realize there's a thing called continuing education? hair and makeup need constant continuing education, the shit she learned 4 years ago isn't worth a damn anymore. then again, look at her mom, still doing perms and horrible 80s hairstyles.

like fail mother, like fail daughter

Anonymous said...

lmao @ kais instagram fight rn

Anonymous said...

This was from when I was in makeup school, I love makeup and I'm really thinking about freelancing


Why does Kai talk about things like she's 18? She's going to be in her mid 20s pretty much in a few weeks and she acts like life is something that is just going to happen her.

Anonymous said...

"foreverkailynyt That crazy girl is now blocked I'm so sorry about that you guys! I know I have true subscribers who like my videos and don't watch me to make fun of me"

mama & bella don't count bbgurl.

Anonymous said...

"foreverkailynyt That crazy girl is now blocked I'm so sorry about that you guys! I know I have true subscribers who like my videos and don't watch me to make fun of me"

mama & bella don't count bbgurl.

Anonymous said...

do you think lisa ever gets drunk and watches kai's videos for the lulz?

Anonymous said...

Lolokaystop I see you pl. I can't wait for Kai to pound her fists when she wakes up to your comments.

Anonymous said...

Who tf is danger0usperson? Is she the lady from the Kai spoof? Sorry I'm a rere who wasn't around when she supposedly made a video about kai

Anonymous said...

Wow could you imagine Kai breathing her nasty breath on your face and giggle exhaling while her FASy fingers gripped the tools for her to make you an awkward over blended mess? What would her conversation even be like? WOW thooo pritty, rly gurly.....GORJUSS *giggleexhale*

Anonymous said...

I wish Kai's Instagram was gone!

Anonymous said...

Kai would laaahve when prom time rolls around. Lots of booie teen girls will be getting felt up by their creepy, mouth breathing freelance mua but lbr, Kai will never follow through with it anyway.

Anonymous said...

lmfao @ this lady's plastic mess of a face

http://ilovehelsinki.com/2012/10/10/beauty-balms/

http://ilovehelsinki.com/2013/03/12/gray/

Anonymous said...

lmao the scandinavian bloggers are always such an over tanned over bleached mess. it looks like stereotypical LA culture barfed on them.

that broad looks like this girl post exfoliation and chemical peel (and acid burns) http://victoriatornegren.devote.se/

Anonymous said...

lulz it looks like she slaughtered a yeti for that vest. there goes me thinking Scandinavian women are all beautiful and stylish. and yes failtroll, I know finland isn't technically scandanavian so fuck off.

Anonymous said...

by celina is the only nordic blogger I follow. Her/her writing is pretty insufferable and her style is not too great for someone with so much money. I'm pretty sure she's in her early 30s too cos her skin is pretty haggard for a 25y.o

Anonymous said...

So after 4.5 years bb decides she wants to be a freelance makeup artist now with her one 40 hour makeup course?

She should move in with akai in LA. They can be delusional together.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwwRR6bDzfk

lulz

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/2itYYyy-glc

new kai videpo. she's wearing another plus-sized top, this time in pink! is she in pajamas? she's such a fat mess.

Anonymous said...

kai has been on youtube since 2007 but she's still getting better you guise! she's still working on her reviews and torials! and her fat ass can barely fit between her bed and window.

Anonymous said...

lmao how often her pronunciation of lorac changes

why the fuck would we put a fucking palette in our clutch on a night out? that's for lipstick, phone, keys and cash, rere.

Anonymous said...

Kai has never been out at night so she doesn't know what goes on.

Anonymous said...

http://youtu.be/OMH0RqvxtC4

gay brian is so going to run off with the baby to be with his gay lover and ditch lorraine now that she's given him a baby. so far in these videos brian seems like the mother.

Anonymous said...

lmfao brian is such a petite gentle faggot and now he's a proud mother! poor thing needed an ogre surrogate but hunty got her baby!

Anonymous said...

I thought Brian was cute with the baby :(

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is don doing? jen's housewife fans and angry retarded GG haters won't know wtf he's talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a7MYxeKPIA

Anonymous said...

man don and jen need some irl friends, no one cares about this shit.

Anonymous said...

don needs to be like a professor idk he comes off as one. and i actually enjoy his philosophy videos, but they are weird youtube videos lol.

Anonymous said...

his mom babbles about philosophical stuff too and that's what her foundation is about. they should go speak at colleges or something. youtube don't give a fuck, especially jen's audience.

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